I hope she doesn't start bothering me again. Last time I had to spend a pile of do re mi to hire an attorney to get a restraining order to keep her at arms length.:hihi:

Don't worry, she wants a DIP-LOOOOO-MAT like Spence now!!!

Nah, she's looking for the "bad boy" like you Uffah :beat: :humpty:

-spence

DAMN!:wall: She missed me by 2 days!!!!:smash:

Engaged does not equal married :hihi:

:bl:

The problem with that statement is only 49% of the population agrees with it. And that other 51% knows you have to sleep sometime, Knows what is your most prized "Possession", and is pretty handy w/ Cutlery. :eek: :shocked: :behead: :gorez: :crying:

Engaged does not equal married :hihi:

Spence, you forgot the "!!" and besides at 63 ,I tooo young for her!!!

:yak6: she hit the wall a long time ago ..

I think Chuck Norris has been tapping that "Uptown Tramp"
:heybaby:

I think Chuck Norris has been tapping that "Uptown Tramp"
:heybaby:

you mean I'm not the only one that thinks so???

Uffah maybe you can show her how to drive a Bobcat :rotf3:

Spence, you forgot the "!!" and besides at 63 ,I tooo young for her!!!

The problem with that statement is only 49% of the population agrees with it. And that other 51% knows you have to sleep sometime, Knows what is your most prized "Possession", and is pretty handy w/ Cutlery. :eek: :shocked: :behead: :gorez: :crying:

any woman who dismembers her husband and flings his body part out the car window for a local dog to eat like a discarded hot dog
should be taken out and instantly shot in public against the nearest wall. :liquify: ..............sorry, but thats where i draw the line.

Uffah maybe you can show her how to drive a Bobcat :rotf3:

You don't DRIVE a bobcat, you OPERATE a bobcat!!

well maybe you can give her a lesson on operating :D

well maybe you can give her a lesson on operating :D

Maybe 40 years ago I would have no problem. This was me 40 yrs ago: