You bust some serious a s s in your cube just as a female co-worker walks in.

Just had this happen to me. The worst part was that it was a co-worker that I don't communicate with much so we couldn't laugh it off.:blush:

Well....she needed help with something that doesn't necessarily fall into my responsibilities. I guess you could say it was a natural defense mechanism.

Hope she learned her lesson.:rotf3:

You should have just looked at her and asked "Was that you?"

She'd never bother you again

except it was in a elevator cubicle... i get in and ride this
elevator
with a family who smelt horrible...i mean BAD... like they hadn't had
washed up in several weeks ok... so they get off at the first floor...
and i'm thinkin thank god... but ya know that stench stayed in the elevator to floor number two...
and i'm thinkin... oh boy.... this SUCKS!

just watch! as soon as the door opens the most beautiful girl in the world
will be standing there ready to go down and she'll think i was
the unwashed culprit...
and i had showered just an hour prior to that.. after work,,, and sure enough... :point: it happened.

Once when I quietly released one. I've since learned its like a silent dog whistle but for females. A female coworker picks that moment to walk up, she sniffs the air and asks what cologne I'm wearing as she liked it. She was a real cowgirl. Thought nothing of cleaning the head cheese off her horse by hand. I lied, told her it was "Stetson".

nope. always went to someone elses cube to do that :D

Whats a cube??

Whats a cube??

check out the movie Office Space:kewl:

used to share an office with a guy that let them fly all the time........and I MEAN BAD....rotten to the core.....he didnt give a darn. 5-15 times a day!!!!!

try hangin' at m+d's with png around.:sick:

what is bust some serious a s s ? Were you working hard? :hee:

Everyone's been busted, certainly at least suspected...

Go offensive - drop bombs via airmail to other parts of the office. Kinda like setting up invisible roadblocks

: what is bust some serious a s s ? Were you working hard? :hee:

no.....you're thinking about "busting your ass":rtfm:

old job...was in my office sitting down having a coffee with the receptionist dropped my pen got up bent over to pick up pen and one flew out of nowhere in her direction..we were friends and got a big laugh out of it for years.

When I used to work in printing this graphic supply salesman came in one Friday afternoon after a 8-martini lunch and ripped one in my boss' face as he was sitting at his desk - on purpose.
Then the drunk guy starts laughing and pointing at my boss saying - in a thick Boston accent, "Hah, hah....I fotted in ya face!"

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no.....you're thinking about "busting your ass":rtfm:

ok:tooth: I never had the pleasure or should I say displeasure of working in a cubicle. It would get too crowded for me:bgi:

i am a fartriloquist.

She was a real cowgirl. Thought nothing of cleaning the head cheese off her horse by hand.


:humpty: BW, ROTFLMAO...half of the right coast population don't have a clue what you said!

used to share an office with a guy that let them fly all the time........and I MEAN BAD....rotten to the core.....he didnt give a darn. 5-15 times a day!!!!!

Funny, I don't remember you.

:jester:

nope. always went to someone elses cube to do that :D

Crop dusting is the most entertaining way to break ass.