So the new yellow book shows up today and I always look at some headings to see what's what. As I'm thumbing to another heading an ad catches my eye and I stop

capital letters

CRIME AND DEATH SCENE CLEANING

Holy moly is there that much business there that someone can justify a $500/month yellow pages ad?

They must charge an arm and a leg (no pun intended) to clean up those crime scenes. It's probably a lot of money with a small amount of work.

I could think of better carreer choices though.