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Fly Rod
10-13-2009, 07:34 PM
'One man with courage makes a majority.'- Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'- Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.'- Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'- John F. Kennedy


...and from today's Genius Democrats...



'It depends what your definition of 'IS' is?''- Bill Clinton

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac are not in crisis.
- Barney Frank (fall 2003)

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.'- Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'- John Edwards

'I invented the Internet.'- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.'- Joe Biden

' America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.'- Barack Obama without teleprompter

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.- Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'- Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'- Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)


HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR GREAT COUNTRY?

Joe
10-13-2009, 08:14 PM
Well, ahh....just ahh....let me say this about that. I...ahhh...have..to...check..with...my...ahh..secr etary, Mrs Lincoln. Ahh....I've...ahh...got..ahh....1-o'clock meeting at the Carlton with Miss Mansfeild, then a 4 o'clock with Miss Monroe.
Now, I'm not saying that I'm...ahh...planning to sleep with every attractive woman in ahh..Hollywood, but this is a stahht. And..ahh....that's what we're going to do today....try.

spence
10-13-2009, 10:37 PM
Threads like this make me fear for the future of our country.

-spence

The Dad Fisherman
10-14-2009, 05:46 AM
I think the Biden quote is awesome....:kewl:

fishbones
10-14-2009, 08:50 AM
Threads like this make me fear for the future of our country.

-spence

Yeah, some of these politicians are downright frightening.

RIROCKHOUND
10-14-2009, 08:57 AM
Yeah, and we couldn't possibly find a stupid, hypocritical quote from a republican....

JohnnyD
10-14-2009, 11:24 AM
'One man with courage makes a majority.'- Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.'- Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.'- Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.'- John F. Kennedy


...and from today's Genius Democrats...



'It depends what your definition of 'IS' is?''- Bill Clinton

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac are not in crisis.
- Barney Frank (fall 2003)

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.'- Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'- John Edwards

'I invented the Internet.'- Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.'- Joe Biden

' America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.'- Barack Obama without teleprompter

'I have campaigned in all 57 states.- Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

'Paying taxes is voluntary.'- Sen. Harry Reid

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.'- Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998)


HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR GREAT COUNTRY?

This post could be made at any time, regardless of who's in office.

RIJIMMY
10-14-2009, 11:24 AM
why is it that liberals have no sense of humor?

scottw
10-14-2009, 11:51 AM
why is it that liberals have no sense of humor?

it's a product of knowing that you are wrong on just about every issue and unable to admit the failure of your world view...makes one a bit prickly and quick to lash out :rotf2:

forgot Harry Reid..."the surge has failed and the war is lost"

Michelle..."America is a downright mean country" and "for the first time in my adult life I'm proud of my country"

Bill Clinton.... " we could give you a tax cut but you might not spend it the right way"

Obama..."if a kid comes into the emergency room with asthma...ahhh and...(teleprompter failure)...wait....ahhh...and you give him a BREATHALYZER......no....wait...ahhhh.....ahhhh...."

JohnnyD
10-14-2009, 12:19 PM
it's a product of knowing that you are wrong on just about every issue and unable to admit the failure of your world view...makes one a bit prickly and quick to lash out :rotf2:

forgot Harry Reid..."the surge has failed and the war is lost"

Michelle..."America is a downright mean country" and "for the first time in my adult life I'm proud of my country"

Bill Clinton.... " we could give you a tax cut but you might not spend it the right way"

Obama..."if a kid comes into the emergency room with asthma...ahhh and...(teleprompter failure)...wait....ahhh...and you give him a BREATHALYZER......no....wait...ahhhh.....ahhhh...."

Like I said, can be done with any politician.

fishbones
10-14-2009, 12:24 PM
It's unfortunate, but 99% of the liberals give the rest a bad name.:)

RIROCKHOUND
10-14-2009, 12:28 PM
I have a great sense of humor, hell I'd even fish with you again if you leave the fiberglass jetty, but this was posted to be some kind of 'then vs now trend'. Much different than the TP/Toilet seat jokes...

buckman
10-14-2009, 12:36 PM
Well there's no doubt, they don't make real men like Ronald Reagan anymore.

JohnnyD
10-14-2009, 12:58 PM
Well there's no doubt, they don't make real men like Ronald Reagan anymore.

Guess that would include you too.

scottw
10-14-2009, 01:12 PM
Guess that would include you too.

see....prickly and quick to lash out :rotf2:

JohnnyD
10-14-2009, 01:38 PM
see....prickly and quick to lash out :rotf2:
I'm held accountable for any blanket statements I make. Why shouldn't he?

RIJIMMY
10-14-2009, 02:30 PM
Anyone for tennis? wouldnt that be nice.

buckman
10-15-2009, 05:40 AM
Guess that would include you too.

It's go time JD, Bring both of you.:rotf2:

JohnnyD
10-15-2009, 09:29 AM
It's go time JD, Bring both of you.:rotf2:

:cheers:

Your words, not my.:devil2:

Joe
10-15-2009, 04:53 PM
When Reagan was head of the Screen Actors Guild, he ratted out members of his own union to the House Un-American Activities Committee as suspected communists. Most had never done anything subversive whatsoever, but they were confirmed Jews.

Raider Ronnie
10-15-2009, 08:40 PM
Anyone for tennis? wouldnt that be nice.



Women's tennis could be good !

Bocephus
10-16-2009, 03:17 PM
no wonder the world powers laugh at us.