damned racoons busted through the basement window last night. they trashed the place. must have been trying to get at all the mackeral in the freezer. what a mess. i'm setting up an ambush for tonight. they will pay

I thought the worst from the title!!!
Git those 'lil fockers Paul!!!!:nailem:

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Yup, there would definitely be some dead varmints after that.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think...

so i'm cleaning up the mess and i hear him up on a shelf in a tote. i open up the door and give him a little scare and hope he makes a hasty retreat. no go. my wife is freaking out. he's had his chance, now it's on. i go at him w/ a 2 by 4. well he aint dead but he sure knows he's been in a fight. he's gone and the basement looks like a bomb went off.

varmint

They broke into the Cape House one winter. Every thing that could be knocked on the floor was on the floor. They opened a can of yellow paint and tracked that over all the furniture and bedspreads. And as a final insult ate the ex-lax in the medicine cabinet and hosed the place....:err:

Hey go easy on him. Thats my fishing partner. He was just trying to ho some plugs.

Hey, that looks "Ranger Rick" the raccoon that tried to take up residence in my boat. Took pepper spray to chase him off. Never saw him after that. Good luck with it, and hopefully he doesn't come back.

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He was still in the basement, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh!

get a havahart trap and play nice. please...

varmint

I see you says the racoon....

they work in teams and work together, no way there's just one.

a lobster trap could work, and that would be humane, till you try out the new 'Rocky Racoon' lobsterbait. :gorez: :skulz: