I was here at S-B reading all the posts
about fish brains and sharpies
and all about bluefish ok

then i decided to watch some Scifi on TV

and fell asleep on the couch next to

the real warm woodstove.... see
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I could just tell you about it....

but it's better to show you instead.

because ....After reading Salty Buggers post about

the brain scanning Machine i hurried down to

my local home depot and grabbed the last one

on the shelf as they are selling like hotcakes.

So here goes:


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/Clamgate.jpg

Teyla being quite worried about some wild experiments at Clamgate Atlantis suggests to Daniel Jackson to try and decipher
the clammer code she found recently on the bathroom wall.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/teyla2.jpg

Daniel Jackson while going over his notes accidentally activates a secret minature Clam cell battery hidden in the clammer code manual and it shocks him good
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/Daniel-Jackson.jpg
ZAP !
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/daniel2.jpg

This inadvertently opens up a portal back in time to plugfest 2008

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/searchingforclammer.jpg

Daniel walks thru and attempts to locate Clammer and then asks who's in Charge here and is sent over to see the Bossman...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/bossmanVic.jpg

JohnR says i dunno? maybe he's fishing in RHODE ISLAND

Then Salty Bugger acting as General Hammond of SG1 sends Professor Moriarty thru the portal to help out with technical stuff.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/gh.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/bridge.jpg

Dr Weir is frantic saying "we need the best bluefish expert in the world and just have to find him.....it's extremely important to us...

Paul says "NO problem" and begins to scan for the Clam man...
finding him he sends DR Weir down to fetch him back to Atlantis

and beams him up with the good Doctor

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/bluebeam.jpg

They ask Clammer to lie down in the brain scanner chair so they can learn everything he knows about bluefish and then some....

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/clammerchair.jpg

Clammer says he hid the secret Clammer cell on the outside
of space station because it's the safest place he could think of.

Next they contact NASA and ask for their best astronaut to do
an emergency space walk to retrieve the Clammer cell for Rodney
and Samantha Carter who desperately need more power.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/eastendlu-spacesuit.jpg

Rodney and SAM complete their calculations and then insert the Clammer cell into it's housing

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/Rodney.jpg

Strange experiments to create a bluefish bio weapon to use against the RAETH have not gone well and they all fear the worst...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/LAB2.jpg

Swimmer says : lets just shoot it now... and ask questions later.
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Further experiments with the new Clammer power cell have unexpected results.

you have alot of free time man

they have over powered the bluefish brain and they stimulate it's appetite....and it jumps out to bite the doctors finger

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/lab.jpg

the doctors wings the bluefish off his glove and it lands in the tank with the female raeth

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/bluefishbioweapon.jpg

shes real Horney and will mate with Anything it seems even a bluefish

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/Raeth-Beotch.jpg


meanwhile ...... a Raeth sneaks up on Paul (professor moriarty) and decides to feed upon him as he takes a nap.....

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/RaetheatsPaul.jpg

Paul is only pretending to be asleep and gets the drop on the sneaky raeth heh heh heh

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/blasthim.jpg

wanting the return of the stolen striper cup he interrogates the raeth without Mercy

As this is happening a huge Bluefish Raeth beast emerges from the pool only to find the Master Bigfish waiting for him with his big ole
blaster weapon and he fires



http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/ClamGATE/beast-meets-Bigfish.jpg

It was at this moment a big log in the woodstove shifted and made a big clunk and awoke me from my dream.......

anyways..... i just thought i'd share that with ya......

you gotta get one of these brain scanners.......they are way cool

thats all for now folks........... Raven :wave:

LOL. you are definitely missing your calling. When do I get my residual checks. How come larry gets the big gun?

:laugha::laugha::laugha::claps::claps::claps:

LMAO. Oh man Rav, you are pissa, great stuff, great stuff. :btu:

Good stuff!!!!

I'm laughing so hard people are asking me what the #$%@ is going on.

Hey Lu how was the view? Clammer looks like he is experiencing weightlessness in that chair, got munchies?

I see the crop is ready :rotflmao:
Great Job! :gu:
VB

I'm finally famous for something.........and I resolve to lose 50 #'s after seeing that pic. Thanks Scott very funny.

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/2363/happy8km.gif

OMFG

Pass the bone dood that is great stuff.

Notaro would be proud :rotf3:

I think its funny that even in the future, and even in space - it looks like Clammer has his fly down :tooth:

to drop 50 lbs.

the secret is in exercising your back muscles and leg your muscles getting a workout (walking will do fine )
not your belly muscles to increase your metabolism which will burn away fat...

also not going to sleep on your heaviest or largest meal of the day
is a great way to give your body additional time to burn it off before retiring
and the added benefit is that you'll sleep better with out trying to digest a big meal
and subsequently also be trying to go to sleep.

so cheer up! it's not as hard as you think... get back to gardening too
because technically thats the best exercise of all.... just don't try to do it all in one day
like i tend to do, is the important thing.
as thats a recipe for disaster... !

and i'm glad you guys were amused....trying to send out some laughter
and merriment to chase away the winter time blues is my JOB here at S-B :btu:

i just enjoy doing it with pictures as it lends itself to my over abundance of creativity.
I hope to apply that soon to plug building just for fun.

I think its funny that even in the future, and even in space - it looks like Clammer has his fly down :tooth:

thats the equivalent of the Pig trying to bust out of the barn door... :)

my friend