What do you weat under your wetsuits? bathing suit, compression type shorts, biking shorts w/o the padding?

my boxers almost strangled my boys last time out.

I like to wear underamor long sleeve shirt and pants, very lite and helps you get into a damp wetsuit.

What do you weat under your wetsuits? bathing suit, compression type shorts, biking shorts w/o the padding?

my boxers almost strangled my boys last time out.

Bathing suit...speedo in a leopard print.

Bathing suit...speedo in a leopard print.

I actually had one when I was about 12 years old on swim team. Somehow I don't have any pictures. :jump:

Oh god I can only imagine where this thread is going to go!:lurk:

Commando

Bathing suit...speedo in a leopard print.

I'm surprised. I thought you eel guys wore thongs.

I'm surprised. I thought you eel guys wore thongs.

Tried a thong, but the potato kept falling out...

Commando

Probably a bed wetter...

Somehow I don't have any pictures. :jump:

Thank god...and please don't post them here if they turn up...

July 4th is always a good time for re-enactments.

Anything Fishnet or Mesh....it can double for an eel bag if I need it. :jump1:

Tried a thong, but the potato kept falling out...

The potato goes in front....

Nothing. Why bother, just gonna get soaked anyway.

Never fished in one. When I did scuba diving we wore bathing suits under.

latest is this stuff
http://www.rashguardshirtco.com/page/R/CTGY/mensrash

comes in tops , bottoms etc. I think there are many different companies who make similar. Search for rashguard

The potato goes in front....

:rotflmao:

Getting old enough now to just tuck the boys into my neoprene socks.

DZ

cannot type...laughing so hard!

Aquaman underoos, I thinks it helps with "talking to the fishes".

Getting old enough now to just tuck the boys into my neoprene socks.

DZ


:laugha::laugha::laugha:

NOTHING!!!
If you wear anything you run a higher risk of rubbing your grundle or other body part raw. It can work negatively to keep you wet and cold. Plus it is something else to have to wash RockStar urine out of.

I heard some of you guys like silk lingerie, but I prefer a rash guard top and either cycling shorts or board shorts. They make it easier to get the wetsuit on and prevent wetsuit rash.

NOTHING!!!
Plus it is something else to have to wash RockStar urine out of.

We have another bedwetter here :doh:

Intentionally pissing yourself is just wrong, man...

We have another bedwetter here :doh:

Intentionally pissing yourself is just wrong, man...

In chest high water, nothing's worse than having waders on and nowhere to go in order to drop them down and take a leak. The sweet release whenever the urge presents far outweighs your scornful, disapproving looks.:spin:

In chest high water, nothing's worse than having waders on and nowhere to go in order to drop them down and take a leak. The sweet release whenever the urge presents far outweighs your scornful, disapproving looks.:spin:

That's three bedwetters we have now...you guys should contact JohnR and get your own forum...:behead: You can call it the irritable bowels forum...companion forum to the Grumpy Farts...:lama:

Is Cameron Diaz underwear appropriate?

Is Cameron Diaz underwear appropriate?

If you can prove she wore them, I'll give you my entire plug collection for them...:love:

I'll throw in a dozen eels too.

Remember the "road trip" mantra: "Make sure you go the bathroom before we leave, because we aren't stopping 'till we get there!"

I've only had to "drop trow' 2 times within the past 10 years when wading. I always make sure that "both tanks" are emptied before I head out so that unless I've had a couple glasses of water :gu:or a bowl of 4 alarm chili:eek:, there's no reason to stop.

Thanks for painting a disturbingly vivid picture in my mind, I've gone to sleep with happier thoughts.:laughs:

Is Cameron Diaz underwear appropriate?

I doubt they would fit! :bl:

:rotflmao:

Hey Dennis, you need one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI

Getting old enough now to just tuck the boys into my neoprene socks.

DZ

In chest high water, nothing's worse than having waders on and nowhere to go in order to drop them down and take a leak. The sweet release whenever the urge presents far outweighs your scornful, disapproving looks.:spin:

Back in the 70s I fished with a couple of guys who use to, ahem, toke up before they fished. One of them had very leaky waders and regularly pissed in them. He said it washed out eventually. He caught a 51# bass in the surf at Deep Hole one night with 4 to 6 foot rollers. The fish actually towed him around for a little bit as he was pretty short.
He quit fishing that night and never went back. Claimed he could never top it.

[QUOTE=tobias;697435]:rotflmao:

Hey Dennis, you need one of these:]


Good one Andy. Glad some of you have a good sense of humor.

DZ

underarmour does the trick for me..

Anything 100 % polyster. Pants and top. Underarmour or anything similar. Very thin and will keep you warm when wet. Tried going natural last year and after a long walk I was rashed up.

Warren - what about the Spidey Shorts?

Funny thread - great :rotflmao:

im an under armour guys myself.. shorts and shirt until it gets warmer then just the shorts.........

I also am a wetsuit wetter. Love it

Oh yeah bed wetter too Mike. Vic gave me a good tip just wear the suit into the shower and rinse it out.

UDT Shorts

boxer briefs (bottom) holds the potato right in place and a rash guard (top) Check the clearence rack at marshalls, and tj max type stores they put rash guards on the clearence racks for like 4-5$ at times. So if you have to go with your wife or gf take a look. If theyre there I usually try and pickup whichever ones they have in my size. Theyre not super fancy or anything just simple rash guards but the price is right :bounce:

Dennis, that was halarious!! have you tried socks with cups? Maybe you can fashion some sort of chin strap to the sides of your socks??

nothing works best for me wetting your self in a wet suit is no different then peeing in the bath tub!:bgi:

I doubt they would fit! :bl:

I think he plans to wear them on his head with the right spot pulled over his nose! :)

I wear Mysterioso M-Tech under my wetsuit.

:btu: for this thread, had me lauhging out loud.

Well considering urine is sterile... I've got no problem letting it flow it the wetsuit. I go comando...

Too funny. Polypro shorts and tee would be the way to go. Back when I was scuba diving we'd go when we had to. No holding back.

Standing on the beach at Cutty after the swim in I had to go. I look at Vic and asked him if he would still go in the suit on the beach. He looks at me and says going now. I laughed out loud and followed suit. Went for a quick flush after that.

I can't believe you guys wear underwear under your suits!! That's a recipe for diaper rash, crotch rot and serious chaffage! Gotta go naked and NO I don't piss in my wetsuit... mine zippers down the front. :wavey:

I can't believe you guys wear underwear under your suits!! That's a recipe for diaper rash, crotch rot and serious chaffage! Gotta go naked and NO I don't piss in my wetsuit... mine zippers down the front. :wavey:

Dave,
Your dead wrong on this one. Don't worry. I have picked out a nice pair for you. :love:

Vic gave me a good tip just wear the suit into the shower and rinse it out.

This is exactly what I do. An outdoor shower is perfect for it.

I kinda like the way my nakedness feels against neoprene. A couple of weeks ago as I was about to walk in the water wearing my wetsuit, an elderly lady says to me " you don't pee in those, do you ? ". I reply, " lady in a couple of years I will be peeing in my diapers so whats the difference" . . . . she left me alone.

A couple of weeks ago as I was about to walk in the water wearing my wetsuit, an elderly lady says to me " you don't pee in those, do you ? ". I reply, " lady in a couple of years I will be peeing in my diapers so whats the difference" . . . . she left me alone.

This saddens and makes me laugh at the same time.

Saddens, because I'm sure you actually said that to an old woman.

Laughter, because in a few years I'll be wheeling you and Sweetwater onto the beach in your wheelchairs to catch schoolies while you complain about "the damn kids these days."

probably bobberfishing at cliff pond wearing sandals with black knee high socks and plaid shorts or maybe in sweetwaters case no pants. :eek:

probably bobberfishing at cliff pond wearing sandals with black knee high socks and plaid shorts or maybe in sweetwaters case no pants. :eek:

:rotf3:

It's like you're looking into a crystalball.

Dave,
Your dead wrong on this one. Don't worry. I have picked out a nice pair for you. :love:

Believe me, I'm not wrong, at least for me. Even a wet pair of shorts can give me a good chaffe. Neoprene doesn't bother me at all. :yak4:

Now I know why you said you were cold at Cutty... you had wet fabric s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g the warmth out of you. :angel:

If you're going to wear clothes under your suit, why wear a wetsuit at all? :jester:

I secretly rock the mankini :happy:

Vic, no wonder you kept getting dressed inside.
The clerk at the dive shop told me they wear wool socks in their dive booties to keep the warmth in. I was fine on Cutty 55 degrees at night with 100% polyster pants no underwear to bunch up. I only wore my bottoms of the farmer john. On top I had a Spider Ski wear thermal polyster top and a dry top. These fabrics will keep you warm even when wet. It is all I wear in the winter for snowmobiling. Very light whicks sweat and keeps you warm when wet.

i dress up like ray lewis and walk around yelling "We must protect this house!"

works for me

Believe me, I'm not wrong, at least for me. Even a wet pair of shorts can give me a good chaffe. Neoprene doesn't bother me at all. :yak4:

Now I know why you said you were cold at Cutty... you had wet fabric s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g the warmth out of you. :angel:

If you're going to wear clothes under your suit, why wear a wetsuit at all? :jester:

Just my opinion here. I do the under armor spandex shorts and shirt, no problems. I had an issue with armpit chaffage wearing nothing. Isn't that why they make those rash guard for the surfers necks... to have an extra layer to prevent rashes. It's also easier to just whip your suit off and not have to worry about flashing your fishing buddies. :hee:

How about a compromise? Maybe the StadiumPal?

http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stadpalafd.jpg

http://www.stadiumpal.com/

dont forget some non-scented diaper rash creme... put it on all the "hinges"... arm pits, elbows, knees... What a difference

great bump. This thread was hilarious.

Getting old enough now to just tuck the boys into my neoprene socks.

DZ


Damn Dennis LoL, I might use that as my sig :rotf2:

I wear a custom fabricated bikini bottom I made of duct tape. The removal process used to hurt until I discovered a "do it yourself" Brazillian bikini wax kit at rite aid. Its only mildly uncomfortable until the rash clears up. But I dont wear wet suit.