When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him and shouted, "You wanted to end our
liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane, "It was evil men
like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 64 other early
Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding in pain, an Angel appeared.

Bin Laden said, "This is not what you promised me.”

The Angel replied "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"