My entry "My wife always does this to me"

what? he stole my bait!

I told you never to touch anything in Clammers house

"I paid $75 eff'ing dollars for that Beachmaster on E-Bay....I'll be damned if I lose it"

Ok, so the tour guide says "just hang this piece of bait off the edge of the dock and ...."

"I paid $75 eff'ing dollars for that Beachmaster on E-Bay....I'll be damned if I lose it"

nice:rotf3:

"...When you don't tip the Mate..."

"Well there's a first time for everything: Usually I get to mount her after I accidentally get bitten."

"....and a nice embalming job too, don't you think?"

" remind me to get new cuff links"

"So this guy tells me to go ahead and lip him like a largemouth"

"You never listen to me. I told you those #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& Fat Head poppers were deadly on bass!"



****Milestone!!! 1000th post. Thanks S-B!!

You come into my house, drink my scotch, try to hit on my wife and fist my fish mount???


get outa here.

Don't you wish you were someplace else?

i can add to that^

*ding noise*

pssshhhhttt wanna get away.

"Your a Damn Lousy Proctologist, Dave"

i'm NEVER EVER gonna cheat on my whife again