Greetings.... F you very much.

I'll figure one out.

hope

get it now?

Smile.. We gotta look like we don't hate each other :D

" It wasn't until he sat down, that the leader of Lebanon realized his watch was gone..."

fuch w/ me n i,ll nuck ya

"Damn, He shakes hands like a Chick, I bet he pees sitting down too"

... as he wonders "How'd she look in a Burqa, hummussa, hummussa, hummussa...."

Just the before camera clicked, george w bush shouted "its 3:00 Pm!! teletubbies are on!! teletubbies are on!!!" and left his chair at the head of the table, leaving Condi to sign the deal.

Condi: "Let me demonstrate how this process is going to work, you hold my hand and bend over like this..Now that you're bent over, Isreal is going to come around the back of you and....