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ThrowingTimber
03-25-2009, 07:29 AM
I had the WORST lap dance last night I was soooooo incredibly disappointed :( Seriously... just dance I dont want to hear about your kids....... Dont ruin it for me... Im not paying you to try and have interesting conversation.... If I wanted interesting conversation I'd call mensa... shut up and wiggle, do a head stand or something :doh: Very disappointed

striperman36
03-25-2009, 07:51 AM
Thats what happens when you get married, things change. They want to talk to you.

fishbones
03-25-2009, 08:32 AM
You're clearly going to the wrong place for your lap dance.

Nebe
03-25-2009, 08:37 AM
Im sorry Vic. I hadnt seen you in so long.. I needed to talk. :lm:

fishsmith
03-25-2009, 10:31 AM
I had the WORST lap dance last night I was soooooo incredibly disappointed :( Seriously... just dance I dont want to hear about your kids....... Dont ruin it for me... Im not paying you to try and have interesting conversation.... If I wanted interesting conversation I'd call mensa... shut up and wiggle, do a head stand or something :doh: Very disappointed

I've applied for QA position at the Foxy Lady just to prevent these types of atrocities. :cheers:

The Dad Fisherman
03-25-2009, 10:34 AM
War, Unemployment, and the Economy.....and your biggest issue is with the Young Naked Girl on your Lap. :hihi:

eastendlu
03-25-2009, 10:40 AM
War, Unemployment, and the Economy.....and your biggest issue is with the Young Naked Girl on your Lap. :hihi:

Where is it mentioned that it was a she??:devil2::shocked:

Clammer
03-25-2009, 12:22 PM
T/T
THat,a what happens when ya pay pay F-18 for a lap dance >>>:wall:

vineyardblues
03-25-2009, 03:20 PM
Vic,
He/She may have seen the tube of anal lube in your pocket :grins:

Backbeach Jake
03-25-2009, 05:03 PM
Im sorry Vic. I hadnt seen you in so long.. I needed to talk. :lm:

War, Unemployment, and the Economy.....and your biggest issue is with the Young Naked Girl on your Lap. :hihi:

Where is it mentioned that it was a she??:devil2::shocked:

All priceless quips. Geeze TT what were you thinking? ( Besides Boioioinggggg!)

FishermanTim
03-25-2009, 05:06 PM
That's like watching a skin-flick and being bothered that the plot doesn't make sense.
(That's what earplugs are made for!)

tynan19
03-25-2009, 09:17 PM
:grins:Next time.

Fishpart
03-26-2009, 09:16 AM
Maybe she was checking to see if you wanted to MAKE MORE..

Swimmer
03-26-2009, 10:51 AM
Great comments guys.................:rotflmao:Where were you, Hooters?


I have always had a problem with someone dancing that close to you that you can't touch, and you pay for it. You go home and your wife is in the other bedroom sound asleep with those "don't think your touching me nighty on". Now your really screwed.

eastendlu
03-26-2009, 02:51 PM
So thats what you do on your Birthday.:cheers2:

The Dad Fisherman
03-26-2009, 05:05 PM
Could be worse........







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Tagger
03-28-2009, 05:10 PM
Was that your birthday lap dance ? What you expect your candle blown out ? .. They didn't do lap dances when I went to those places (combat zone) .. You act up the bouncers beat the hell out of you with the strippers yelling ,,"Hit Him" !!!!!! ... you got off easy ..

ThrowingTimber
03-29-2009, 09:22 AM
:hihi::lama:

MAC
03-30-2009, 06:39 PM
Was that your birthday lap dance ? What you expect your candle blown out ? .. They didn't do lap dances when I went to those places (combat zone) .. You act up the bouncers beat the hell out of you with the strippers yelling ,,"Hit Him" !!!!!! ... you got off easy ..



:laugha: I remember those days

Crafty Angler
03-30-2009, 09:50 PM
Ahhhh...the Combat Zone.....:smokin:

Yes, those were the days, my friend...:uhuh:

Joe
03-31-2009, 09:00 AM
A bad lap dance....jeez...you'd think in this economy the bad lap-dancers would have been layed off by now.

JohnnyD
03-31-2009, 09:18 AM
One time I made the mistake of going to the strip club that had their Wednesday afternoon squad working. They must've all been in their mid to late-thirties. You could see the cesarean scars from across the room.

cableguy
04-04-2009, 10:44 PM
You could see the cesarean scars from across the room.

:laugha::yak6: