Notice To S-B readers ,Fans of Clam Trek...

this is a very long story....with over 40 pictures
and a story line thats complex.....so get out your
beverages ,and popcorn and get ready for a ride.

Raven
Digital Arist







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the Narrator....

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Well you can't handle the truth...!!!

you wanna know about how the Earth has been saved?

well, here's what happened....

it all Began one Fall day....

a typical day ....when the old Clammer

decides to go fishing off the coast of Rhode Island......

he's catching some dinks....here and there....and suddenly he see's something up in the sky heading his way.....

that he knows is gonna ruin his day....

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it's heading almost right for him.... and it's a huge space ship...

so he figures he's gonna get WET....http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/Clam%20Trek/clammers-close-call-3.jpg

well the ole Clammer realizes he'd better get the hell out of dodge

and fires up the boat motor in a panic....

as he fears that a tidal wave might happen...or even worse ,
he'll get hit by flying wreckage as the ship hits and flips over.

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A borg ship from the future....
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is orbiting earth searching for the Fleeing federation vessel

and is.... scanning the area for survivor's .... of the Crash...

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with the throttle on the tin boat cranked all the way to full...

he makes his best effort to flee the area..... but it's too late...

the Borg's long range tractor beam locks on to his signal...

and snatches him....right out of the boat....

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Dazed and confused....after he is beamed aboard........

Clammer get's a shot of some kind of Anti -Panic drug

but notices he's no longer in.... the clothes he was wearing

and theres these three alien cyborg lovin beotchs...

all chattering away as they surgically try to remove his

favorite fishing hat.... :tooth:

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meanwhile aboard the federation ship Enterprise...

a long range communication comes in.... from the admiral

to John Luke Picard..
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He's got the highest rank in star fleet....anyways... :D

he informs Captain Picard about Clammer's abduction...

and how the BORG have utilized time travel to go back in time

to earth's past... to try and change the future.

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Secretly Knowing that the Clammer is a Federation....operative
sent back in time....

to keep the planet EARTH safe... a worried Captain Picard

orders an instant response and plots a course to the time

travel worm hole...

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4 hours later...... and preparing to go back to the past.



Captain Picard ....goes on the ships com...and alerts the crew to
whats happening and prepares them for a bumpy ride...

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The federations worst nightmare has happened.....

The old Clammer has become assimulated into the Borg collective.

i give you...

Clam-cutist of BORG

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to the otherside... (steppenwolf LOL)


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the Captain and his crew....hope they are not to late in time

and begin to do a Clammer scan....on the whole planet...


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a preliminary search turns up nothing...zip.......ZERO.....nada

apon scanning Clammer's residence .... there is only his friend Bill....

who was supposed to go fishing with him that day....

Bill is looking for him.....because he's not answering his calls? hmmmm

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Captain Picard ...orders that the cloaking device be put on fast!!

Before Earth defence's.... tries to establish contact

and orders a "Cloaked Shuttle craft" to the planets surface for a

closer look around the state of Rhode island

fearing interference from all the blonde's on cell phone's

might be jamming their frequencies....

and has Mr Data upload a map from the main viewer panel
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Take off from the Enterprise....

she has great Sensory perception....is dressed in leather

and is lookin so fine....

a Pm from raven to Jack.... (back to the story man! )

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Unseen by the hurried masses of USA citizens...

Mr Data ....continues scanning...along with his new girlfriend

and tracks down Bill AKA the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& behind the shopping Mall.

Unfortunately at that particular moment.....bill has just been

caught by his ole pal Chewey....who's rather pissed off at him

because he promised him a keeper or two. Chewey who has to

keep a low profile or risk generating a whole bunch of bigfoot

sightings has bill right where he wants him.
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"Commander Data to Captain Picard !"

Picard answers: "Go ahead Data"

"There is no trace evidence of the Clammer Captain...."

" Only his friend Bill and a um.... ahh a Wookie captain"

Captain Picard angrilly barks out an order...

"well then Beam him aboard in a flight suit then data............

and leave that flea ridden wookie behind.... we don't want another

flea infestation aboard the enterprise!" :rotfl:

"AYE Aye Captain"

and with that data enters the mini transporter room

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simutaneously.......

The shuttle Zooms back to the hanger bay of the Enterprise

where MR. Spock is waiting.... to assist with the new passenger.

=> Bill ...known as the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&

is in a bit of shock...after his

last adventure into space....because he had his memory of it

wiped clean to allow him some sanity.

Mr Spock realizes he'll have to restore The #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s

Memory...of all his "lost time" space adventures with the

Clammer.... and gets right to work... also giving him

full schematics of the ship and how to run it as well

as the captain, Mr data and his own expertise combined.

