What do you call six seals shot to death?

:huh:

I would call it a good start!!:hihi::rotflmao::laughs::bl::uhuh:

Please feel free to add your own....."DEAD SEAL" jokes!:bgi:

:rocketem:Musta been using a revolver, shoulda got NINE!!!!:eyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUSsRrgUOd8

Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".

Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".

:cheers: :jester: PRICELESS!!!!! :rotflmao:

Why do seals swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?


A: "Dam!"

dumb


http://www.cracked.com/video_14323_polar-bear-lunges-at-japanese-girl-dressed-as-baby-seal.html

Q: What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal!

A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"

I just made one up.What's the difference between a gasket and a seal?A gasket doesn't bleed when you shoot it.Yes,I've been drinking.