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Backbeach Jake
08-26-2007, 05:24 PM
from a weekend on the Cape and the neighbor lady ( a loose term for sure) comes over to bitch us out because her dog was killed by a car while chasing one of the stray cats that we feed.We haven't even unpacked. I express my regrets but she won't shut the f up. I then tell her to get the hell off the property, I've heard enough. 20 minute of "You're an %$%$%$%$%$%$%$" is all that I can take.
Here we go....

luds
08-26-2007, 05:46 PM
That's pretty rediculous. Hope she is not too much of a pain in the ass.

spence
08-26-2007, 05:48 PM
Ask why the dog wasn't under her control and leave it at that...What a moron :hs:

-spence

Slingah
08-26-2007, 06:00 PM
is there not a leash law???

Backbeach Jake
08-26-2007, 06:03 PM
Personally, I thinks she's upset that her little dog was killed and refuses to take responsibility. Shoulda been on a leash there is a law. But she was trying to sell the blame to me. If she'd just shut her flap, I coulda been nice, never got a word in edge wise until I told her to get the hell off my porch. Pity.

jim sylvester
08-26-2007, 06:11 PM
tell her she should have been hit instead of the dog

fishsmith
08-26-2007, 06:15 PM
as a peace offering, just give her one of the stray cats :rotflmao:

BigFish
08-26-2007, 06:17 PM
4 ounce Hopkins launched from an Arra 1205...a head shot........now that would be a pity!!:rotflmao:

BigFish
08-26-2007, 06:21 PM
Fred....you ever thought of just not going home??:tooth:

Swimmer
08-26-2007, 06:25 PM
as a peace offering, just give her one of the stray cats :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

If that doesn't work use some ..........no I wont go there

Backbeach Jake
08-26-2007, 06:40 PM
Fred....you ever thought of just not going home??:tooth:

Every single day

NeedaKeepah
08-27-2007, 03:57 PM
Maybe you can make amends in a more "physical" manner :humpty: LOL

Backbeach Jake
08-27-2007, 04:52 PM
Not a chance in hell. With her rotted mouth and manners I wonder how she stays married with two kids. (What a lesson they must be learning btw.) Ya know, I've only said hi to her in my life, and don't even know her name.
I'll tell you something, I can understand her being overcome with grief, and denying any and all responsibility. And looking for a scapegoat. But I'll never understand her deplorable manners and foul mouth toward someone who's never done her harm. Having a screeching witch screaming obscenities through my door screen really gets my blood pumping, I coulda knocked her right the h out.
As a kid, my family had a Boston Terrier named Casper. My Mom and brothers and sister still tell stories about that dog, he was one of us. He's also been dead 30+ years. I DO understand......

Karl F
08-27-2007, 05:10 PM
Fred.. I always think of your home, as that nice old place on that bluff on the Truro Bayside :D

Backbeach Jake
08-27-2007, 05:16 PM
You're right Karl, That is home. I've spent my entire life trying to get back, I get closer every year, I guess.

Raven
08-27-2007, 05:29 PM
did casper do back flips?

Backbeach Jake
08-28-2007, 06:09 PM
Casper was a dog that could take a joke, God knows we kids played many on him, and dish it out. His version of sh** rolling down hill: We'd tease him, he'd take it out on the cat. Sneek a little something from the catbox and put it in the couch, ew!. and then watch the cat get beat from the corner. I swear he was smiling...

BW from AZ
08-28-2007, 11:16 PM
Casper was a dog that could take a joke, God knows we kids played many on him, and dish it out. His version of sh** rolling down hill: We'd tease him, he'd take it out on the cat. Sneek a little something from the catbox and put it in the couch, ew!. and then watch the cat get beat from the corner. I swear he was smiling...
:D thanks. made my day.always thought animals were smarter than we gave them credit for.

Flaptail
08-29-2007, 09:49 AM
You're right Karl, That is home. I've spent my entire life trying to get back, I get closer every year, I guess.

Hurry up it's getting lonely down here. BTW, something nice happened while fishing in front of the HLH early early Saturday morning.

Backbeach Jake
08-29-2007, 05:05 PM
Hurry up it's getting lonely down here. BTW, something nice happened while fishing in front of the HLH early early Saturday morning.

Buggerall!! I went to the wrong LH!!!! PM sent.