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fishpoopoo
09-14-2006, 01:59 PM
Chicago Prosecutors Drop Charges in Penis Pump Bomb Case

Thursday , September 14, 2006

CHICAGO — Prosecutors dropped all charges Wednesday against a man who claimed an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he'd said a sexual device in his backpack actually was a bomb.

Mardin Amin, who appeared in a Cook County Circuit Court Wednesday, has said he actually told the female security guard at O'Hare International Airport last month that the small, black object was a "pump" — as in a penis pump.

His attorney, Eileen O'Neill-Burke, said Thursday that "humiliation aside, the system worked" and the case has had the right outcome.

Prosecutors chose to follow the lead of the Transportation Safety Administration, which recently concluded that the matter did not warrant prosecution, said Cook County state's attorney spokesman John Gorman.

Amin, 29, of Skokie, had been charged with felony disorderly conduct and faced up to three years in prison if convicted.

O'Neill-Burke explained earlier that her client was embarrassed to explain the object to the security guard in front of his mother, who was traveling with him — so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he had said "bomb," she said.

The attorney added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office. She said she recently learned Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing "p" and "b" sounds.

O'Neill-Burke said Thursday that Amin's focus now is joining his two young children, ages 2 and 3, who traveled on to Iraq without him after the incident.

MrHunters
09-14-2006, 02:18 PM
soooo whats your deal bass?

reelecstasy
09-14-2006, 02:19 PM
I gotta feeling your days are numbered...:rtfm: :hs:

Krispy
09-14-2006, 02:21 PM
hmmmm, sounds like he's into his "WeeWee"
Hi Ben :)

Raven
09-14-2006, 02:28 PM
his reel is a van stal i think....

and he's the only one with big enough cahone's
hiya fww... :wavey:

RIJIMMY
09-14-2006, 02:44 PM
i hope its FWW, i miss him out here

chris L
09-14-2006, 02:58 PM
what kinda guy would name himself after urine or urout .
urout is what happens when your urine goes out .

I think its a troll just trying to find a lover who enjoys himself more than others .

fishpoopoo
09-14-2006, 03:14 PM
my oh my, what a rough bunch you are.

and i thougth New England types were more genteel.

:nopain:

MrHunters
09-14-2006, 03:29 PM
your 10 posts havent exactly been about fishing either.

Theres a big age range on this site bass.. keep that in mind.

fishpoopoo
09-14-2006, 03:31 PM
really?

thank you so much for edumacating me. :rollem:

i thought all the blokes here were overweight 40 something males.

The Dad Fisherman
09-14-2006, 03:42 PM
i thought all the blokes here were overweight 40 something males.

What, Are you calling me out!!!!


:hihi:

fishpoopoo
09-14-2006, 03:43 PM
sorry :laughs: :spin:

Krispy
09-14-2006, 03:45 PM
really?

thank you so much for edumacating me. :rollem:

i thought all the blokes here were overweight 40 something males.
Im a 16 yr old hot chick that luvs TRAMPolines :wavey:

gone fishin
09-14-2006, 06:05 PM
John - how does the block senders list work??? Ya gotta do something.

chris L
09-14-2006, 06:08 PM
lets hang him and feed him mice

MrHunters
09-14-2006, 06:24 PM
John - how does the block senders list work??? Ya gotta do something.

yep, not a fan.

Raven
09-14-2006, 06:37 PM
open user cp and add him to ignore list...

i am ......fww would never use bloke..

he's dead ,gone ,poofers

Clammer
09-14-2006, 06:44 PM
Sounds good to me =you f #$%^&*() yuppie ///////////:cheers:

JohnR
09-14-2006, 07:31 PM
I think I'm going to change his username to "Bassturbed"....

For someone that wanted to fly under the radar, sure have your pecker hanging out. :fishslap: :hihi:

reelecstasy
09-14-2006, 07:52 PM
Lol

Squid kids Dad
09-14-2006, 08:25 PM
FWW...Welcome back I think...:hidin:

Karl F
09-14-2006, 08:56 PM
For someone that wanted to fly under the radar, sure have your pecker hanging out. :fishslap: :hihi:

Impossible.. :huh: FWW is Asian, no?.. ;)

:wave: FWW :D

MotoXcowboy
09-14-2006, 09:20 PM
Fishweewee's :yak5: Bassturbation :gf:

sic :devil2: man


:rotf3:

fishpoopoo
09-15-2006, 06:42 AM
Impossible.. :huh: FWW is Asian, no?.. ;)

:wave: FWW :D

Yes, Karl, I carry a big bag of litter with me whenever I go scup poaching/beach-rockpooping.

:eyes: :hihi:

fishpoopoo
09-15-2006, 06:47 AM
Sounds good to me =you f #$%^&*() yuppie ///////////:cheers:

I'm sorry, this machine is out of order.

Bloofish yerself, and save a quarter.

:buds:

fishpoopoo
09-15-2006, 06:54 AM
......fww would never use bloke..



uhhh...you're right he wouldn't. :confused: pls check ur pm's raven.

MrHunters
09-15-2006, 08:24 AM
ok so this a joke then? looks like some people are in on it and others not? please clue us in, if in fact this guy who seems like an a-hole, is in fact a stand up contributing memeber of s-b.com :confused:

unless of course the joke is that he is said a-hole and we will be getting to the punch line in a bit. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

fishpoopoo
09-15-2006, 08:34 AM
the joke is ...

i am an a-hole.

i sneak around beachfront private property late at night.

i bang my five gallon buckets together as loudly as a i can.

and i scream

I WANT YOUR SCUP

at the top of my lungs.

:vamp:

MrHunters
09-15-2006, 08:38 AM
i sneak around beachfront property at night too. Im just more stealthy and on a boat.

i wouldnt have any scup to give ya.

fishpoopoo
09-15-2006, 09:02 AM
good thing you have a boat, else you'd be stepping in my poop on the beach

:sick:

MotoXcowboy
09-15-2006, 09:10 AM
ok so this a joke then? looks like some people are in on it and others not? please clue us in, if in fact this guy who seems like an a-hole, is in fact a stand up contributing memeber of s-b.com :confused:



the "stand up comedian" of S-B :hihi:

chris L
09-15-2006, 10:57 AM
its the unknown comic . glad he has a bag over his head

fishpoopoo
09-15-2006, 12:47 PM
i have a bag covering something else.

UserRemoved1
09-15-2006, 05:40 PM
dear dear dear dear DEAR

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FAKE_PENIS_SCARE?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-09-15-06-51-51

nightfighter
09-15-2006, 09:04 PM
Ben, pm me, lost ur #. Could have used you in the crew lat weekend

thefishingfreak
09-15-2006, 09:09 PM
sure..... i never get the call to crew.

pfffttt...:bshake:

nightfighter
09-16-2006, 05:19 AM
Nope, not during tuna season.... would be kinda pointless doncha think???? That 14 mile boat ride without setting rigs would kill you...:wave:

bart
09-16-2006, 12:26 PM
this thread is hilarious :laughs:

Swimmer
09-17-2006, 11:19 AM
Why does it not surprise me that a guy/gal with this screen name post this article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil2:

UserRemoved1
09-18-2006, 04:19 AM
Here you go weewee
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1874818,00.html :rotf3:

fishpoopoo
09-18-2006, 06:29 AM
u guys have me in stitches. :laughs:

:wave: