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Back Beach 05-02-2008, 08:05 AM Just noticed 1000 posts for me. :rtfm:
Am I officially an internet fishing hero now or is there more to it? :confused:
Hopefully the answer is yes as I've aspired since Gore's discovery.:banano:
RIROCKHOUND 05-02-2008, 08:06 AM You're my hero:lm::lm:
JohnR 05-02-2008, 08:08 AM You are wise beyond your posts
Your picture, once the front page of an Internet Fishing Hero site
You Have a Large Circle of Report Friends
You are now, a Great American Internet Fishing Heeeeeroooooooo
(in the voice of the Bud Light guy)
Cranium 05-02-2008, 08:43 AM Here is your theme song, substitute "internet fishing hero"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_qhnWByA4
Cranium 05-02-2008, 08:56 AM or this one. this is my favorite, old school. (yes I realize I have too much time on my hands)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcjOi_3H7gw
You fish too much to be an internet hero. Most everyone who fishes where you fish is the real deal.
Swimmer 05-02-2008, 09:41 AM Congrats on the 1000th. You are da man! Today anyways.:bgi:
Clammer 05-02-2008, 10:41 AM WTF
is the sunset grille ?????????????:confused:
keeperreaper 05-02-2008, 10:54 AM Mike you are THE internet fishing hero.:musc:
RickBomba 05-02-2008, 11:42 AM Yup,
My hero!
you may be THE internet hero, but there is only ONE Young Stallion. don't forget that...
MarshCappa 05-02-2008, 01:10 PM Nice Job! :kewl:
numbskull 05-02-2008, 07:24 PM Just noticed 1000 posts for me. :rtfm:
Am I officially an internet fishing hero now ? :confused:
Well yes, but only a minor hero since you still fish eels. On the scale of Greek mythology, you probably rate about equal with Phimoseles, who I believe was the god of shapely foreskins. Of course that will gain you the respect from some groups, such as the survivors of major brain trauma, genetic inbreeding, oxygen deprivation, neurotoxin exposure, and the residents of Brockton. You'll be happy to learn it also qualifies you to liveline menhaden, chunk bunker heads, light large farts, and run for public office. But alas my child, if it is lasting fame as the Worthy of Worthies you seek then you have no choice but to forswear the feeding of fish, put off thy slimy serpents, take up the true cross of wood, cut it into 2x2x8 billets which you must turn it into the likeness of Saint Beachmaster, and flail the holy ocean in homage with them until the sins of your youth and greed are forgiven and a 50lb fish is rewarded unto you....which of course you must release. Then again, if that sounds too difficult you can always resort to excuses, lies, exaggeration, and putdowns. Works for me. Hope this was helpful and thanks for asking.
George
Back Beach 05-03-2008, 04:43 AM Well yes, but only a minor hero since you still fish eels. On the scale of Greek mythology, you probably rate about equal with Phimoseles, who I believe was the god of shapely foreskins. Of course that will gain you the respect from some groups, such as the survivors of major brain trauma, genetic inbreeding, oxygen deprivation, neurotoxin exposure, and the residents of Brockton. You'll be happy to learn it also qualifies you to liveline menhaden, chunk bunker heads, light large farts, and run for public office. But alas my child, if it is lasting fame as the Worthy of Worthies you seek then you have no choice but to forswear the feeding of fish, put off thy slimy serpents, take up the true cross of wood, cut it into 2x2x8 billets which you must turn it into the likeness of Saint Beachmaster, and flail the holy ocean in homage with them until the sins of your youth and greed are forgiven and a 50lb fish is rewarded unto you....which of course you must release. Then again, if that sounds too difficult you can always resort to excuses, lies, exaggeration, and putdowns. Works for me. Hope this was helpful and thanks for asking.
George
:rotflmao:
If this is an invitation to fish with you this season, I accept.
Green Light 05-03-2008, 08:39 AM Back Beach,
Congrads!
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