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BigFish
07-16-2007, 04:03 PM
Some moron robbed a tanning salon in Quincy today......a tanning salon.....in July????? Bet they got away with a few dozen dollars!!! Who the heck goes to a tanning salon in July anyway???:smash: :tm:

Oh....and by the way.....why do these people rob a Tanning Salon or a Cumby's at gunpoint?!?!?! How much are they gonna get?!?!?!? Armed robbery carries a pretty severe sentence.....so if you are gonna use a gun....wouldn't you just go for broke and hit a bank????

RIJIMMY
07-16-2007, 04:06 PM
good point, the jail time would be the same. I would thinnk most people use credit cards at tanning salons too, that is pretty dumb

BigFish
07-16-2007, 04:08 PM
I can picture him fleeing the scene with a couple rolls of coin and about $10.00 in singles!!:bgi:

Raven
07-16-2007, 04:20 PM
to be a CROOK

Mike P
07-16-2007, 06:49 PM
Armed robbery actually doesn't carry a mandatory minimum sentence in Mass.

Armed robbery while masked carries a minimum 5 year sentence.

BigFish
07-16-2007, 07:09 PM
Yeah...that makes sense!!!:smash: "He had a mask on....it was terrifying!!!.....It was not the hand gun so much officer...it was that dang mask!!!":smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

eastendlu
07-16-2007, 07:30 PM
Guess that why you guys came up with the term Ma----le.:rotf2:

Raven
07-16-2007, 07:58 PM
careful lu heh heh

i have a question...

what if its a Robber with a george bush mask on .....

will that be good for 20 years :bl:

Raider Ronnie
07-16-2007, 09:17 PM
Most likely a crack head or junkie who needed his/her next fix !

redcrbbr
07-17-2007, 10:22 PM
About 15 years ago some junkie doper type tried to hold up a butcher shop in Fall River with a knife. He bled alot

Mike P
07-18-2007, 12:41 PM
About 15 years ago some junkie doper type tried to hold up a butcher shop in Fall River with a knife. He bled alot

I had a dope in Brooklyn who was holding up Mob connected businesses with a toy guy :rollem: :wall:

For some inexplicable reason, he took a plea quicker than any other client in my memory :humpty:

Wasn't there a Darwin finalist recently who tried holding up a gun shop, and left toes-up?

2boxers
07-18-2007, 01:41 PM
Wasn't there a Darwin finalist recently who tried holding up a gun shop, and left toes-up?



It always cracks me up when people try and rob gun shops, it seems like it never works out well for them

Mike P
07-18-2007, 04:04 PM
It always cracks me up when people try and rob gun shops, it seems like it never works out well for them

The one I'm thinking of was a real winner--I think there was a police cruiser parked right by the front door of the gun shop, too. Guy literally had to walk around it to go inside :hs:

Van
07-18-2007, 06:03 PM
He probably just wanted to get a good look at the HOT chicks that work there.

I linve in Quincy,,,,,I should know !!!!!!!!!!!:eek5: :eek5: :eek5: