bloocrab
09-19-2002, 09:46 AM
Ok...peoples......get ready to learn a cupple-a-things....:D
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground,
the person died of natural causes.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because
the machine that makes them looks
like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The only two days of the year in which
there are no professional sports
games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are
the day before and the day after
the Major League all-stars Game.
What occurs more often in
December than any other month?
A. Conception.
Q. What separates "60 Minutes,"
on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
Q. Half of all Americans live
within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats.
What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers,
how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.:eek::eek:
Q. There are more collect calls on this day
than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day.:(
Q. What is an activity performed by
40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.:af:
It was the accepted practice in Babylon
4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding,
the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was
called the honey month or what we
know today as the honeymoon.
....ok, now you can go do some fishing....:D
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground,
the person died of natural causes.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because
the machine that makes them looks
like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
The only two days of the year in which
there are no professional sports
games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are
the day before and the day after
the Major League all-stars Game.
What occurs more often in
December than any other month?
A. Conception.
Q. What separates "60 Minutes,"
on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
Q. Half of all Americans live
within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats.
What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers,
how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.:eek::eek:
Q. There are more collect calls on this day
than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day.:(
Q. What is an activity performed by
40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.:af:
It was the accepted practice in Babylon
4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding,
the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was
called the honey month or what we
know today as the honeymoon.
....ok, now you can go do some fishing....:D