View Full Version : Tigaer woods changing his name


Saltheart
12-08-2009, 09:29 PM
Just heard the big news about tiger woods changing his name. He thinks a different big cat is more appropriate rather than the tiger.. His new name will be........



























Cheatah Woods. :)

PRBuzz
12-08-2009, 09:54 PM
He may need the speed of a cheetah to keep up with his (former) wife:

Elin Nordegren: Smarter than we thought? According to NBC London, Tiger Woods' beleaguered wife purchased a $2.5 million home in Sweden in negotiations that began "two months ago," apparently in her own name and that of her twin sister. Could it be that Elin discovered her husband's (alleged!) philandering ways long before anyone thought she did?

As we all learned in Beowulf, you don't mess with Nordic women. They will kick your ass in every conceivable way.

BigFish
12-09-2009, 06:20 AM
Mush!:smash:

Raven
12-09-2009, 07:21 AM
just became allot Richer :grins:

Tigers gonna have to buy a private Jet now
just to visit the kids....

Cheata JET

prolly have a hot tub in it for the BABES :btu:

PRBuzz
12-09-2009, 07:57 AM
prolly have a hot tub in it for the BABES :btu:

They like saunas in Scandinavia, bake for a while then jump into the frigid fjords. Try it, you'll like it (I have).
Experience the real meaning of vodka on the rocks.

wrench
12-09-2009, 07:59 AM
I think he should change his name to "Woody Cheata" :jump1: