View Full Version : Hey, How Come Old People Are Grumpy, Anyway?


Crafty Angler
11-07-2008, 08:58 AM
:huh:

It's almost official for me - I'm hitting the Six Oh-oh in January and I'm just trying to figure it out.

I'm thinking it's because when you reach a certain point in age you've heard almost every load of BS that's come down the pike and you don't want to sit around while someone tries to insult your intelligence - that's my theory anyway.

I spend one day a week with my uncle on the Italian side who's 96 - and he's still as sharp as a 20 year old mentally. It's unbelievable. The guy remembers WW I as a child, Prohibition,etc first-hand - and he's funny as hell.

I was trying to tell him something the other day and he told me "For Chrissakes, you kids don't know a goddammed thing" - oh man, I couldn't stop laughing :rotflmao:

Boy, I sure hope I've got his genes from that side of the family - I just saw two guys I knew pretty well who were my age in the Irish funny pages - dudes, it's scary :eek5:

So what do ya figure - do we get to look forward to getting even grumpier than we already are? :huh:

Nebe
11-07-2008, 10:10 AM
It has been scientifically proven that there is a mathematical formula.. Age x last time you had sex = grumpy factor.

Crafty Angler
11-07-2008, 10:16 AM
It has been scientifically proven that there is a mathematical formula.. Age x last time you had sex = grumpy factor.

Nahhhh...that's not it, trust me :smokin:

FishermanTim
11-07-2008, 11:45 AM
It should be more like this:

AGE X LAST TIME YOU "HAD" SEX
_________________________ = GRUMPAGE

HOW OFTEN YOU "WANT" SEX


:hihi:

gone fishin
11-07-2008, 04:26 PM
It should be more like this:

AGE X LAST TIME YOU "HAD" SEX
_________________________ = GRUMPAGE

HOW OFTEN YOU "WANT" SEX


:hihi:

:jump::jump::jump:TRUE

striperman36
11-07-2008, 04:29 PM
It should be more like this:

AGE X LAST TIME YOU "HAD" SEX
_________________________ = GRUMPAGE

HOW OFTEN YOU "WANT" SEX


:hihi:

X NUMBER OF TIMES WIFE SAYS NO

Raven
11-07-2008, 05:59 PM
your perception of time changes

things like patience follow suit

Crafty Angler
11-08-2008, 12:32 AM
X NUMBER OF TIMES WIFE SAYS NO

"Hey honey, are you sure you don't want to wake up - this is great" :rotflmao:

Backbeach Jake
11-08-2008, 06:44 AM
"Hey honey, are you sure you don't want to wake up - this is great" :rotflmao:

Pissa! Now my coffee is in the keyboard!

UserRemoved1
11-08-2008, 07:37 AM
I'm trying to solve that equation but I can't get what X=

Crafty omfg :hee: