It's "talk like a pirate day":smash:

I'll be hornswaggled, the scurvy lot of you

Arrrrgh! Pass me that swashbuckle ye matey or the good folks at S-B will not be seein' the likes of you again!! Arrrrgghhh! (Now try saying it with a pirates voice!)

Did you hear about the new Pirate movie coming out?














































It's rated Arrrrrgh!

I heard pirates charge a buck an ear for ear piercing ;)
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avast me hardies ...roll out the Barrels a rum

A pirate walks into a bar with a Steering wheel down his Pants.

Bartender Says "Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

Pirate Says "Arrrgghhh, It Driving me Nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with Paper Towels on his head.

Bartender Says "Hey, do you know you have paper towels on your head?"

Pirate Says ....wait for it....






"Arrrgghhh, I gots a Bounty on me Head"





See they can be worse

How does a pirate greet a prostitute? Yo Ho.

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my b#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' head!"