It's GO time.. :eek:
there's a blitz allright... but it's comming from the wendys you chowed an hour ago..

what do you do?

you run to the truck, grab that roll of scottissue that you keep in a plastic shopping bag, find a nice spot in the dunes, and drop that bad boy like its hot.

I knew this one was coming.Always happens so I fish prepared.I wear astronaut diapers.It's kinda nice the little extra warmth in the cold seasons.

Poop in a googins white bucket:buds:

set a chum line in the water :hihi:

Another ONE sock night. Right ,Fish Eye!!:rotf2:

Release the "Brown Trout" to fight another day!:jester:

Pre all nighter ritual-- pop an immodium >>AKA: FISHERMANS CANDY

drop it dead center of the trail :gorez:

drop it dead center of the trail :gorez:
:laughs::laughs::laughs:
Vic, sounds like the voice of experience

Ask Mikey

thats what the white bucket's for :wid:

that's why I were two t-shirts on nights that I can't get it done before heading out.

Well, as an angler, you have a "Shop List" for all of the Shops along the way so it only goes to prove you should have a Shi, umm List, you get the point

Always keep mountain money with handy...and always keep an eye out for a good place for Mooshi Island to be formed...

you run to the truck, grab that roll of scottissue that you keep in a plastic shopping bag, find a nice spot in the dunes, and drop that bad boy like its hot.
that's what I do.... and if I am to far from the truck.... I grab my knife... cut the skivvies off and use them....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/kayaman/smilies/gottago.gif

oh man, this happened to me hardcore one night last season, luckily my fishing partner knew of a port a potti nearby. from that point on, I make sure I know where the closest one is

Baby wipes. Keep a small packet on you for cleaning your hands or for what ever else pops up/out. Try having to go in the middle of the Maine Woods in 10 degree temps while wearing full riding gear.

I have left my mark on Prudence and Patience islands a few times last year.

The Canal has porta-johns at strategic locations ;)

I can knock out a coyotes eye at 10 paces.:1poke:

The cat has been dead for three years but thank God for his sorry rump because I used to buy litter in those high, squarish buckets that are spot on perfect for heaving Habana at 2 AM (lined with plastic bags of course). I always hope it's trash night were I'm fishing cause otherwise it goes in the Tim Horton's dumpstahhh :hihi:

will go home wearing 1 sock ...

Pre all nighter ritual-- pop an immodium >>AKA: FISHERMANS CANDY

Ditto, but we call it 'the sponge'.

saw it on TV.........

there's imodium gum now

chewy like candy

I shut off that function when Im fishing . Thank you Uncle Sam

oh and Mike P . no way no how . I dont use em or public restrooms either . except at the camp ground in sandwich . They keep em nice with paper .

I would never cut my drawers with a knife . a knife has no business down in them regions ask my cardiologist . a good sharp tug along the seams . but like I said Uncle Sam taught me mind over anus .

except when your upside down and under no circumstance should you dispell your food stuffs in that position .

(and you gots to love it) the computer geeks call downloading info as a dump . like an arp dump , memory dump and then they have just a dump .

If pinched:exp:.

THAT is sum FUNNNNNY sheet, gentlemen!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

have had to leave a few mountains along our shores,

and never leave home without baby wipes in a ziploc
after a far too many shirtless and sockless nights.
i've also burned into the cerebral ~~ALL~~ accessible
indoor and outdoor plumbing from WH to Great Island

am working on inventing the

*Portable Surfcaster Surfcrapper Series*

of disposable dumpbags witha foldup toilet seat kinda like
them campchairs that ya carry to watch the Fireworks with.

yeah know, carry in.........carry OUT :bl: :bl: :bl:

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. If it's at night, anywhere.:tooth:

How about a map listing port a johns and bait shops along the RI coast. Talk about Spot burning!!

Squid Kids Dad has an unusual hobby. He gps's all the Porta Potty's and gas stations, 7-11's and whatnot that don't mind you coming in in waders.

Anyway, just make sure if your on the trail your adept enough a going far enough from home you don't dirty your wading boots.

Plan ahead.

One time while deer hunting, I was walking to a spot to start a drive just after lunch. It hit me all of a sudden, so I found a tree that was down across a stream. It was a couple of feet above the stream, so I jumped out of my over clothes and sat with my arse over the edge of the tree. I let it go good, only problem was Canalratt was calling me on the radio, which was a few feet away, to tell me they were in position, and where the hell are you?? I had no baby wipes, scott tissue , napkins or anything else. So I did what any other desparate male would do. I took out my hunting knife and cut the tighty whites off, then into strips. Thank god there was no more hunting downstream that day......:eek:

It's GO time.. :eek:
there's a blitz allright... but it's comming from the wendys you chowed an hour ago..

what do you do?

Drop your drawers where you stand and let it go... Tear off you undies for wiping..:kewl:

Crap directly in Hodgmans.

Anyone hear of just holding it? Dang.

Go before you go and I hate to say it but avoid coffee. it's a natural lax.
Some times putting it in a holding patern just isn't going to happen. Baby wipes are an esntial. I once had the urge in a very inconvienent place. Brewster flats about 1 mile out, on foot, daylight. good thing no one was around.

Smokey, you always come prepared! The other Bomba could have used your sage advice lasst week. We'll just leave the story up to him.

Anyone hear of just holding it? Dang.

I know there's times when holding it is quite possible.We are talking about the fast food eating can't hold it and it's here waiting and isn't gonna wait more than a few minutes type.

Upon deployment of ordinance it is helpful to yell out loudy stuff like "Man in the boat overboard" or "You sank my battleship"