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fishpoopoo 09-14-2006, 01:59 PM Chicago Prosecutors Drop Charges in Penis Pump Bomb Case
Thursday , September 14, 2006
CHICAGO — Prosecutors dropped all charges Wednesday against a man who claimed an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he'd said a sexual device in his backpack actually was a bomb.
Mardin Amin, who appeared in a Cook County Circuit Court Wednesday, has said he actually told the female security guard at O'Hare International Airport last month that the small, black object was a "pump" — as in a penis pump.
His attorney, Eileen O'Neill-Burke, said Thursday that "humiliation aside, the system worked" and the case has had the right outcome.
Prosecutors chose to follow the lead of the Transportation Safety Administration, which recently concluded that the matter did not warrant prosecution, said Cook County state's attorney spokesman John Gorman.
Amin, 29, of Skokie, had been charged with felony disorderly conduct and faced up to three years in prison if convicted.
O'Neill-Burke explained earlier that her client was embarrassed to explain the object to the security guard in front of his mother, who was traveling with him — so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he had said "bomb," she said.
The attorney added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office. She said she recently learned Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing "p" and "b" sounds.
O'Neill-Burke said Thursday that Amin's focus now is joining his two young children, ages 2 and 3, who traveled on to Iraq without him after the incident.
MrHunters 09-14-2006, 02:18 PM soooo whats your deal bass?
reelecstasy 09-14-2006, 02:19 PM I gotta feeling your days are numbered...:rtfm: :hs:
Krispy 09-14-2006, 02:21 PM hmmmm, sounds like he's into his "WeeWee"
Hi Ben :)
Raven 09-14-2006, 02:28 PM his reel is a van stal i think....
and he's the only one with big enough cahone's
hiya fww... :wavey:
RIJIMMY 09-14-2006, 02:44 PM i hope its FWW, i miss him out here
chris L 09-14-2006, 02:58 PM what kinda guy would name himself after urine or urout .
urout is what happens when your urine goes out .
I think its a troll just trying to find a lover who enjoys himself more than others .
fishpoopoo 09-14-2006, 03:14 PM my oh my, what a rough bunch you are.
and i thougth New England types were more genteel.
:nopain:
MrHunters 09-14-2006, 03:29 PM your 10 posts havent exactly been about fishing either.
Theres a big age range on this site bass.. keep that in mind.
fishpoopoo 09-14-2006, 03:31 PM really?
thank you so much for edumacating me. :rollem:
i thought all the blokes here were overweight 40 something males.
The Dad Fisherman 09-14-2006, 03:42 PM i thought all the blokes here were overweight 40 something males.
What, Are you calling me out!!!!
:hihi:
fishpoopoo 09-14-2006, 03:43 PM sorry :laughs: :spin:
Krispy 09-14-2006, 03:45 PM really?
thank you so much for edumacating me. :rollem:
i thought all the blokes here were overweight 40 something males.
Im a 16 yr old hot chick that luvs TRAMPolines :wavey:
gone fishin 09-14-2006, 06:05 PM John - how does the block senders list work??? Ya gotta do something.
chris L 09-14-2006, 06:08 PM lets hang him and feed him mice
MrHunters 09-14-2006, 06:24 PM John - how does the block senders list work??? Ya gotta do something.
yep, not a fan.
Raven 09-14-2006, 06:37 PM open user cp and add him to ignore list...
i am ......fww would never use bloke..
he's dead ,gone ,poofers
Clammer 09-14-2006, 06:44 PM Sounds good to me =you f #$%^&*() yuppie ///////////:cheers:
JohnR 09-14-2006, 07:31 PM I think I'm going to change his username to "Bassturbed"....
For someone that wanted to fly under the radar, sure have your pecker hanging out. :fishslap: :hihi:
reelecstasy 09-14-2006, 07:52 PM Lol
Squid kids Dad 09-14-2006, 08:25 PM FWW...Welcome back I think...:hidin:
Karl F 09-14-2006, 08:56 PM For someone that wanted to fly under the radar, sure have your pecker hanging out. :fishslap: :hihi:
Impossible.. :huh: FWW is Asian, no?.. ;)
:wave: FWW :D
MotoXcowboy 09-14-2006, 09:20 PM Fishweewee's :yak5: Bassturbation :gf:
sic :devil2: man
:rotf3:
fishpoopoo 09-15-2006, 06:42 AM Impossible.. :huh: FWW is Asian, no?.. ;)
:wave: FWW :D
Yes, Karl, I carry a big bag of litter with me whenever I go scup poaching/beach-rockpooping.
:eyes: :hihi:
fishpoopoo 09-15-2006, 06:47 AM Sounds good to me =you f #$%^&*() yuppie ///////////:cheers:
I'm sorry, this machine is out of order.
Bloofish yerself, and save a quarter.
:buds:
fishpoopoo 09-15-2006, 06:54 AM ......fww would never use bloke..
uhhh...you're right he wouldn't. :confused: pls check ur pm's raven.
MrHunters 09-15-2006, 08:24 AM ok so this a joke then? looks like some people are in on it and others not? please clue us in, if in fact this guy who seems like an a-hole, is in fact a stand up contributing memeber of s-b.com :confused:
unless of course the joke is that he is said a-hole and we will be getting to the punch line in a bit. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
fishpoopoo 09-15-2006, 08:34 AM the joke is ...
i am an a-hole.
i sneak around beachfront private property late at night.
i bang my five gallon buckets together as loudly as a i can.
and i scream
I WANT YOUR SCUP
at the top of my lungs.
:vamp:
MrHunters 09-15-2006, 08:38 AM i sneak around beachfront property at night too. Im just more stealthy and on a boat.
i wouldnt have any scup to give ya.
fishpoopoo 09-15-2006, 09:02 AM good thing you have a boat, else you'd be stepping in my poop on the beach
:sick:
MotoXcowboy 09-15-2006, 09:10 AM ok so this a joke then? looks like some people are in on it and others not? please clue us in, if in fact this guy who seems like an a-hole, is in fact a stand up contributing memeber of s-b.com :confused:
the "stand up comedian" of S-B :hihi:
chris L 09-15-2006, 10:57 AM its the unknown comic . glad he has a bag over his head
fishpoopoo 09-15-2006, 12:47 PM i have a bag covering something else.
UserRemoved1 09-15-2006, 05:40 PM dear dear dear dear DEAR
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FAKE_PENIS_SCARE?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-09-15-06-51-51
nightfighter 09-15-2006, 09:04 PM Ben, pm me, lost ur #. Could have used you in the crew lat weekend
thefishingfreak 09-15-2006, 09:09 PM sure..... i never get the call to crew.
pfffttt...:bshake:
nightfighter 09-16-2006, 05:19 AM Nope, not during tuna season.... would be kinda pointless doncha think???? That 14 mile boat ride without setting rigs would kill you...:wave:
this thread is hilarious :laughs:
Swimmer 09-17-2006, 11:19 AM Why does it not surprise me that a guy/gal with this screen name post this article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil2:
UserRemoved1 09-18-2006, 04:19 AM Here you go weewee
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1874818,00.html :rotf3:
fishpoopoo 09-18-2006, 06:29 AM u guys have me in stitches. :laughs:
:wave:
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