A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour

of duty, and was leaving

his Mission in the jungle where he has spent

years teaching the natives

when he realizes that the one thing he never

taught them was how to

speak English. So he takes the chief for a

walk in the forest.



He points to a tree and says to the chief,

"This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts,

"Tree."



The Priest pleased with the response. They

walk a little farther and he

points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts,

"Rock."



The Priest was really getting enthusiastic

about the results when he

hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of

natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.



The Priest is really flustered and quickly

responds, "Man riding a bike."



The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls

out his blowgun and kills them.



The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the

chief that he has spent years

teaching the tribe how to be civilized and

kind to each other, so how

could he kill these people in cold blood that

way?



The chief replied, "My bike."