So my three year old son last night during bath time spills the beans on what my wife got me for my birthday, and where it's located.

"But daddy, you're not supposed to know"

A classic moment, I'm sure many of you have been there.

So here's the game. You get one guessat the gift, the first person right receives a custom danny built from a #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& blank.

Good luck :bc: :eek5: :doh: :wall:

-spence

Van Staal
In his toy chest?

Not even close :lossinit:

-spence

new pair of prada pants, cashmere top

with the matching shoes

new wetsuit

Nope, nope and nope.

-spence

DRY TOP IN THE PANTRY

Nope, and you don't need to guess the location...just the gift.

-spence

The Blinford 2000 Soap Box :rotf3: ?

Happy Birthday!

The Blinford 2000 Soap Box
Nope, and I just used some sartorial voodoo to hex your new stick :devil:

-spence

Kayak or Uffah descaler?

I know but I am banned from the competition. But you guys will not believe this.....

a boat.:claps:

a car

your freedom

Razor and soap on a rope.

a muzzle?











;)
:hidin:

A Kayak


or she paid Skip N to Vote Dem in the Next Election.....Happy B'Day

Pocket fisherman?

The direct line # for the white house.... "is your refrigerator running?"

Lamiglas rod, I picked it out.:hihi:

a trip to the next Republican convention or a Boston Whaler.

Thats a damn nice looking plug!


How about a new Plasma???

You guys ain't even close...

THINK ABOUT IT

-spence

new sweater

A bong for us hippie, tree-huggin dems??? :bshake: :laugha:

Got you a pair of PINK boxer shorts to match your PINK sweater!!!!

Got you a pair of PINK boxer shorts to match your PINK sweater!!!!
No, that I would have liked :)

You're getting closer. The right direction at least.

-specne

shopping spree at bloomingdales

Not that fancy...less than a hundred bucks and fit in her car.

-spence

UNION SUIT?

UNION SUIT?
Sounds comfy cozy.

It wasn't an article of clothing.

-spence

His and Hers eel rags?:smokin:

monogram towels.... george bush toilet paper

#^&#^&#^&#^& Cheney Bath Mat :err:

His and Hers eel rags?:smokin:
The other day my wife found her soft lunchbox in the driveway full of eel slime :)

I told her she could have it back :laugha:

My ass still hurts.

-spence

Silk robe and corn cob pipe?

A soft lunchbox for your eels? :bl2:

A "Jeb in 2008" bumper sticker :rotf3:

A gun rack for your audi... Republican rack, demo car

A new baby and she's hiding it in the oven.:hee:

A "Jeb in 2008" bumper sticker :rotf3:
Hey, I'd have taken Jeb in a heartbeat over his older brother!

-spence

A new large aqua skinz bag and or an aqua skinz dry top!:kewl:

A new baby and she's hiding it in the oven.:hee:
It's not alive.

-spence

One of those Float Tubes.....



or a couple of hours with this guy.

Just when you've thought you've seen it all (http://www.ouchytheclown.com/)

A new large aqua skinz bag and or an aqua skinz dry top!:kewl:
Not fishing related.

-spence

Since your son was excited- I am thinking it is a matched pair of something one for you and a matching something for him so you can do something together. Close?

What do you do for work Spence?

Since your son was excited- I am thinking it is a matched pair of something one for you and a matching something for him so you can do something together. Close?
Not even...

-spence

What do you do for work Spence?
Official Striped-Bass.com bandwidth abuser :smokin:

-spence

Official Striped-Bass.com bandwidth abuser :smokin:

-spence



Sometimes I can't see the forest through the trees....:wavey:

Big bag of white tube socks.

Big bag of white tube socks.
HA! I wouldn't even polish my shoes with those...

And Bronko, I'm a business consultant for a large enterprise software company.

-spence

An item of tangible personal property that is not an original manuscript of the legend of Block Island Jeff

To close to being fishing related...which it is not.

-spence

An original JFK campaign poster.

An original JFK campaign poster.
Never was a Kennedy fan....it's much more practical than that.

-spence

used sewing machine

used sewing machine
Closer, and it was a new item.

-spence

Lathe

rod lathe

electric shoe buffer

Nope, not motorized.

-spence

Closer, and it was a new item.

-spence

IRONING BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

electric shoe buffer
But closer.

-spence

frying pan

bass-o-matic?

clothes press

frying pan
A good guess, but if you had any idea how much cookware I already owned you'd know better.

-spence

clothes press
Technically wrong, but close.

-spence

pic

in iron

IRONING BOARD!

lol dave

Not an iron, but close.

-spence

an ironing board?

:btu: george foreman grill?

One of those speedy shirt folder thingies

an ironing board?

DING DING DING DING DING

A FREAKING IRONING BOARD :rocketem: :rocketem:

:af: :af: :af: :wall: :wall: :wall:

WTF!!!

-spence

Easy bake Oven :huh:

:wiggle:

Yeesh... talk about dropping a hint

wtf, she shoulda splurged for the press.................

HA! I wouldn't even polish my shoes with those...


-spence

I kind of figured that. Thats why I thought it was so funny.

She's just setting you up. She knew your 3 year old was gonna spill the beans...

Technically wrong, but close.

-spence

Technicality:bl:

Technicality:bl:
OK RULE CHANGE

NEW RULE: reelecstasy wins :musc:

pm your addy.

-spence

lol

:crying:
I really wanted that plug... it's really nice... that;s it we're scupping tonight!

:rotf2: isn't that like giving your wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday!

:crying:
I really wanted that plug... it's really nice... that;s it we're scupping tonight!
Don't worry Dave...I have another :)

-spence

You get one guessat the gift, the first person right receives a custom danny built from a #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& blank.-spence

Technicality.:bl2: :D :bshake:

:rotf2: isn't that like giving your wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday!
Brilliant! :cputin:

Her's is Sunday :rtfm:

-spence

Technicality.:bl2: :D :bshake:
My game, my rules :rtfm:

-spence

That's why I copied your rules.:angel: :rude: :D

Can change at any time. Did I forget to post that?

-spence

Just like a lib.:chatter :rotf2: I'm a sore looser.:btu: Just kidding with ya anyways.:zup:

I got it......an ironing board:happy: :whackin: :doh:

I got it......an ironing board:happy: :whackin: :doh:
Why'd you have to freaking reming me? :behead:

-spence

is the ultra plush one with the velvet slip cover

a fishing jacket....gortex..

I figured it would be a new pair of Ballys.:lasso:

is the ultra plush one with the velvet slip cover
You know, it is really nice. The extra wide board with heavy duty legs.

-spence

Spence -

You can clean your striper filets on the IRONING BOARD....

It would be perfect if it had a lip on one side :bounce:

-spence

thats pretty funny. maybe she is trying to tell you something?

thats pretty funny. maybe she is trying to tell you something?
She does this every year...buys me something that has practical value :rocketem:

Good thing I bought a few presents for myself :angel:

-spence

Forget the vacuum cleaner.........buy her a weed wacker or a new cordless drill........the list goes on!!!!!:tm:

Jet Ski

Set of gourmand cookware

A Skipolator

Gazebo

Tuxedo

Luggage

IPOD/ MP3 player with the collective works of the Wiggles on it.
Fruit salad.........

fresh air
pink sweater
red sox shirt