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Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& now totally pissed off

at the Borg for abducting his friend

takes command of the enterprise....

after reviewing all the intelligence ....

He then orders captain Picard to

return to the earth's surface in the cloaked Shuttle....

on an Archeological expedition that Captain Picard simply

lives for... to go cruise around Egypt... to look for clues.

(the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is very suspicious of a recent stamp
on the old Clammers passport marked egypt
and knows he secretly went there)
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Commander spock... decides he better go with Captain Picard

and says first we must grab a vulcan Hotty and also

JohnR (our fearless leader).......so we'll know when we're

getting warm.... looking for evidence... and the #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& agree's.

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around the statues....

MR Spock and Captain Picard ....aren't finding a thing.

Then suddenly....a time -space bubble appears

out of no-where...... from the past....from Clammer

and gives them a friggan clue


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Confirming the Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&'s Hunch...

that the Clammer hid something there....
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beneath the sand beside the first statue John Luke

uncovers the "book of Clam"

otherwise known to be the origional

manuscript for the Clammer code.

and they quickly take off back to the enterprise..........

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with the "Book of Clam" in their possesion
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Captain Picard informs mr Data of the Gravity of the situation

and that the ability to decipher the code book is crucial to the

survival of mankind. Data is Dubious because the last time he

he tried it, he almost shorted out his positronic brain trying

to decipher it.

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Since The Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
knew the Clammer as well as anyone

and the fact that he had mind melded with commander Spock

he suggests that Data and Spock mind meld and combine

their brain power ...repeating the old earth saying...

"two brains are better than one"

but warns mr Data about "Spot burning "
and it could be hazardous
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Besides the Book of Clam...

Captain Picard finds a mysterious mini pirates chest

and gives it to Data for further analysis indicating

he can't figure out how to open it.

he further sugests.....that it may have a clue to how

to unravel the clammer code. There has to be a clue.

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Data announces that he has finally opened the mini chest

but all he found was this artifact..... a plug...

he is obsessing over it, turning it round and round

marveling about it's design and coloration.

then.... he starts listing plug descriptions:

darters ,swimmers, needles,poppers,dannies,

plugage captain... made on a carpentry tool

called a lathe for fishing captain ....called a lure.

Finally.....hearing enough, captain picard yells:

" Get to the point Data ! "
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Data having some time off...adjourns to the Holodeck

and assumes the identity of Sherlock Holmes to ponder

the lack of clues as to where the Borg may have taken the

clammer and as to why he left no clues behind which

by any reasonable deduction is an absolute impossibilty.

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Data remembers something:

Eliminate all other factors,
and the one which remains
must be the truth.

So Data un-builds the blue plug and discovers an
old scroll inside rapped around the thru wire.

un rolling it ...he finds this riddle.

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Data informs acting Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&:

....that the destination of where the BORG have taken

the Clammer is in the Omega System where a class M

planet is ....that has a healthy population of Bluefish.

The Borg have a fondness for bluefish because of their

collective mindset of moving in unison.

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Commander Data and Captain Picard work hard to

decipher the Clammer's riddle trying to understand

it's true meaning.... While Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& orders the

ship to emergency warp 10 speed to the Omega system.

Frustrated... and annoyed Captain Picard finally gets pissed off

and yells at Data that "there must be something were missing."

we need an edge.... Data... those dammed Borg!

then he says: "They invade our space, and we fall back.
They assimilate entire worlds, and
we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here!
This far, no further!
And I will make them pay for what they've done!"

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arriving at the blue planet at night...

captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& orders an away team

to the surface....sending mr data

to explore under water for fish.
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Data gets to the water....sets the ship to hover and jumps out...

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He talks to a fish telepathically
who just happens to know the
Clammer and owes him a favor.
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.....While Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& waits for a report
from the away team....

he continues practicing his swordsmanship

in holodeck 4

with his virtual Klingon instructor.



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Data explores the tip he got
from the schoolie about scanning
the old scroll for a hidden message
besides the riddle. Data discovers
a teensy microchip hidden beneath
the clammer symbol.....
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"Commander Data to Captain Picard:"

"go ahead data..." as he reads the "book of clam"

while sipping his Earl Grey tea...

data responds:
~
"i have discovered a micro chip on the scroll Captain

that was so tiny...only a micro nano-probe scanner

could see it.....as it was very cleverly concealed."
~
now...thats what i'm talking about! says the

(Happy at the news) Captain Picard then later suggests that

Data should make a direct connection to both

the holodeck and the ships library computer simutaneously.

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Data begins to unravel the riddle of the scroll

and Finally the secrets of the clammer code.

