Man ..I had a chilly dog at South Bay Station (orange line) yesterday . Today I was a farting superstar.. 1 chilly dog = about 50 farts (good ones). It was brutal ,, made myself sick .. If I ever have to spend the day with someone I don't like , I know where I'm having lunch the day before . Truly amazing ... :yak4: :bshake: :bc: ... What does it for you ?

That's truly nasty.




coffee the morning after an evening w/ burritos w/ green salsa and beans.

Its not truely nasty unless you can clear a packed subway train.:rotflmao:

Lots of cheap beer the night before

Slingah knows someone who dropped one last night that made the wallpaper peel off the walls!!!:bgi:

I thought it was thunder i was hearing, but I am down on the cape.

That's some chili dog :)

i smell like rotting vegetable matter right now.

Dried fruit of anykind. Thanks Ed for not eating that before the concert a few weeks ago, I appreciate it.

Dried fruit is done commercially with sulfur, especially apricots. The secret ingrediant that makes hard boiled eggs nuclear. Add beer for propellant and you have a weapon...



I am Booferman

Many years ago my best friend who was the Hendrix of farting in sound variations and super horror smells had just picked up his new junker station wagon and stopped to get me for one of our somewhat standard 800 mile plus all day all night cruises in NE.....

Few miles later we hit 495 north and he starts wailing on his gas guitar and they reek unbelievably bad so I frantically reach for the window handle and its not there.... I look over at him with a look of complete horror and he has the Cheshire Cat thing going and rips some more.... I dive over the front seat into the back and again no handles .... both sides................... U F...er I yell and he is laughing and farting up a storm at the same time....

After I twisted his ear from behind he lowered his window and the wagons rear window..... finally I could breathe.... I swore he took the handles off but he said he did not and that the $300 wagon came like that.


The Horror :shocked:

***8 track player raggy weed assorted wild vitamins strange fungi cheap beer lots of cigarettes Wild Turkey miles of road and our youth.....

Bingo Jake/Fred ... My wife was watching Oprah (not me) and a this subject was discussed in length . They had a Doc and they asked him what makes farts stink ? Sulfur ... foods with a higher sulfur content will make you stinky bastaged.. You gotta know what does it to you so you know what to avoid on special occaisions .. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..

For me it's chicken. Don't care if it's home or fast food. I bought a basket of legs once driving from Conn to Georgia somewhere around Va.

Couple of hours later started the toots. One especially warm and lengthly blast had me pulling over on the highway and leaning over the hood laughing so hard I couldn't see. It's bad when you are assaulted by your own and can't stand it.

Sarge

Mix a little of the Liptons French Oinion soup mix with a little mayo and put it on a Ritz look out baby I have been know to clear out the sorting room in a Hospital laundry where a worked when I was younger. That how bad they were. ThomT

I'll never ride the orange line again!:af:

Large #9 from subway washed down with a 6pack of keystones will clear just about any room.

Large #9 from subway washed down with a 6pack of keystones will clear just about any room.

You have to be ready to shut it down fast with that combo!:eek: :blush:

You guys are killine me here. OMG, got tears and everything. Time back, when I used to scuba dive the Glouchester area, always ate breakfast at the diner near the marina. His home fries were to die for. BUT, add two tanks of compressed air to those, combined with a little Nitrogen build-up, and you have one deadly combo. Now, put three or four divers into a wagon on the ride back home, and around Worcester, the car is emitting an odor similar to a bad catalytic converter.

Just imagined 4 guys in dive suits farting, bobbing to the surface... Another bad food mentioned on Oprah from the Doc (when wife was watching it ) was red meat . Red meat takes much longer to digest .. lays in there days , kinda rotting really . Who'd of thought this forum be so educational ?

eggs

Judging by today the following is a good fart recipe:

mutigrain tortilla cracker chips
red bean salsa
2 buffalo chicken sandwiches
washed down with a 6 of sam adams

iced caramel latte is the morning catalyst. about to have a couple breakfast burritos:eek:

Judging by today the following is a good fart recipe:

mutigrain tortilla cracker chips
red bean salsa
2 buffalo chicken sandwiches
washed down with a 6 of sam adams

iced caramel latte is the morning catalyst. about to have a couple breakfast burritos:eek:

Take the day off ,, go fishing ,, see the honey tomorrow ...:yak6:

Take the day off ,, go fishing ,, see the honey tomorrow ...:yak6:

I'm thinking this is a good week to reload and save some gas money. Tough moon.

Milk.Lactose intolerant.

I can clear an arena.

.. So luds .. you gotta remember,, the day before you get hitched,, you don't want to get in an egg eating contest ..

I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too.

Keep Tagger out of the elevators:bgi:

We have descended to this? God help us.:shocked:

We have descended to this? God help us.:shocked:

hahahaa.....its almost as bad as my hotdog thread...:laughs:

I'll make sure its nothing but pickled eggs and PBR at the bachelor party - that ought to last a week or too.

Don't forget to have the bus hit Taco Bell for a couple of Burrito Grandes on the ride home to "Top off the Tank"

I'm lighting up my cube right now. :kewl:

This thread stinks.

We have descended to this? God help us.:shocked:

Its a bi-lateral function,, a human condition ,, or should we pretend it isn't happening . Truth is average person farts 14 times a day ... average person includes girls too .. Yes .. this thread stinks .. Just keepin it real ....:scream2:

14 times a day? now I am going to have to start counting LOL

I heard 14 also. I'm good through 2017 if i stop now:rotf2:

I love the smell of low tide in the morning.

pull my finger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxpEiUCfLlY

http://karlsonandmckenzie.com/data/ThisWeek/1112_0good234.jpg

pull my finger.

Grew up with that one ,,, Had an uncle that use to let some bombs go in church .. All us kids would be trying not to laugh out loud .. After church in the car my uncle Dave would say .. "There's nothing funnier than a fart in church" ... miss that guy... funny as a bastagde Salty .. :rotf2:

Thought you guys might like that video it was "on topic" shall we say :D

I showed that to my wife and we had a good laugh at lunch.

Bump. I'm letting loose again. :jester:

Grew up with that one ,,, Had an uncle that use to let some bombs go in church .. All us kids would be trying not to laugh out loud .. After church in the car my uncle Dave would say .. "There's nothing funnier than a fart in church" ... miss that guy... funny as a bastagde Salty .. :rotf2:

I'm sitting here and can't stop laughing at your uncle's quote.....It's even funny thinking about a fart in chruch....lmao!!!!

When the Holyoke public school systems are serving sloppy joes, I will eat up to 4 of them during lunch. If they serve them on a Thursday or Friday, I chase them down with a few beers after work. That usually does it.

I have heard of Back Bay Station on the Orange Line and South Station on the redline, but never heard of South Bay Station on the orange line.

I have heard of Back Bay Station on the Orange Line and South Station on the redline, but never heard of South Bay Station on the orange line.


Duh ,,, thats it Back Bay ,,, thinking south end ... anyways .. a little push cart in Back Bay Station ... nice catch .

I have an office with no window now so I gotta be careful when I'm in here lettem' loose!! :eek5:

I just went large.:hihi:

Luds you GOTTA try Campbells Steak Chili in a can.

Dood it'll fuel you with RIPPPERS for a week :eek: Man I made my wife's eyes water at 2am :hee:

Luds you GOTTA try Campbells Steak Chili in a can.

Dood it'll fuel you with RIPPPERS for a week :eek: Man I made my wife's eyes water at 2am :hee:

That's nasty. :yak6:

Back in the day a couple buddies and I went to Boston for a night of fun. We chased some pelts out to BC to no avail, but on the way back into town I cleared a train car. One elderly black man was heard to say, "Man you're one stinky assed white boy!!" Ten years later and I still laugh out loud over that one.

... and when my wife was pregnant with our first- GOOD GOD O'MIGHTY!! I'll never forget the night I was awoken by a tremendous blast that litterally made the bed springs vibrate and hum.

Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?

"Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?"

When I was in college we used to have a pickup basketball tournament at a friend's house. The guy's father and his buddies were also participants. Frank's dad was a joker and used to love lifting his leg and letting a loud one go. Well after on of the games he lifts his leg to let one off and and the noise was only drowned out by our laughter as whatever was percolating ran down his leg. Talk about skid marks.

-Proof that college kids have too much time on their hands....

seven or eight of us used to have an annual fartfest. It started in the dorms and when we eventually moved to a house (seven of us in a brand spankin' new place). Everyone got to choose their deadliest meal. We closed up the common room onour floor and let loose for a couple hours. Loudest, nastiest, most, wettest etc.
What a mess when one of the hottest girls in the building walked into the room....

This thread should be closed. You guys are absolutely nasty. I think farts can be funny by you have taken it to far.

This thread should be closed. You guys are absolutely nasty. I think farts can be funny by you have taken it to far.

Yea ... you guys ruined a good fart thread .. thanks alot . :bshake:

:jester::rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

Saw something on the other site that made me think of this. Anyone familiar with "The Dutch Oven"? :laugha:

Dutch Oven's are the reason I end up sleeping on the couch for a day or two. The Mrs don't like it, but it is so worth it.:rotflmao:

Dutch oven lol

Had steamers and linguica last night, fog horn and low tide today. Pretty cool...

Saw something on the other site that made me think of this. Anyone familiar with "The Dutch Oven"? :laugha:


Even Better....Rip a mean one in the bed and then spit in the air.....she pulls the covers over her OWN head.:spin:

Hey Karl, get yer turnips yet?

gramcrackers an milk...wait an hour..wife walks in"what the heLL die" :huh:i look at the dog,she says maybe she needs to go out,yep!:angel:

broccoli = rocket fuel, egg salad is a close second. only if it were an olympic sport....:jump:

Pickled herring and Molsen gold, now if there was a way to harness that methane I could be energy independent.

Girls don't pass gas right..............Walk into the family just after the matriarch of the fam lets one go, and woo eee. Being the gentleman I am I look down at my golden laying on the floor laying next to the easy chair and I say Minnies (the dog) a gassy tonight huh.

wife wont let me eat it... unless I sleep on the couch....

Here's another one that cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOmDcXiL6w&feature=related

homemade baked beans are killer,wife wont let me make them anymore

Makes me proud, this thread still lives and breathes .. I think its the best one I ever posted ,, though others may say it stinks .. :hihi:

You want to talk about killer...Jess and each got a meican cheese sub from Carls in Waltham two weeks ago...the house was not right for three days.
These guys should get an award for that sub.