Water and Alcohol Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other
liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting.


It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,
to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY
and BAD for you.

WATER = Doo Doo

ALCOHOL = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!! It is better to drink alcohol
and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of $h it.

HERE ENDITH THE LESSON

Bernzy :gu: :hihi: :cheers: :smokin:

ummm, seems like the facts and logic win this one..:uhuh:

but Bernzy, where does your Roasted Pork enter the equasion?? :drool:

ill drink to that :cheers:

i add vodka to my water.... like half and half :huh:

um no ossafer i have only been drinkin decon taminatured water.:eek5:

MMMMMBEEEEEEEEER=GOOD
Thanks Bernzy, I'll let my wife know I'm drinking healthy.:devil2:

but Bernzy, where does your Roasted Pork enter the equasion?? :drool:

Since I can't control what the pig drinks, Im guess I'll have to wash down my cooked pork with beer, thereby reducing the doo doo to 25% on that particular meal. But, if I have numerous beers during dinner, that percentage will go down to an acceptable level:gu: :gu: :gu: :cheers: :buds: :hihi:

Yummy!!!!!!!

Its like I always Say....

"The Fat-Free, Whole-Grain Goodness.....of Beer"

Screw having a Juice bar at the Gym.....put in a Micro-Brewery.

maybe we can convince Hooters to have some sweaty chicks workin out and then serving beer.....

maybe we can convince Hooters to have some sweaty chicks workin out and then serving beer.....


Got My Vote.....If that did Happen I'd probably be a Svelt 190 lbs because I'd be at the Gym on a daily basis

IS that a pork roast I smell?:hihi:

i can say i successfully gave up drinking water 9 days, 16 hrs, 5 minutes, etc ago. my new liquid diet consists of jack and cokes, jager bombs, tall killians (thank god for unos) and keystones(gotta watch the carbs).

funny how you drink more when you have a girl, thought it would be the opposite :wall:

Girl???;
Say bye bye to fishing time.....
:D