Upon hearing that her elderly Grandfather had passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to vis it her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
Morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
Church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even ... Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the
Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."