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eelskimmer
10-14-2009, 04:38 PM
I don't think I have read so much crap on this
site as I have today. Youse young farts don't
know %$%$%$%$ about the Fall run of SB. As for that
nut case who thinks big bass are carrying eggs
now--he should read just a little on SB spawning
cycles. Or maybe not-- a little knowledge is
a dangerout thing. The best, the most abundant,
the most fruitful time to fish for big cows is now--
for the next two weeks. Anywhere that big cows
have been taken in the past will light up for the
next two weeks. If I hear any more crapola from
the grouse group I will personally rip off your head
and spit in the hole. And that is a promise.
Eels now, eels past, eels forever!!!!

niko
10-14-2009, 04:42 PM
it's always good to hear from skimmer

FishermanTim
10-14-2009, 04:49 PM
The only fall runs that are over are those caused by too much beer at Octoberfest:rotf2:

Slingah
10-14-2009, 04:51 PM
:rotf2:
like Mama used to say...." listen to your elders "
:rotf2:

BEETLE
10-14-2009, 05:07 PM
hey you old fart you smell like an old eel too. :rotf2:

You need to get a new job... I can see you are bored in the afternoons.

You fishing the MS challenge this weekend?

BigFish
10-14-2009, 05:42 PM
Sorry John.....but its wood for the big guy!:uhuh:

nightfighter
10-14-2009, 06:01 PM
Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of internet fishing.








Gotta say, the mention of keeping egg laden cows before they had spawned had me scratching my head..... If they haven't spawned yet, they aren't going to this year, I believe...

tynan19
10-14-2009, 06:54 PM
I am confused this isn't the pleasant JP that I know? I like the new/old one.

tattoobob
10-14-2009, 07:19 PM
I will be fishing till the Thanksgiving weekend, It's far from over

Needle fish at night, tins at dawn, and Eels mixed in

Slipknot
10-14-2009, 08:03 PM
You tell em Johnny

:smash:


LMAO

fish4striper
10-14-2009, 08:24 PM
haha John, you tell em

BasicPatrick
10-14-2009, 08:28 PM
Sir yes sir...I love it when you get all firm and stuff...

Johnny/Beetle and others...MSBA is fielding a team this weekend at the MS Surf Fishing Club challenge and we have submitted our membership list so just weigh em in boys...Sen'or Bobbike and I will once again join the incredible John R for our annual sojourn in the wind and rain!!!!!

Chris in Mass
10-14-2009, 09:50 PM
OK, "It's not over Johnny"

davisd
10-14-2009, 10:03 PM
:biglaugh: Watch out for Eelskimmer or will you get wacked with a big snake. How ya been Eelskimmer??

JohnR
10-15-2009, 07:04 AM
Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of internet fishing.

Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of fishing.

Corrections were necessary

Clammer
10-15-2009, 07:59 AM
GREAT POST >ABOUT F $%^&*() TIME ><><<:fury:

ProfessorM
10-15-2009, 08:05 AM
go John, go.

Raven
10-15-2009, 09:02 AM
awesome

Crafty Angler
10-15-2009, 09:34 AM
....Eels now, eels past, eels forever!!!!

:cheers2:

Although I wish to hell you would just quit beating around the bush and tell 'em what you really think...:laughs:

eelskimmer
10-15-2009, 10:43 AM
I would like to relply to each and every response
above but let me just start with two.

Clammer, it is spelt F #$%^&*() and the word
comes from the German "esfenken" meaning to
"esfenken it". Please observe some decorum.

Crafty, you are old enough to know I only
speak with forked tongue. And that's the truff.

Furthermore, for the rest of youse bums "esfenken it."

The Dad Fisherman
10-15-2009, 10:44 AM
Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of fishing.


Back when the Limit was One plesiosaur per day at 28 feet

BassDawg
10-15-2009, 10:46 AM
GO, Johnny, GO-gogo!!
:btu: :btu: :btu: :btu:

didjya sign me up, Boss??
i actually hope to LAND sumthin' this year!!
:fishin: :fishin: :fishin:

btw,,,,,,,,,after visiting Sarge at Quonny B&T
on Weds, he will NOT be doing the all-nighter/chili/coffee
tradition again this year,,,,,,,,,,said something about toggin'!!
it'll still be me first stop on Fri for sum beeeefy eeeeeeeeels and
a fine place to start the MS Challenge~~~good luck to ALL and thanks to WKPG Surfcasters for throwing such a great Tourney and event,,,,,,,sea ya soon wit sum weight, Charlie, i hope??!!?

FishermanTim
10-15-2009, 10:59 AM
I would like to relply to each and every response
above but let me just start with two.

