Is the gentleman Mike who's gotten some publicity lately the guy who use to live in Quincy, fish the outer cape a lot, and chew tobacco?

Is the gentleman Mike who's gotten some publicity lately the guy who use to live in Quincy, fish the outer cape a lot, and chew tobacco?

Not sure about that, but he isn't the guy who lives in Falmouth, is real short, dumber than he thinks, fishes the wrong places, and eats donuts alot. That guy's name is George.

Not sure about that, but he isn't the guy who lives in Falmouth, is real short, dumber than he thinks, fishes the wrong places, and eats donuts alot. That guy's name is George.

funny, i thought you were describing me...

Not sure about that, but he isn't the guy who lives in Falmouth, is real short, dumber than he thinks, fishes the wrong places, and eats donuts alot. That guy's name is George.



:rotflmao: Too funny

The Mike who lives in North Sagamore really is a knucklehead--he was one even before being certified as such ;)

Is the gentleman Mike who's gotten some publicity lately the guy who use to live in Quincy, fish the outer cape a lot, and chew tobacco?

Yes....thats Redlite! He is 7' 5" tall, about 350 pounds, drinks Redbull out of kegs and gets his chew in 5 pound tins! His fishing rod is an old javelin! A "50" looks like a dink in his mitts......why he is the biggest, meanest, greatest fisherman to walk the New England surf!!:btu:

I am just trying to find out if the guy is this guy I use to run into on the outer beaches. Picture looks like him I think.

I am just trying to find out if the guy is this guy I use to run into on the outer beaches. Picture looks like him I think.

I don't know him that well myself but here are some things others have said. Might be him?

"Redlite is the father of every kid in this town!"
"Redlite once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"One time I was with Redlite in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Redlite goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Redlite! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Redlite' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Red Bull"
"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
"He sheds his skin once a year."
"He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia."
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Redlite!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
"Redlite was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Redlite takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Redlite yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"Redlite drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Redlite talk in his sleep."
"He date raped David Bowie."
"He once inhaled a seagull."
"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."
"It was the sight of Redlite's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!"
"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"
"He has dandruff the size of mice!"
"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"
"Redlite was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite went hunting? Redlite decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Redlite. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Redlite once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"Redlite once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
"Redlite's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"Redlite ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Redlite chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
"He breastfeeds John Madden."
"Redlite named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on Redlite's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"
"They use Redlite's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."
"Redlite directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."
"All the 'Yes' album covers are Redlite family photos."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Redlite said it would've happened sometime."
"Redlite's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"
"Redlite still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."
"He thinks then iron man is gay."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Redlite - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."
"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."

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Luds,
That is absolutely the funniest shat i have ever, ever read on this or any other fishing site. I am dripping tears on the keyboard right now laughin.
The truly funny part is that most of it is true......................................

awesome!

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
was always wondering what happened to him...

Luds - that was great, as great as Dr Evil in the therapy session, "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery..." On further reflection - it was better than Dr Evil :rotfl:

Is the gentleman Mike who's gotten some publicity lately the guy who use to live in Quincy, fish the outer cape a lot, and chew tobacco?

Bill - could be, or another person I know that doesn't go online, or others as well...

Luds, omfg that was great. When you move to the SShore I will take you to one of my spots just cause of that post!

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"Did I ever tell you about the time Redlite went hunting? Redlite decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

I alwasy knew Fleagle was the bravest of the bunch!!

Funny, funny stuff

My vote for funniest thread of 08

That was by far the hardest I have laughed in months. HAHAHAHA

wow.......:laugha:

AWESOME!!:cheers:

Can you still edit? I should have removed this quote. That person must have been talking about somebody else.

"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."

:rotflmao::rotflmao: this thread is hilarious

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LOL . I like the LSD one

sofa king funny dude!:thanks:

There is some highly funny %$%$%$%$e in that above post!!! Thanks for the laughs!

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YOU, Luds, are one FUNNN KNEE!!
and effed-up bastage!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

that SHEET is off tha wall, bro, and had me
ROLLLIN' and my gut bustin' from all the laffffs!

tooo many favorites to list here, the whole freaggggin rant
is right up there with Eben's "white bucket story". CLASSIC!!

THANKS!!! and the first 5 or 6 Black and Tans are on me,
somewhere's where the pub is Irish and the women flaunt cleavage!!

is HOOTERS Gaelic for brewhouse?