Do any of you guys watch 24? how does jack bauer get out of thoes jams,,, everyone is constantly trying to kill him

He is SUPERMAN

and he has 99 lives :rollem:

good show, it used to be better but it has gotten a bit unrealistic lately

Best show on TV consistently for last 6 years! Killing Jack Bauer is like trying to kill Chuck Norris - it simply cannot be done...

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if you can get over the absolutly no way could this happen to one guy thing....(which my gf constantly reminds me of when we are watching) its an awsome show... been hooked for the past 3 years

ill bet the show is split 50/50 with commercials

show goes by so quickly.
next week is 2 hours.
go get'em Jack

how does jack bauer get out of thoes jams,,,

The big question is How does he go through 24 Hours without taking a Squirt?

....and for an office made completely out of Glass......How come nobody can ever find anybody?

And how come every president always has so many loose cannons in the family tree.....Oh....wait a minute I can believe that one :hee:

ActuallyGreat show, I am completely addicted to it....I won't accept phone calls and my wife knows to not even try to talk to me when its on.

Just got into it this year. It's like reading a real good spy novel, or going to the movies to see a great spy movie. Called it the other night when Dad disposed of his son, what a cold one he is.

If I am going to miss it I tape it with On Demand and then can watch it without any (hardly) commercial interuptions.

As to Jack not taking a piss, I believe they supply him with the same diapers the lady astronaut has, theyr'e all government issue you know.

ill bet the show is split 50/50 with commercials

I bet your wrong - 70/30 maybe

I am completely addicted to it....I won't accept phone calls and my wife knows to not even try to talk to me when its on.

dont feel bad my father is the same way TDF, the only other thing he watches that gets him like that is the pats......maybe you two could start a 24 support group :bl:

how did he manage to survive the nuclear blast the he was close enough to see a couple weeks ago? :smash:

they need Audrey Reins back she was a hottie

been hooked the past three seasons. Everytime my wife watches, its a slower one, when shes not watching, which is most of the time, action packed.

how did he manage to survive the nuclear blast the he was close enough to see a couple weeks ago? :smash:

Because he's Jack Bauer, Goddammit, and he puts Crushed Uranium in his Breakfast Cereal and washes it down with Broken Glass and Motor Oil.....nothing phases him.


half the fun of that show is the "C'Mon Now" factor.

Funniest time element I ever saw was last season. They ended an episode where President Logan was getting ready to sleep with his wife.......next week they started the Episode and he was getting dressed. That was 30 Seconds, Tops. Doesn't say much about the most powerful man in the world's Bedroom prowess now does it

I bet your wrong - 70/30 maybe

oops that was supposed to go in the lost thread....

my dvr flags commercials and shows the time bar in "dark blue" show "light blue" commercials.... the season premiere of lost was 50/50

I havent watched the lost episode yet so I can't open that thread :laugha:

Ive never watched it before this season, so I assume that this week was supposed to be a big "reveal" of sorts...

and yes - I am addicted..

but I cant see where its going... there is a whole lotta day to go and he is doing pretty well for someone who has been locked up for 2 years.

great show... but battlestar galactica seems more realistic at times.

but I cant see where its going... there is a whole lotta day to go and he is doing pretty well for someone who has been locked up for 2 years..

spoken like a true rookie hehehe.

just joking bri..... :) just you wait. i wouldnt be surprised if the show ends in nuclear holocaust and the only one left living is jack.....!

and they'll STILL make another season.

so kinda its like

Jack Bauer doesnt cry which is a shame because his tears cure cancer?

:)

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a b!tch.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's %$%$%$%$ing beef.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pu$$y went to the hospital first.

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

Now wtf, Jack's dad kills his brother who arranged for Palmer to be shot and set up the past president to take a fall?

Where is audrey reins?

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Where is audrey reins?



Not a big Audrey Rains Fan but I'm sure she will be back.

I thought Jack's hottest Gal was the redhead he was renting a room from in the desert last season....like to see her come back

she did look good in that tank top. a nice MILF for sure.