Clammer, it is spelt F #$%^&*() and the word
comes from the German "esfenken" meaning to
"esfenken it". Please observe some decorum...."

and furthermore, the current usage is derived as an acronym for adulterers back in puritan times. It is derived from the charge:
for unlawful carnal knowledge. If you were "esfenken"ing another man's wife or an unmarried woman, you were put into the stockade with the accompying charge, shortened to just the first letters, thus our current word: FU**.
I learned that little jewel in catholic high school.
The Franciscan Brothers weren't that bad afetr all.

Karl F
10-15-2009, 11:15 AM
Thank You...Please keep chiming in as needed...

JohnR
10-15-2009, 11:23 AM
Clammer, it is spelt F #$%^&*() and the word
comes from the German "esfenken" meaning to
"esfenken it". Please observe some decorum.

Common misconception. You're mixing up fenken, ficken, and fuchen.

UpGeFucht

Crafty Angler
10-15-2009, 12:58 PM
Common misconception. You're mixing up fenken, ficken, and fuchen.

UpGeFucht

You are correct, Cap

When you think about it, it seems to me there are few people who know the difference between a firken, a merkin and a half-kildirken anymore, either...:smokin:

I dunno, I suppose it just comes with age and experience in life...:rotflmao:...:rotflmao:...:rotflmao:

piemma
10-15-2009, 01:50 PM
GREAT POST >ABOUT F $%^&*() TIME ><><<:fury:

I second Clammers remarks. 'bout time someone stuck up for us old bas&^6tds. I will be able to collect SSI in 6 days :love::rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

CaptMike
10-15-2009, 03:51 PM
I will be fishing till the Thanksgiving weekend, It's far from over

Needle fish at night, tins at dawn, and Eels mixed in

I'll definitely be fishing til thanksgiving weekend. Do you other cape guys start to concentrate on saltpond type places or still in the big water? My experience has usually been that estuaries and little cove type places fish well in november, at least on the lower cape.

Clammer
10-15-2009, 05:04 PM
Call it f $%^&*(in . frekin , efkeirn ...But I still get paid for....

piemma
10-16-2009, 03:07 AM
Call it f $%^&*(in . frekin , efkeirn ...But I still :

You may have just earned your way into Hell with that post.....

Clammer
10-16-2009, 10:31 AM
WOW >the whole post is gone ///that,s been a while <><><><:grins:

JohnR
10-16-2009, 10:36 AM
WOW >the whole post is gone ///that,s been a while <><><><:grins:


Its been a while since you #%%^@^@ like that :devil2: :rotf2: :eek5:

MarshCappa
10-16-2009, 11:03 AM
Thanks Skimmer I needed this thread big time!

eelskimmer
10-16-2009, 11:25 AM
How can you edit Clammer when you
just used three dirty words in a row,
and then capped it off with a hossanah.

"Upgefucht"

JohnR
10-16-2009, 12:04 PM
How can you edit Clammer when you
just used three dirty words in a row,
and then capped it off with a hossanah.

"Upgefucht"


Because it was a diddy :rotf2: - that may have been the 4th or 5th Clammer edited in 8 years - that's saying something :eek5:

JFigliuolo
10-16-2009, 12:07 PM
Just glad I finally got a peak at something BEFORE it gets smoked...:devil2:

piemma
10-16-2009, 02:52 PM
Just glad I finally got a peak at something BEFORE it gets smoked...:devil2:

Me too. But I still say he's going to Hell for that post!

BEETLE
10-16-2009, 03:26 PM
Bass fisherman Hell - Nothing to be caught but *@%#$$@^ 3 to 6 pound *@#&#%$@ blOoFisH,,, :smash:

Clammer
10-16-2009, 04:19 PM
I deserved it ;

But PLEASE Beetle / not Bloofish hell ><><<:fishin:

Must have missed my meds / or the cold N/E weather is F $%^&*( up my fishing }

Crafty Angler
10-16-2009, 08:36 PM
Me too. But I still say he's going to Hell for that post!

I dunno, Paul - looks like the good Captain might've showed him the error of his ways and he's repented

But it's still gonna net him some hard time in Purgatory...:hihi:

Hey, what was that story about the good shepherd returning the lost sheep to the fold?

Nah, forget it - you probably don't wanna mention sheep in front of Clammer either...:laughs:

piemma
10-17-2009, 10:50 AM
I dunno, Paul - looks like the good Captain might've showed him the error of his ways and he's repented


Nah, forget it - you probably don't wanna mention sheep in front of Clammer either...:laughs:

You are killin' me:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2::rotf2: