As far as board members go, I have to give the nod to saltheart,who is always as nice as pie and never sets anyone off,JohnR Is , well, nice also but a bit of a ball breaker at times,just a little to mild.The others all seem resonably nice,however I prefer a little red-meat now and then its good for the sole..Are we in an ann landers club here?? losen up a bit,turn those screws now and then.its good for the sole and alot of fun.Im sick and tierd of GROWN men acting like women with a bad case of PMS!! This isnt a lonely hearts club or a bingo game.Everyone here seems to need some sort of therapy to get in touch with there inner feelings,deep stuff,on the one hand you have the cry babies who want nothing but attention and a shoulder to cry on..almost sounds as if they got a tear in there panties and now wont be able to make the prom..Bo..HOO...Bo...HOO..

Im so tierd of worrying about everyones feelings being hurt like a bunch of two year olds.You guys are supposed to be men??? didnt you ever work a job where the boys constantly tweaked each other?? I worked in constrution before I was hurt and beleve me that was no place for the "faint of heart" some of the pratical jokes on the job site were downright nasty!! and funny! you would never make it without a thick skin!!

Here you have some "candy a$$" crying about a magic marker?? this guy is a baby in the first deggree!! That sounds worse than a women!! Sometimes I think eveyone has lost site that some of us were born with Balls!!! not dresses!

I will tell you what,lets all have a fling,and meet in a sauna somewhere and discuss are inner feelings!! then, we can have a big group hug!!

I will start!!

Hi, "Im Bill,Im in touch with my feminine side and, not affraid to say it" "Please be nice to me" "I need love"Candy A$$!!!!

tweak,its fun.

Speaking of panites all in a bunch, you feeling OK? Getting enough sleep?

Depends on how you want to be Bill. Sure, I think a little more intestinal fortitude would be positive here but I don't mind it when people divulge their "femminie side" either.... Now does that mean that all of the women that have to come here have to fit the "June Cleaver" image of women in general. You know, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen? Easy killer, I like to see the pot stirred too but I think calling people "women" aint the right way to say it. Maybe saying get some backbone, grow a set or something like that. Don't piss off the ladies by saying the men can't act like ladies.. Knowhatimean?

Furthermore, "women" is too general of a term that doesn't need to be looked at negatively. So to rephrase "panites all in a bunch", maybe you should stop doing the Al Bundy scratch and step into the new millenium <img src="/Images/biggrin.gif"><!--e7-->...

(For all those new people, recommend reading disclaimer in the "Ask #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&" board. Bill (whose typing skills are, well you've seen them) probably took an hour to start this thread 'cause he was laughing his a$$ off). Too many parenthases?

(Or is has the thirty days bit come to fruition??? <img src="/Images/Tounge_Wink_Face.gif"><!--e5-->)

ROFLMAO I know ladies with bigger pairs . But lets not bash the ladies we need more hotties on the beach . looking at the stars is getting old .

Geez bill sound like you panties are in a bunch over this issue, your whining like a woman with PMS......<img src="/Images/Happy_Face.gif"><!--e1-->

Oh damn I broke a nail....gotta go now <img src="/Images/Happy_Face.gif"><!--e1-->

sorry to hear about the nail john,maybe patrick can help you manicure it back into shape!!

As far as june cleaver! I wish!!! More women should be that way,heck im a staunch republican!!! old school!! Cook clean take care of the kids. Now thats american in its purest form!!

Just look at me,I dont change diapers! I dont do dishes! I dont wash clothes!! Not me! We know who wears the pants in my houshold!! Those rules have been set down in stone!!Im not afaraid of my wife!! I lay the law down!! I once had her hold the antenna in place on the roof so I wouldent miss the pats game!! I have total rule!



PS.Dont tell my wife I said any of this..OK? I may not have any "balls" left if she got wind of this stuff!!

Hey Bill,
You are June Cleaver, you just don't let your mouth stop flapping long enough to realize it! Your the one who stays home all day and watch the kid while us "MEN" go out and bring home the bacon!!!!!
Howdya like them Kahonas??????
It's all yours now Mr. Mom.
tweak
MZ

Hehehe...

All this big-balled, hairy a$$ed, machismo talk coming from a guy who is a stay at home Dad!

GIMME A BREAK MR. MOM. Go burp your baby, it seems the colic is contagious.

(there you go Bill, you asked for it, you got it)

Your right plug! I asked for it and I got it!! Good one,this is better than I thought..Im still not ready to go lick my wounds however! MarcZ, Depends on what type of bacon you bring home! you most likely sit at a desk all day combing your hair! you never worked a hard day in your life!!

