You had to see the news about the judge using his Accujack / penis enlarger during trials :bl2:

I wonder if he has a history of being lenient after release :heybaby:

All I could think of was the Sammy Davis Jr. bit on the old Laugh-In show..
"Here come de Judge, Here Come de Judge"...
:hihi:

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.