Have at it....

'Looks Like I am Retaining a little too Much Water This Month"

"He said he'd be back in a few minutes"

" Why did the guy next to me offer me a big pink pole?"

" it's the motion of the ocean... that gives me that funny notion " :whackin:

" My sister told me this was the best way to get a husband, in retrospect no wonder she is still single"

"I prefer it in the seat!"

"The tide is high, but I'm all alone"

I don't know what happened, about 6 hours ago the water seemed a lot further away

"You said armchair fishing. This IS NOT what I had in mind!"

"my husband stuck me up here and said he would be back from the bar at low tide"....