Yes its true..Could not take it anymore.....While the clamman was out we snuck down to the marina and yanked his boat out and stuck it in his front yard for an intervention......lets just say it involved lots of bleach and a scrubbrush...should have seen the look on his face when he got home:af: :af: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Hey JohnR Post those pics!!!!!!!!

I actually was called and flew in from the wilds of Burrillville to help with the intervention. All Clammer kept mumbling was "it will never be the same"

Yup..It's true. we yanked the SS Clammer and he's sick :yak6: over it. He had to double up on his Meds. The boat don't know what to think, it's never been out this long.....
It;s gonna be all perty when it goes back in though. It'll be OK Clammer.

John, where are the pix...:bounce:

i dont know a clean boat ? might not be safe to fish in . all the good vibes are gone .

got a picture of his expression ?

Oh Man.. sorry for your loss Mike...
they bleached the mojo out.. :(

one man's grunge is another man's mojo- its going to take alot of bluefish blood to get her back to normal :laughs:

a little or allot i should say....of bluefish blood splattered everywhere should do the trick....go gettum Clammer... :wiggle:


and nice work guys.... :wavey:

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pleeeeaaasssee!

just none of his crack

JohnR has them....

Dats a`nice very nice.... now get him in the tub :hee:


Nice to have good wacky friends.... I see a sitcom here :kewl:

Dats a`nice very nice.... now get him in the tub
WOW
now that a picture I hope to never ever never ever see .

good luck to those that try . he may be short in height but ... he is a tough old bluefish hunter LOFL

Too funny! You'll all have to officially relaunch it now.

WOW
now that a picture I hope to never ever never ever see .

good luck to those that try . he may be short in height but ... he is a tough old bluefish hunter LOFL


Heres the plan: Insert hot large handed 45 year old woman in bubbling hot tub.... Clammer dives in....add bubble bath and run :hidin:

Too funny! You'll all have to officially relaunch it now.

OH My God !!! how will the Bluefish recognize it now....

this is friggan SERIOUS....

do you know what you've done?

Better break a bottle of blue goose or blue nun on that hull

or every striper in the Atlantic Ocean will be following that boat.

.:bshake:

The Afternoon began with Grand Theft Clammrig - also known as "While you were gone".

#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& says he stole Clammer's keys and they were going to steal the boat in 10 minutes but the trailer lights won't work - can you follow & bring a camera - So I did.

Apparently in addition to a couple minor repairs needed, two years if rain and bluefish slaying was not keeping the boat clean... #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& and F18 at last concluded waht would be necesary: "The Intervention"

The Intervention began began with F18 running the boat to the ramp and Billy hauling it out over the raised fists and objections of those waiting in line at the ramp trying to figure out who would go first.

The boat screached in protest over every bump on the way back but those bumps were no match for all of the rocks and undersea mountains the SS Clammer has hit over the years.

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam1.jpg

The Clam Man was not home at the time of the "recovery".

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam2.jpg

F18 was now wondering what the heck they were thinking when they stole the boat - that and "What is that SMELL??"

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam3.jpg

Performance enhancing barnicles, the "Viagra of the Sea". But if your boat stays up on plane for more than 4 hours...

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam4.jpg

Sadly, Clammer arrived and kept mumbling about how the mojo would be lost by cleaning and fixing and looking for holes in the bottom of the hull. So he diecide he must restore the Mojo by rubbing his arse on the hull, peeing in the scuppers, and throwing rocks at the hull... Kind of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" for Boat Mojo

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam5.jpg

Not a Happy Clam

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam7.jpg

Who said #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& won't smile for a camera - here is with the pressure wash as if it was a fish...

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More "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam8.jpg

"Expired November 11, 1988"

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Piemma inspecting the "Ice Breaker" segment of the hull

http://www.striped-bass.com/images/ssclam/ssclam10.jpg

That was real nice except for some parts :spin:

lmao!

Very tru, good friends.. :btu:

Thanks for calling :rolleyes:



I could have brought the boys and saved having to take one of them to Urgent Care to get his finger bandaged after the hedge clipper incident (two young boys, hedge clippers a briar vine quickly follwed by one boy running through the woods with a bloddy hand yelling OW). Luckily no bones clipped...

proud of you guys, the intervention was truely needed.

It appears that all is good once again:kewl: :kewl:

is he so distraught , he cant post this day ?

his lawn must be stinky now .

his lawn must be stinky now .

it's growing much faster due to the blood bath fertilizer.:musc:

it's growing much faster due to the blood bath fertilizer.:musc:
to the contrary. After #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& and Fishaholic poured a gallon of Clorox in the anchor locker and it all poured out on the lawn..say goodbye lawn.

So there are no before and after pics like on TV? I will watch a whole stupid show just for the before and after.

:rotf2:

Good
somebody had to do it
don't worry clammer, we'll add more mojo to it this weekend

Great post John..LMFAO!!!!

I just got thru running to every West Marine and Boaters World in the NE to get all the pieces to put this puzzle back together.
New (bigger) Bait pump
Washdown pump ,hoses and fittings and hose.
Tie downs for the enclosure
Fuel filter
Dome light
Replace all hoses that were leaking in the bilge.
ETC...............
Off to the ClamShack
Just gotta keep #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& away from me so I can get something done...:bl2:

haha...PIMP HIS RIDE :btu:

Great post John..LMFAO!!!!

I just got thru running to every West Marine and Boaters World in the NE to get all the pieces to put this puzzle back together.
New (bigger) Bait pump
Washdown pump ,hoses and fittings and hose.
Tie downs for the enclosure
Fuel filter
Dome light
Replace all hoses that were leaking in the bilge.
ETC...............
Off to the ClamShack
Just gotta keep #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& away from me so I can get something done...:bl2:


God Bless :musc:

too #*^@)$^ funny..... It's all right clammer keep your head up all this means is that you have alot of bloooooo fish slaying to catch up on:wiggle: Then your boat will be good as new

OK, It's done,His ride is all Pimped out.. I slaved on it all day.
I can't believe the floor in that thing is White..
I alway thought it was black///:bshake:

OK, now where the H$ll is the Grumpy Old Basturd? I need to water test this thing. He's probably drooling at Hooters or hiding in the womans bathroom in the Mall or something...:drool:

So thats what clammer's boat looks like :tm:

OK, now where the H$ll is the Grumpy Old Basturd? I need to water test this thing. He's probably drooling at Hooters or hiding in the womans bathroom in the Mall or something...:drool:

My money has him taking a Frank Zappa in #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&s boat, and yours too, if ya still have it ;)..
just remember.. paybacks a bitch :hihi:

Good for you guys, nice of ya :kewl:.. I'm curious to hear what he hasta say too... :err:

what the @#$%^&*()(*&^%$ YOU THINK YOUR DOING
:rocketem: :laugha:
i hope to hell it still floats:scream2:

Good for you guys, nice of ya :kewl:.. I'm curious to hear what he hasta say too... :err:
He's not talkin'
Heaviy medicated...:hihi: :tm:

haha...PIMP HIS RIDE :btu:

Too %$%$%$%$in %$%$%$%$ funny guys.:usd:

I,m back///

Just want to say thanks /// Dave I owe ya //

Wacko paid you to pull it out /it was killing him the way it was //

Now I have to start all over /// I hope the Mojo didn,t go out with the bleach ><><><><

Mike you are very fortunate to have such good friends... I`m guessing you earned it and deserve it :bl:

Mike you are very fortunate to have such good friends... I`m guessing you earned it and deserve it :bl:
Yes he did........
Mike, I'll help ya bloody it back up...http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-009.gifhttp://www.xrtheme.com/content/emoticons/Avatars/08.gif

Ok...the boats getting a make-over. Now whose gonna make over the Clammer?

OK when was the last time the SS Clamma was on dry land?

Now the SS Clamma 2 is another story.

Again this is what S-B is all about,good job guys,

OK when was the last time the SS Clamma was on dry land?

Now the SS Clamma 2 is another story.

Again this is what S-B is all about,good job guys,
I think last time we pulled it out was when he had the Radar put on last summer...

OK when was the last time the SS Clamma was on dry land?

Now the SS Clamma 2 is another story.

Yes, the SS Clamma 2 was on dry land, in fact, it was on DRY ROAD when it fell off the trailer and landed smack dab in the middle of Warwick Neck Ave at Oh Dark Thirty
:spidey:

I,m back///

Just want to say thanks /// Dave I owe ya //

Wacko paid you to pull it out /it was killing him the way it was //

Now I have to start all over /// I hope the Mojo didn,t go out with the bleach ><><><><


Mojo...I refuse to wash my waders/coat for that very reason. Plus the stench keeps others away.

Now if you guys could have only found his lines and drifts that were taken off his GPS..........

OK, it's back in where it belongs..
No leaks, everything works...
No reason for him to have guts all over the deck now, he's got a high power washdown now..We'll see if he uses it..:splat:

the end to the sager// this time ><><><><

thanks again //bloody it up shorty //

wacko =thinks like a lotta [Guys] bigger is better

W R O N G :kewl:

AWAY ><><

A M E N ><><><

How perty she looks.
Next time I take it out to fix and paint the bottom..http://www.eshock.es/forum/style_emoticons/default/diablotin.gif

This was one funny post....:rotfl:

Those pics of the clammer are the best!

Funny ??{POST}

best go look @ your boat >>>>>>>>>> & see what happens with food coloring & a little water >>>>>>>>> it will be dry soon & no water @ your marina :rotflmao:

to that !!

Funny ??{POST}

best go look @ your boat >>>>>>>>>> & see what happens with food coloring & a little water >>>>>>>>> it will be dry soon & no water @ your marina :rotflmao:
WTF Does that mean?? you angry old man......stay away from my boat !! That boat caused you no harm! you have to admit that was one fun day last year...love the memories! Later grumpy:wiggle:

LMAO!:laughs: :rotfl:

And the Bay has been cleaner ever since that magical day !! !:jester: :jester:

And the Bay has been cleaner ever since that magical day !! !:jester: :jester:

Lets not exaggerate.:laugha: .It's far from clean..:jester: