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nightfighter
06-30-2007, 12:53 PM
I'm with Slipknot on this point. Hell I couldn't even get the boat off he mooring today. Then I go to the beach and ruin a perfectly good pre-dawn and sunrise without attracting even a tap.

Yeah, I suck. Anyone else want to join our club?

zimmy
06-30-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm with ya :lossinit:

Tagger
06-30-2007, 01:25 PM
ditch deadsville this am . only thing biting was the bugs . :wall:

basswipe
06-30-2007, 01:53 PM
I'm in that club.Fished out front in Newport,not even a look.

luds
06-30-2007, 01:55 PM
I was given and unannnounced free membership on june 1st. Wish someone told me back then.:mad:

Clammer
06-30-2007, 02:01 PM
SUCK is good :hf1:

Slingah
06-30-2007, 06:23 PM
I'm in Ross....I suck.....bad.....worst June for me ever :crying: ....and it's all my fault....because I suck....

Megabyte
06-30-2007, 06:28 PM
Glad to see Clammer has his usual positive attitude.

You guys should pay attention to Clammer

He's the Clam MAN !

RickBomba
06-30-2007, 06:41 PM
OK...I really suck...with the exception of my gimme spot, which usually sucks, but has been great in June, this moth has sucked.
Cutty sucked, I cut my finger really deep on the second cast, then nada.
Ok, Bomba, well the Cape is usually good for you in June, nope sucked!!!!!
Also, had three really potentially bad things happen in the last week...sucked!!!!!!!
CT River with Mikey...sucked so bad I offered to paint his house.
Mosquitoes at High Head??? Sucked!!!!
90 degrees at the Cape in June, sucks!!!
I should just stay local and fish with the Marbleheadians...meeting you guys...Definately no suck!!!
Mikey and #^&#^&#^&#^&ey sucked pretty bad this week, too, so at least I don't feel so bad.
Oh yes, the broken 4wd in my pretty new truck....yes, SUCK!
Love,
Rick

Tagger
06-30-2007, 07:15 PM
my 3 year old caught fish today


Sure ,,, next you'll say it was a Tuna on a yellow Salty needle .

Smokey14
06-30-2007, 08:13 PM
I'll join that club.
Friday I took the boat out to Boston Harbor for the first time this season . the Bait bucket in waltham had NO sea worms for T&W that sucked. the charles was loaded with pin head rowers so it took me almost an hr. just to get to salt water, That sucked. got to my favoret rip on the out going tide just off dear island and the "Skip-a-dory" (yes the same one feachered on ON THE WATER tv) pushed me of my drift and anchored right in the sweet spot. They hit one small fish in 40 minuts then almost hit me as they left. I got nada for my time and had to leave early to get the representitive to her political BBQ on time.ho ya that sucked too.

remember It's about the fishing not the catching.

GonnaCatchABig1
06-30-2007, 08:59 PM
i will not be joining for once!!!
best day fishing so far!
only two out of 15 fish under 20" to think i found my honey hole while just throwing it out there for the hell of it. sure to most of you 20" is nothing but i have never caught anything bigger than that.. and lets just say there was also a very large fish in that bunch. that is unofficially 27 1/2". because the lady who took the picture.. even after i asked if she took the picture and she said yes, never took the picture. so it could not have been my first keeper ever... no way. it must have been to small. :realmad: :realmad:

Slingah
06-30-2007, 09:00 PM
thats right folks....join the I.S.C. (the I Suck Club)....
sign up right here.....
fishing sucks.....and catching rules!!!

tattoobob
06-30-2007, 09:18 PM
I suck so bad I actually stopped fishing, I went to a secret spot today and took a nice walk, caught blue fish all afternoon whit the sand dollar princess, what a blast, watched a guy with a treble and a blue fish limp in as it was stuck in his ankle now that sucked for him for me I had a good last day of June.

Smokey14
06-30-2007, 09:26 PM
[QUOTE=tattoobob;504748]watched a guy with a treble and a blue fish limp in as it was stuck in his ankle QUOTE]

OK, good safety tip. don't kick the blue fish back in untill you remove ALL the hooks.
:bl:

The Dad Fisherman
06-30-2007, 11:23 PM
I'll join in on the suckage...Fished Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday for one *&&$////&##!! Bluefish.

vanstaal
07-01-2007, 01:49 AM
i'm in :mad:

MAC
07-01-2007, 04:30 AM
:hidin: I don't feel so bad now. I'm in good company.:tooth:

Raider Ronnie
07-01-2007, 05:14 AM
Well now that you bring THAT up, this is the 7th tuna landed this week on a Salty needle :hee:

http://www.#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&.com/images/terrytuna063007.jpg



What color needle Salty ?
Black ? :hidin:

Raider Ronnie
07-01-2007, 05:58 AM
sky blue pink :rotflmao:

Ever thought about experimenting with a Salty needle spreader bar :rotfl:

bobfishgerald
07-01-2007, 06:20 AM
I sucked all June. But now it's July.....

tynan19
07-01-2007, 06:29 AM
Would you like some TROUT with your :spam:? :bl:

http://www.#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&.com/images/jeremyrainbow063007.jpg


What happened to the line? Looks like a :splat: .

MrHunters
07-01-2007, 08:06 AM
im way past suck

Swimmer
07-01-2007, 09:52 AM
:btu:This sucks !


Except Salty's little one catching.

DMenace
07-01-2007, 11:05 AM
I've been in the suckatorium myself since the end of My and July just couldn't get here fast enough for me.

bart
07-01-2007, 11:19 AM
I too, suck. but i am good at watching others catch fish :wall:

Title Wave
07-01-2007, 11:37 AM
I'm sorry, but I'm an excellent fisherman. I caught so many yesterday and all were good size. Oh, never mind, I thought I was on the Dog Fish-Skate Talk forum. I guess I suck too.

Skunkmaster
07-01-2007, 12:59 PM
I just joined forums to join the club.I have a war at home to get out and fish.Then I get out and fish and never catch anything.I think my lures have been cursed.Woke up 430 this morn went to beavertail and fished until 830ish .I caught some red weeds and some random green weeds,a little splash from some big waves and there was no TP in the porta-jon so I made it home with no socks.Thats a great day of fishing.I may go back out later to try and redeem myself.This time I'll pack a role of tp.

bart
07-01-2007, 01:12 PM
:laughs:

Tagger
07-01-2007, 03:33 PM
:hihi: no sox .. know the feeling ... that and being skunked in historicly premo waters .

Back Beach
07-01-2007, 04:01 PM
:laughs:


How was p-town Rob?:love:

Hang in there guys, its summer fishing....don't give up or in.:musc:

jmonte45
07-01-2007, 05:05 PM
I suck too. Two misses today, nothing else. (fished from 6 am to 3pm.) :doh:

Rockport24
07-01-2007, 11:08 PM
this thread makes me feel a little better, just got back, one sea robin on an eel... that was weird and it sucked

out2sea
07-02-2007, 05:07 AM
I wish I could improve to suck status......

NIB
07-02-2007, 06:15 AM
I suck too. Two misses today, nothing else. (fished from 6 am to 3pm.) :doh:

This amazes me..
I would never consider fishing from 6am-3pm..
Thats when I sleep..

MarshCappa
07-02-2007, 08:37 AM
Put in 8 hours this weekend. 4 on Duxbury bay 8:30-12:30, nothing but bite off with Blues. Fished the North & SOuth Rivers yesterday afternoon on the outgoing and got ZERO! I suck!

EarnedStripes44
07-02-2007, 09:19 AM
It's been rough, but fish harder.

nightfighter
07-02-2007, 09:52 AM
I kind feel like the guy who buys a snowplow.....and then it doesn't snow all winter.

Really impresses what the team members have put on the board for the Striper Cup. And I signed up for boat division, which means I have to get >43# to make a difference. Hell, a 24# fish won the Maddie's Anglers Tourney this weekend.

Nibula, I agree with you, but some of the time I, like others have mentioned, only can fish during the daytime . Prefer night, but.....

Guys and gals, be sure to start a thread when you turn the tide! So we can delete you from ISC roll call.:rotf2: Go get 'em.

crash
07-02-2007, 09:53 AM
Definitly had to work for the few I got, nothing like an epic 20 second battle with a 24" fish on 65lb braid:yawn: We'll see what this week holds.

Keep on pluggin!

Vogt
07-02-2007, 10:14 AM
I suck really bad. Total for the week : 4 1# blues
1 20" bass

Yeee Hawww! summer Rocks!

Vogt
07-02-2007, 10:15 AM
Oh, I almost forgot. I also have a new collection of stubby sluggos. :(

RIJIMMY
07-02-2007, 10:29 AM
last year, I pulled 4 all nighters, fished 2 nights every week from May -November. Largest fish was 18lbs, never had a fish pull my drag all season. Fished all nights, mostly eels. Very disappointing.
This year, last 5 trips have = keeper fish, nice fighters. They were all boat fish though and as we all know.....they dont count : )

i WILL get a 30 this year

Krispy
07-02-2007, 10:49 AM
Sucks so far from the surf.
I've actually slowed my fishing down as well, until a classic summer weather pattern evolves.
I'll wait out for consistent S-SW winds and the dog days of hot and humid nights, before I make a big push again and start pulling all-nighters.
The fish are around, just not close in. E and N winds have kept bait outside the surf zone and until sou'westerlys (more than the 1-2 days in row so far this year) move bait and fish back into casting range it will remain slow.
Certain areas will benefit from bunker dropping out of the bay, but the guys who reg. fish those places are likely to be the only ones who'll capitalize on the situation.
Ive read all sorts of theorys, including bunker have created a fish vacauum!?! I think we just need to wait for weather to cooperate and go back to what works.
Just my theory (JMT)

Swimmer
07-02-2007, 10:54 AM
This is a funny thread. Very redundant, so many people who suck.:hihi:

Squibby17
07-02-2007, 10:57 AM
I've put at least 10 nights in June with zero keepers. If you need 20" bass I'm your man.

MrHunters
07-02-2007, 12:07 PM
This is a funny thread. Very redundant, so many people who suck.:hihi:

This is a funny thread. Very redundant, so many people who suck.:hihi:

johnny ducketts
07-02-2007, 05:21 PM
My first season from the surf sucks!

But I did convince my wife that i "needed" a st. croix rod for throwing eels.. but then she messed me up and said ok.

what the heck kind of head games are these?

nightfighter
07-02-2007, 05:25 PM
johnny,

Before she changes her mind, suggest you get her a nice set up too! Then you can choose which one to use when she doesn't 'join' you.... Then you'll have quality light and heavy set ups!

cheferson
07-02-2007, 06:12 PM
June sucked

Johnny C
07-02-2007, 10:50 PM
I lost a great fish last night on account of the fact that I suck very bad.
Low water, lots of rocks. Lots of suck. Amature hour.

doc
07-04-2007, 07:35 PM
yup, a big SUCK for me...capped off last week with a fish hitting my snapped off popper just sitting in the water while i toss everything in my bag without a tap...suck!

Notaro
07-04-2007, 10:09 PM
I suck ass because I keep catching bluefish and small bass. WTH is wrong with me? >:O I think that I'm goign to take a shot at eeling any spot now.

redlite
07-04-2007, 10:40 PM
croakin em. thankful i gave into the dark side and spent all the loot on the VS... Drag is sweeeeeeet.

RickBomba
07-04-2007, 11:00 PM
I suck so bad that I worked the last three days 13 hours plus, then planned a trip tomorrow with my friends in the thundertorm, high surf, 20 knot winds.
Looks like I'll be hanging at home working out on the punching bag, instead!
Later,
Rick

HighTide
07-05-2007, 07:56 AM
I'm in. I suck too.
So does BassNut.

Slingah
07-05-2007, 05:51 PM
croakin em. thankful i gave into the dark side and spent all the loot on the VS... Drag is sweeeeeeet.

dogfish definitely do not count.....:bshake:

RickBomba
07-05-2007, 05:54 PM
OK, did a little better today...guess I don't suck that bad!
Later,
Rick

nightfighter
07-05-2007, 07:38 PM
Dogfish were the only count today...... Small bass yesterday in decent numbers.....


I am the king of 27" bass!

mountaincaster
06-08-2008, 06:24 PM
SUCK, YEP , IT FITS, THE OPPISITE IS BLOW SO PICK YER POISON

blue oyster
06-08-2008, 07:58 PM
I wish I could improve to suck status......

sounds like my story 11 fishing trips 6 boat 5 shore zero fish , never had such a bad year:wall:

Rockport24
06-09-2008, 09:20 AM
this post is from last year guys... interesting though.

How all you are fairing now? :lurk:

nightfighter
06-09-2008, 10:59 AM
No complaints this year. No pogies to be found this weekend , but changed gears to rubbah for some 0600 fun action.

Nebe
06-09-2008, 11:06 AM
I suck. no question.. skunking is my sport of choice :smash:

RickBomba
06-09-2008, 11:42 AM
Sucky McSucksuck

The Dad Fisherman
06-09-2008, 11:46 AM
"The Suckiest Suck to Ever Suck"

JohnR
06-09-2008, 11:48 AM
My Suckability factor is only limited by the lack of quality starts... One can only suck if they go out and not catch, if you can rarely get out, the suck factor sucks less

Nebe
06-09-2008, 11:49 AM
"Once beaten twice skunked" is my new mantra

RIJIMMY
06-09-2008, 11:50 AM
for my first spring in the boat, I can't complain. Most 20+ fish I have ever seen. I hope to break 30 soon.

zacs
06-09-2008, 12:21 PM
"The Suckiest Suck to Ever Suck"

can't talk, my wiener kids are listening....

chembio
06-09-2008, 01:25 PM
I suck so bad...I turned on the vaccum cleaner the other day and it said, "Show me how it's done"..

Went out five times this spring...not a friggin tap. That invisible line I'm using has infected my bait.

JohnR
06-09-2008, 01:45 PM
I suck so bad...I turned on the vaccum cleaner the other day and it said, "Show me how it's done"..

Went out five times this spring...not a friggin tap. That invisible line I'm using has infected my bait.

ChemBio - welcome to S-B, :btu:

BassDawg
06-09-2008, 04:17 PM
haven't been out enuff to say that i COMPLETELY

suck, only three times, and once to the honeyhole.

at least at the producer, i got some "1.67" second
eeeeeeeeel p-ups :mad: :mad: and YEEEEEES

that SUCKED!!! one nice swirl to go with the no joy
on the takes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it is still early, though!!!

June's Full is looking mighty RIPE to me,
shore hope that it's pissing and cloudy, yo

sose i can leave you SUCKAHS behind..............
:bl: :bl: :bl:

Adam_777
06-09-2008, 05:31 PM
I just joined forums to join the club.I have a war at home to get out and fish.Then I get out and fish and never catch anything.I think my lures have been cursed.Woke up 430 this morn went to beavertail and fished until 830ish .I caught some red weeds and some random green weeds,a little splash from some big waves and there was no TP in the porta-jon so I made it home with no socks.Thats a great day of fishing.I may go back out later to try and redeem myself.This time I'll pack a role of tp.



That was my first post on these forums.I couldn't stay registered under that name due to bad mojo that followed with it.Yep I'm still in the club.I have been the victim of multiple skunkings so far .Looking forward to seeing a bloofish right about now.

Rockport24
06-10-2008, 09:38 AM
I'm doing ok with schoolies in the rivers, but can't catch a freakin' cold out front yet!

chembio
06-10-2008, 02:01 PM
Thanks JohnR,

Glad to be here. I fish the Kingston/Plymouth Duxbury area if anyone has any tips for these parts.....I need em!

chris L
06-10-2008, 02:06 PM
im going to wait and suck next year . too many people suck the last 2 years . At least I will be the first for 2009 .