freeballin
04-14-2006, 02:15 PM
Vacation
A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.
A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance.