saw this on another site..lmao....
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today; I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt; I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'