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numbskull
07-01-2007, 02:23 PM
What is 6ft7, related to sasquatch, has one crooked toe, hops on one foot, swears alot, and won't be catching squat for the next month? Here's a clue.

numbskull
07-01-2007, 02:27 PM
Poor bloke broke his big toe working on the honeydo list. Probably won't need a fundraiser, but be sure to call him and let him know when he's missing good fishing. And remember, let that household stuff slide until the fish are gone.

PS. That's a Ryan Smith white jointed......nice plug.......maybe he'll lend it to me now that he doesn't need it for a while.

Tagger
07-01-2007, 03:30 PM
Sorry to hear about your misfortune Flap ..That sux .. Just when you finally started getting into decent fish.. I guess thats what you get for bowing down to honey-do list and making the rest of us look bad..

Backbeach Jake
07-01-2007, 04:46 PM
Won't be catching or won't be fishing? Tape it up and take a pill, ferchissakes.

Diggin Jiggin
07-01-2007, 05:01 PM
Poor bloke broke his big toe working on the honeydo list. Probably won't need a fundraiser, but be sure to call him and let him know when he's missing good fishing. And remember, let that household stuff slide until the fish are gone.

PS. That's a Ryan Smith white jointed......nice plug.......maybe he'll lend it to me now that he doesn't need it for a while.

Flap, sorry to hear about your toe. The fish will still be there when you're able to get back at it.

Karl F
07-01-2007, 05:15 PM
he'll find a way.. no doubt..

heard some details.. was that a Pane of Glass, or a Pain of Glass ya dropped on that toe?

Feel better soon, oh Tall One

Nebe
07-01-2007, 06:01 PM
sand yetti

gone fishin
07-01-2007, 06:28 PM
Tape - waders and good to go!!!:D

Labrador1
07-01-2007, 10:44 PM
Maybe some enterprising moderator/owner could quietly change his name to "Flaptoe". :).

EricM
07-02-2007, 12:59 AM
Bad luck with the toe, sorry to hear this board has another member going on the DL

stiff tip
07-02-2007, 05:23 AM
bad luck ....the mighty has fallin..... told you to kick the wife n not the dog .....i got to here the story.... no boats 4 u 4 a while ... i,m going tuna fishing on wed , the bites on good.. and i was going to ask u , but i dont know???? hey george ,,, need a first mate ????? i got two old , but good feet .....btw big fluke out there this wknd...

stiff tip
07-02-2007, 05:27 AM
Maybe some enterprising moderator/owner could quietly change his name to "Flaptoe". :).

ryan ....thank you ...flaptoe.... i like it ...:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Rick Ackley
07-02-2007, 07:32 AM
Tape it up, toss and the waders and hit the surf, Beats sitting on the couch with ice on it, the waters just cold enough to ease the pain, and a good tug on the line will make you forget about it.

Flaptail
07-02-2007, 08:56 AM
he'll find a way.. no doubt..

heard some details.. was that a Pane of Glass, or a Pain of Glass ya dropped on that toe?

Feel better soon, oh Tall One

Very Funny George.

It was the insert of the front door full size glass with the double edge aluminum trim. It broke the big toe in three (3) places and took off a decent size hunk o' flesh at the same time which after almost two days is finally stopping to ooze blood and stuff.

I was going to take the skiff and fish Barnstable Saturday morning and the wife actually said no problem. This after fishing Friday night in Georges boat (where the above pic was taken) along some mystic islands. But I said no I will spend it with her, it's going to be a nice day and I can get some things done in the morning I had been putting off.

Iwill never do that again.

Flaptoe ( or Flapgums) (Or Flaptail) ( or 4 toed Bigfoot) Gimmee two weeks and I will be back.

ProfessorM
07-02-2007, 09:15 AM
Sorry Steve. You should have went to B-H. Getting things done is way overrated.

Swimmer
07-02-2007, 10:51 AM
Thats a bummer! Hope all heals quickly.

Slipknot
07-02-2007, 07:06 PM
OUCH
hope it heals quick


George, if you need a fishing partner, let me know :D

Slingah
07-02-2007, 07:42 PM
that sux flaptoe.....heal up quick...