When you step out of the surf and all the other fishermen complain that the tide dropped!!:rotf3::hihi:

When you try out your new wet suit and everyone immediately starts Biatching about the Seal Problem

When you step into the surf and they get record high tides in Europe :hee:

You fall over & you can't get up! ;) You disprove that Weeble's wobble and they don't FALL down. :D

You can carry 6 plug bags on your Wader Belt

When schools of fish gather behind the "structure" you supply.:rolleyes:

When the whale stranding network always seems to show up whenever you go fishing.

When you have your own tide chart dedicated to how close to the water you are.

these jokes are real sexy

when you have to use "KY" to get in and out of your neoprenes

Combine "portly" with vertically challenged (actually I think portly means short and fat) and you can add, the last guy to know it's raining and the first to know the tide's coming up. :laugha:

when you wear a yellow surf top and kids chase you down thinking your the school bus.

when you find water displacement info printed on the hip of your waders.

when you hear beep-beep-beep when you back up to pull a fish onto the beach.