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That were simulated on the holodeck...

data reveals a secret message on the back

of the scroll ..... that puzzles data even more.

He also is analyzing some plant resin and DNA

strands he thinks belong to the Clammer.

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Commander Data finishes his analysis of the Clammer Code....

and asks captain Picard if he can meet with him in his private quarters.

Captain picard is ready for bed...but says ok, come on in.

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A shocking truth ......is about to be told to Captain Picard as he has
struggled for days to understand the Clammer's riddles and the code.

Data begins with....

"Everything is not as it appears Captain"

It was all part of his plan !... he says.
~
what? picard asks quite surprised....

What did you find out mr Data....?

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The Clammer code revealed that Clammer was to be abducted
by accident by the Borg in two years Captain.

So he has gone ahead of time to change the future.

Picard can't believe it and Scoffs....

Continuing...THE DISCUSSION

the Name Clammer is an Acronymn Captain!

it stands for:

COMPUTER
LANGUAGE
ALGORITYMS
MECHANICAL
MEMORY
ELECTRONIC
ROBOTICS


He's gone deep undercover into
the Borg collective Captain.

For What purpous? mr Data, Picard asks.

Data replies:
to stop them sir. with our help......


that is why he left such difficult clues
knowing we'd figure it out eventually
but the borg collective
could not. he has already
seen his future when he was frozen
Captain , so he formulated this plan.
~
How could he be that wreckless?
yells picard...

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I know what Assimulation
is like from first hand experience,...

Suddenly a space bubble appears
and it's Guinan the wise one
who is an Ancient..1000 years old +
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and she says... he had to Captain
it was the only way to save Man kind.
and it wasn't wreckless....
it was sheer brilliance John Luke.:uhuh:
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this concludes Part one...
of the Clammer Abduction...

Part two ... entitled

The Clammer Rescue....
IT'll be on the Dark Side....too.. :grins:

will be coming soon.....:wave: :smokin:

Your one serious sick M/f $%^&*() >>>>>>>>>>> Its gonna be a long f $%^&*()_*& winter ///

let the grass grow .,.,.,.,.,.,:as:

wow- can't wait for the rescue!!

Pretty Cool Rav.. we got this worm hole that keeps appearing down here at Nauset... fishermen have been know to appear.. and disappear at Random there.. I'll keep any eye out.. meybe .. hey look.. could that be?.. Clammer and Bill came back as flyfishermen???
:D

Awesome !

That's great. I hope the commercial isn't too long. We're sitting on the edge of our seats hoping we get Clammer back. I think !

Over and )(&%$$%#%()(*_)(**^(*&^B out

Pretty Cool Rav.. we got this worm hole that keeps appearing down here at Nauset... fishermen have been know to appear.. and disappear at Random there.. I'll keep any eye out.. meybe .. hey look.. could that be?.. Clammer and Bill came back as flyfishermen???
:D

The Orb of Chatham.........................................:u hoh:

Don't piss off the Bloooo-Fish

lol , awesome raven!

Raven, Raven, Raven, you are a piece of work. :rotf3: :rotf2: :rotf3:

Awesome stuff, just awesome. :btu:

I like stories

Thats great

Sweet.
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After this we're all gonna go back to my Mom's house and play Dungeons & Dragon's in the basement :read:
I'm a Level 5 Wizard

The Capt. #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is hysterical!!!

Holy shiite dude!!!

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Raven Dude what you growin on that farm Dude :smokin:

YOU are the coolest Raven.

Who needs Batman and Robin when you have the adventures of Clammer and #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&. Raven, I have an inkling of how much time you spent doing this project, thanks for sharing it with us...too funny.

Who needs Batman and Robin
when you have the adventures of Clammer and #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&.
Raven, I have an inkling of how much time you spent doing
this project, thanks for sharing it with us...too funny.

it takes time to assemble yeah...and some imagination...
it's here for fun...sometimes people need an escape from
their troubles...or all the grief in this world of ours... ya know
and ...humor helps allot...with that.

also i hope to get a job doing this or something similar....
and "just maybe" someone....will contact me someday.:rollem:
then i'll laugh all the way to the bank.

Raven Dude what you growin on that farm Dude :smokin:
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the deer ate it.... :uhuh:

the door to my room of imagination....

got torn off its hinges...and it's permanently open!:bl:

You and the Clam Man make a great pair...Hard to find good people who love life as much!!!

That was great made me laugh thanks

Golden oldie. Craig missed his calling. I just read it again. Friggin hilarious.

This thread makes me smile :)
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3 friggin" years later and it's still a pissa! I gotta go to bed!

RAV .

ya fu c%^&*( nuts / but great fun & talent ;;

good thing I,m calmed it down ><><><:devil2: