from The Christmas Story ?

" My Old Man worked in profanity like an artist works in oils or clay."

" What ya gonna cry now, come on cry ya baby, cry."

"Fra-ge-lie. Must be italian"

"Don't bother me I'm......I'm thinking!"

"Flick?.....Flick who?"

"Randy laid there like a slug......it was his only defense!"

"It's a major award!"

"You used up all the glue on purpose!!!"

"I told you not to use Life Buoy!"

:bgi::bgi::bgi::bgi::bgi::bgi:

Anybody know when it's going to be on TV?

"You were always jealous of that lamp cause i won a major award. "

"The old man stood up with quivering fury, not being able to get out his anger, turned as he went out to get the glue, and stammered, "Not a finga."

Anybody know when it's going to be on TV?

Usually starts around noon on Christmas Eve and continues through all of Christmas day. :D

Can't stand the Christmas Story, too sad. Even with ending, its still a huge bummin movie.

Frank...lighten up.....the movie is a scream!!!:bgi:

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-raaaaaaa :laughs:

"You were always jealous of that lamp cause i won a major award. "



I won a major award once...:angel:

Dads sayings

Want a knuckle sandwich ?
Eat it or I'll Jam it !
Don't ever be a liar like my brother..
Don't ever be a carpenter .
Don't ever own a truck .
If you graduate High School I'll buy you a Harley.
Did you drink my Beer ?
Did You steal my Car when I was sleeping ?
SHUT UP !
My dad was a chronic horn beeper,, Liked Lawrence Welk ,, heavy drinker,, (killed him) and liked to box my ears .. I never heard my father say a racist word ever about anybody . No harsh words against any race , religon, or nationality .. That was a rare thing in those days . Probably why I cringe at hearing the N word today .

sorry ... I know the flick .. thought we were doing a my fathers thing ... please disregard all the stuff I made up ...

Why did you guys find the movie sad???

Why did you guys find the movie sad???

Ya, Holy smokes it was the way life was back then. The very best of times and the greatset fun a kid could ever have gowing up.

We had nothing but everything.

The movie ended with Ralphy getting the "red ryder BB gun"
he had always wanted for Christmas ,and the family eating Christmas dinner out as a family.

The rest, the story of my life, i guess ya had to be there. :huh: :D

OOOOHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGGE!!!!!

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan.

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!

:rotf3:

[QUOTE=justplugit;549043]Ya, Holy smokes it was the way life was back then. The very best of times and the greatset fun a kid could ever have gowing up.

We had nothing but everything.

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:)

Ralphie's mom ..."Do You Know where he heard that from"
Mrs. Schwartz......."probably from his father"
Ralphie's mom.........."He heard it from, your son"
Mrs. Schwartz......."WHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT, WHHHHHHATTTTTTTTT, WHHHHHHATTTTTTT"

and she proceeds to beat the crap out of schwartz.
that part gets me all the time... great film.

ohh and almost forgot..


Sonsabitches.....Bumpess's

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what jpi wants for christmas....

Karl, it's first on my Santa's list. :hihi:

and she proceeds to beat the crap out of schwartz.
that part gets me all the time... great film.

Gezz JD, i forgot about Schwartz. :hihi: Everyone had a Scwartz and a Farkas back then in their life. :rotf3:

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra-ra-raaaaaaa :laughs:

I just saw this movie for the first time...:jester:
omg a classic!!!

Slingah....your next assignment is to watch "Elf"!:kewl:

Yeah, we watched ti 1 and a half times on dvr last night.
I actually believe that Schwartz's mom is the voice of Kyle's Mom on South Park.
"It was the only place in the house that a nine year old boy could be at peace."
I like the Randy laid there like a slug quote, too.

OOOOHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGGE!!!!!

Only I didn't say "fudge"....

"Daddy's Gonna Kill Ralphie"

"Oh My God, I shot My Eye Out"

Only I didn't say "fudge"....

that was the funniest part of the movie:bl2:

Slingah....your next assignment is to watch "Elf"!:kewl:

We just did.....another new classic for me.....:jester:

Don't know about anyone else but when my mom gave me the soap treatment she used Ivory soap :yak6: and made sure she scraped it on your teeth . I think Ralphie got off easy , I'd be tasting soap for some time afterward.