vineyardblues
08-01-2008, 03:03 PM
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies,"Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies,"Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back