As for Mr. plug.I have a funny feeling that you got the name "plug" from some toy you most certainly use only the name had another word in front of it,its called Butt!! I think its so deep that you are having trouble getting it out of there!! Go see a proctologist they may be able to help!! Remember thats a one way street!!! instead of playing those terrible games,try some fishing! Tweak,tweak,tweak!!!

Bring it on!! (you also asked for it.and there you go)

Aw, hell, Bill, I guess it's time for all these "Johhny come latelys" to have a ringside seat for the videotape of our first and only war. Here, thru the magic of the WMI Surf MB Archives and Copy and Paste, is vintage "Mike from NY" from my bad old days:

7/28/1998 3:08:00 PM Mike (207.97.160.48) from NY says bill,bill,bill....
i'm going to do to you the same make you read a whole posting with no caps or punctuation. sorry it had to be you but i've wanted to get even with james joyce and faulkner for all of those horrible novels with pages and pages of run on sentences bill there's really no hope for you i've read your postings over the last year and you seem unusually dense even for a "rho dylander" and before you start i'm one myself, born there and lived the first 18 yrs of my life there you think the whole world begins at watch hill and ends at woonsocket and you are constantly amazed when you go into a restaurant in atlanta or chicago and order a grinder and a coffee cabinet and by the way is there a bubbler i can use and you get stares like you're speaking greek bill of course there's differences in the heights of moon tides from month to month, otherwise why the hell do you think every pilotage guide in the world lists these variations and i already told you once that the term spring tide has nothing to do with the season but of course you know it all so it was obviously a waste of time take a trip down to rehoboth beach del and go fishing sometime with crappie day i'm sure he'll appreciate your pearls of wisdom.



You really have to go back in time on the page to find it, and there's a lot of fond memories along the way, kinda sad to look at now in light of the wasteland the "bored" has become.

You can dig up your reply and "get" me back, buddy. It was one of the best shots you ever gave anyone--"20 Years on the toilet!!!My Time as a New Yorker"

Some things cant be equelled mike!That was a classic! We have come a long way since then,I have even tried to clean up my writing! two years and im not much better..its the "try" that counts! I miss the wmi days!!

I tkink #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& needs a BIG HUG. xox and maybe a Kiss

Hey Mike, I've got to help Bill out. As you are well aware, it has taken two years for him to learn to capitalize the beginnings of sentences as well as adding a period or two <img src="/Images/Tounge_Wink_Face.gif"><!--e5-->. No longer do the sentences run on for hours like they did in the old days. Unfortunately, this does not mean that he has mastered "Emontionicons" nor does he know how to pull up those old threads from where most of this fun fermented. So I hope you don't mind if put those up for him.... They were sure funny as hell back in those days <img src="/Images/biggrin.gif"><!--e7-->....

(Historical note - this thread was started by Bill's misbelief in the differences of moon tides over the course of the year)

&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;.

6. 7/29/1998 10:53:00 AM bill nolan (38.11.103.20) from rhode island says mike, mike,mike!!!
hey mike, i can take a good roast!im not going to sit here and bash you as you have done me. i will simply say that typing is new to me and i sometimes try to go to fast for my own good.it is to bad that i have to get slamed by someone like you,who doesnt even know me on a personal level.yes, i love rhode island. but o also love to fish cape cod and the islands also. my ultimate favorite place to fish is block island.i consider myself a good fisherman.i am not a good typer and never wanted to be.my wife however is, but does not have the time to sit here and type for me.my wife leslie, was commisioned officer on the noaa ship albatross and also holds a degree in marine biology. much of what i have learned of fish behavior i have learned from her. and was only trying to relate some of it here. gby the way, if the things i post are to long for you, simply dont read them!! its amazing what a mouse can do! getting roasted by anyone from new york or jersey doesnt bother me all that much.your expertise lies in "chunkin" thats all you guys know. so get off the five gallon pail and put those beers down, then go learn to fish!!lazy fisherman thats all you are and all you have ever been. i would never trade rhode islands beutifull coastline for the fecal infested waters of new york. why not write your own book? call it " fishing in the toilet" my time as a new yorker! bye the way, you must bye a ton of antibactierial soap out there, and have to carry a gun with you wherever you fish. yup! i love lil rhody! and alwayes will!! "THE WORLD STARTS AT WATCH HILL, AND ENDS AT RACE POINT, CAPE COD!! i was going to say woonsocket,but my world goes just a little further than that.

Memories.........Wow this is a trip down memeory lane........<img src="/Images/Happy_Face.gif"><!--e1-->