Read this on another site, thought it was funny.


Chicago Bear fans amuse themselves by scaring every Green Bay fan they see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on his shirt. They will swerve their cars as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, a fan sees a priest. He thought that he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, the fan saw a Green Bay fan walking down the road, with that G"shirt on and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, the fan glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Green Bay fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."