What's your favorite to get out of work?

When my wife says there is something wrong with,
one of the electronics,
i say, prolly needs batteries. :D

The taillight blew a fuse because your charging your cellphone too much.Your on your own if it happens again.

I say I have diahrea.

Everyone seems to walk away w/o asking and questions.

I say I have diahrea.

Everyone seems to walk away w/o asking and questions.

"Explosive diahrea" will keep them away for most of the day.

I put a closed sign on the door. Ahhh the joys of being self employed :hihi:

I put a closed sign on the door. Ahhh the joys of being self employed :hihi:

I here ya nebe...one of the only benefits of being self employed.....I just say I don't feel like working and Im going fishing...or I need to sleep, Ive been out all nite...that one goes over well with the wife (boss):jester:

I got the diarrhea

Diahrea is for amatures, you gotta bust out the big ruptured hemmroids to get the boss to not ask questions.:eek:

Oh damn//////obviously you guys dont have to work with women.....with women you need to come up with new ones all the time because if you use the same one twice you will get called on it!

Some of the symptoms I have use....er had in the past

Profuse vomiting
severe cramps
Backache-cant get out of bed kind
Migraine
the "you know whats" (they never asked what that really meant)
up all night sick....never slept a wink

I always say I pulled my back out, if the fishing is good it works for multiple days in a row.

I've seen the old Blood in the stool line work effectively.

I've picked up the phone at work to hear about the bad Sea food last night and the stuff coming out has more colors than a rainbow....both ends.

the kid I work with always uses the same one, the boss knows he is lying but when you only have 2 employees you deal with it once in a while, at this job I've acually only called in when I was really sick, he'll let me take a day off if I ask, I just wont take advantage too much so when I want a week I can get it

I use these as excuses for missing class at school and some for work
-Pink eye
-Gave blood and feeling drowsy (When work or the town is having a blood drive)
-Doctors appt. usually works for class, or maybe say ur getting a colonoscopy and take the day
-Tree down in your driveway(only works once)
-For the winter just say you cant get to work and head to the mountians
-"family emergency" usually they dont ask questions

I have a bunch more but i forget them