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UserRemoved1
07-08-2008, 12:53 PM
I just learned a BIG lesson. Too frickin hot in the shop and I've felt like crapola all day so I head home on the bike to get paperwork done and cool down. 1/2 way down rt 16 I see a BIG bug comin straight at me. It felt like it went down my shirt and I figured it was just a beetle or somethin.

YEA about 500' further I have to do a serious emergency stop and rip my friggin shirt off. It was a BIG hornet and that sucker got me 9 TIMES. I thought I got it out, never saw it though. I felt through my shirt and couldn't feel anything in there so I figured it was gone. yea I got him out...when I got HOME and he flew away. Son of a beech I hate hornets now my whole stomach is covered in hornet welts :gorez:

BigBo
07-08-2008, 01:49 PM
Do you wear a full face or 1/2 helmut? I wear the 1/2. Wait till one goes up under the lid. That's fun too. :(

UserRemoved1
07-08-2008, 02:00 PM
3/4 helmet with full face shield. Not much that can happen there...just lift the visor and out it goes.

man did he get me good.

eastendlu
07-08-2008, 02:00 PM
Could of been worse ya could of had your mouth open and ate him.:blush:

UserRemoved1
07-08-2008, 02:06 PM
yea but that lesson already been learned Lu...mouth stays shut on the bike :rotf3:

Could of been worse ya could of had your mouth open and ate him.:blush:

Raven
07-08-2008, 02:07 PM
the other night

as soon as i leaned back on the pillow

whammo

then the ole lady got stung too...

not a happy moment...

i keep a tennis racket very handy

for taking them out on the fly.

sorry for your nasty experience scott

toothpaste works excellent

thortum
07-09-2008, 04:09 PM
We need pictures!!! Just pulling your leg [unless of course you have some]. :eek:

Raider Ronnie
07-09-2008, 09:34 PM
We need pictures!!! Just pulling your leg [unless of course you have some]. :eek:



Thats funny !
:rolleyes:

Backbeach Jake
07-10-2008, 05:22 AM
Bee stings, rub a fresh slice of onion on it. The pain goes right away.
Soooo why was that hornet so freekin' pizzed at you?

Raven
07-10-2008, 05:29 AM
i take benadryl too after any bee or hornet sting otherwise it makes me feel kinda sick...
but of course, i've been stung hundreds of times all at once and have a sensitivity
to the venom now, especially if stung on the head.:doh:

Redsoxticket
07-10-2008, 07:49 AM
The word "hornet" would make a good name for a lure.

UserRemoved1
07-10-2008, 10:31 AM
Sure would RST :hee:

BBJ not sure. I think his brother tried to get me this morning too but his aim was off he hit me in the leg roflmao

Old Man
07-10-2008, 01:27 PM
...how can you recognize a happy motorcyclist ?


...count the bugs on his teeth....

johnny ducketts
07-18-2008, 02:30 PM
sorry salty, for a second i thought you were gonna say it was a ups truck coming at you!... How did the van incident turn out?

I've been away for a month or so.

Raven
07-18-2008, 05:15 PM
I've been away for a month or so.

just don't let it happen again JD ...:rolleyes:


:wave: and welcome back

Swimmer
07-20-2008, 11:05 AM
My stomach started to hurt thinking about this reading the story. OUCH!

gone fishin
07-20-2008, 10:42 PM
OUCH - Keep a unit of sprray benadryl handy. works great on nasty bites. :mad:

UserRemoved1
07-21-2008, 03:28 AM
I think he is after me...same area again yesterday on the way home I got hit in the arm and that one got me good.

I think all hornets have it out for me now :eek5:

BigBo
07-21-2008, 10:52 AM
Haven't taken any bees yet this year. A pretty good sized beetle damned near took me down the other night though. :rocketem:

UserRemoved1
07-23-2008, 06:48 PM
Today marked the first time I have driven the truck to the shop since May 29 I had to break my streak :realmad::cens::cens:

1000 miles already

Looks like tomorrow is a serious washout too. :bsod::cens::cens::rtfm::fishslap::lossinit::cputi n::doh::chatter:spam:


But i've saved $$$$$ in diesel :hidin: