I'm kinda new around here and want to know how to

brush your teeth
wipe your tushy
blow your nose

if you touch worms, is it true that you'll get cooties?

and who is this BM guy?

what are plugs?

some weird drunk guy dressed in a trenchcoat named habs flashed his needlefish to me. is that a come-on?

what's a floater?

Oh, just kidding, heh heh.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I NEVER ASK THEM KIND OF QUESTIONS, YOU MORON- I ASK FISHING QUESTIONS CAUSE I AM NEW TO THE SPORT AND I LOVE FISHING.

I KNOW HOW TO BLOW MY NOSE- BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX A BUSTED NOSE???


JOHN, YOU SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT-------WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, THIS IS UNREAL


WHAT AN IDIOT!

Sorry everyone else...

is it okay to fish with girls?

will i go blind?

maybe you will , pal- not me.............:D :D :D

get a life, weirdo.

what's the difference between plastic and rubber?

can you make lures from vinyl instead?

what about kryptonite?

i know who this is


it's stripedbassguy, i know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


leave me alone, please

plastic is for ******* and rubba keeps you safe from them:).

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!

:D

why the heck am i the one to be picked on tonight? i'm pretty pissed off.

JOHNR- I KNOW YOU ARE ONLINE, ARE YOU GOING TO JUST SIT THERE????????????????????????????????????????


this isn't funny

will my mommy let me get a tatoo?

i heard of a condition called bloo balls, what's that?

and just how do you master a bass?

or are these naughty questions?

this isn't funny

honestly - I'm laughing my ballz off here. Appropriate? probably not, semi juvenile? yep, funny? laughin my tail off...

No, it's not stripedbassguy - this guy did absolutely nothing to hide who he is :D

is johnr going to spank me?

how long will i get grounded?

will it be tough for me to go fishing if i'm grounded?

is it fun watching snow melt?

I'm with you John, laughing my F'ing balls off, good laugh riot tonight.

if you laugh your balls off, where will they go?

how will you replace them?

won't your wife be mad that you mis-placed them?

where can you buy a set of new balls?

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

I'm married for 22 years, balls have long since been removed, figure of speach, but then ago so are many things we say in life. Smoke over glitter, does it mean that or does it mean light one up at the disco?

My god how I love a good troll.

Kinda makes ya nostalgic for our old WMI days, eh, John?

Shades of good ol' Dougie Do-Right. A veritable trained seal, ya tossed him a herring and he barked :D

where can you buy a set of new balls? I don't know if you can buy 'em but you can probably download them off the Internet, J/K, Lol :D

Mike - not quite the good old days but this is a good troll :laughs:

the cucumber and nuts are detachable right after you get married the day after the "HONEYMOON" to be exact . this way when you go out ie: bar hopping , hooters or fishing you detach them and leave them at home . Keeps them safe and you out of trouble .
When you laugh hard enough they detach and roll down to your over stretched socks . As not to land on the floor and get squished . Then she would be mad .
As far as bloo balls ........................never mind . I dont know her !

Gee Guys this is great...
in my best animal House voice:D
classic.................
! give it 10 pikes up:laughs:

GS how much $$ was it to have your balls removed??:behead:

Removal is cheap, gettin em back usually costs 1/2 your savings, at least one car and a house with everything in it except fishing rods..........

Originally posted by Scotch Bonnet
GS how much $$ was it to have your balls removed??:behead:

Money? Once your married, they do it for free:(.

GS Me needs to come over But the Baby is sick.
so im up in the air

Originally posted by Fishpart
Removal is cheap, gettin em back usually costs 1/2 your savings, at least one car and a house with everything in it except fishing rods..........

That's about right. The payment book for the car left behind usually accompanies you, too ;)

I guess no one wanted to watch the bruins===============except GOOSE///////////////

okay, you are all loosers if you find this funny- go do something.

Your right, this isn't funny, it's f'ing hysterical. I've wet myself, spilled perfectly good BEAR and now I'm out an have to go get more:(.

i thought i had friends here, i guess not.

I am a looser I am a looser !!! dude lighten the ^%$^ up its friday !

Get a crip SS, this has absolutely nothing to do with you, trust me on that. This is about a bunch of guys with cabin fever, drinking some beer and passing gass.

What GS said, if it were say May or June you couldn't find anyone here

and......there wouldn't be much drinking those rocks are dangerous.......

i understand, but why use my name?

leave me alone- please!

i am a 16 y/o Kid- sure i have ALOT of questions. i'm sorry okay?

i wont lighten up- i'm being made fun of here like an idiot, this is aggonizing.


SURE- THIS IS FUNNY TO AN EXTENT, TO YOU ALL- BUT NOT FOR ME, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT---THAT'S WHY I HATE THE INTERNET.....
SO,

SSY

WILL YOU PLZ LEAVE ME THE "F" ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IDIOT

http://home.attbi.com/~dstratrap/davesouth.wav (http://)

SSX - may you reap what you sow.

http://home.attbi.com/~dstratrap/davesouth.wav

I thought this was about having balls . No ?

Too frigging funny:happy: :laughs: :D

I love to phart

BM, you keep talking about balls- you are scaring me.

Ive smelled your farts before , nothing s[pecial . Got wipes ?

SSX-

PM me your address.

I'll mail ya a great book on surfcasting/fishing. If you read it and learn from it, you should be in good shape this Spring.

SSY

Habs can Phart, Man He stinks
http://home.attbi.com/~dstratrap/chumby2002_0810_232159AA.jpg

Next time a skunk dies in the pool I'm saving it for someone...:D

thank You.
wonder where this site will rank By tomorrow morn:D

SSY-
I would take you up on that offer but i know you are kidding

Originally posted by BM
thank You.
wonder where this site will rank By tomorrow morn:D

We could always soak a Nautil in a bucket of water and start a Nautil vs Van Steal war.

SSX-

I am dead serious, and everyone here who knows me I will make good on the offer. But you have to promise-that you'll read it and learn from it. Many of the questions you have can be answered from this book!

pm me your addy, and I'll send it out priority mail tomorrow.

Relax- I won't bite.

-SSY

that puts a new meaning into breathable waders!

SSY,
why would you want to send me a book after you just degraded me to the point that i may get booted off this forum? what was your point?

and who are you -REALLY ?

answer me and i will give you my addy-----you really made me "sad" tonight- sending me a book is the least you could do :D

Originally posted by Striper SniperX
SSY-
I would take you up on that offer but i know you are kidding

He's not kidding really. He is honorable and means well.
Take the book.

Take the book.

what else comes with the book? a pipe bomb? anthrax ?

email me- SSY
stripersniperxlt@aol.com

so i know your email addy- then you can have my "addy"

can you send me the book ? my golf game isnt what it used to be .

READ the book

SSX-

I'm sorry you feel that way. I meant only to jest - maybe give you a taste of what you are doing to other people here - but not hurt your feelings.

Tell ya what, I'll reveal my name when I send you the book. Promise. PM me your addy, you have nothing to lose. Or I can mail the book to JohnR and he can mail it to you, whatever you are comfortable with.

Just promise me and everyone else here that you read it!

-WW ooops I mean SSY

or do you want the curtain where Carol Merrill is standing ?

SSX - he will do what he says and for a back assward redneck stuck up financial type, he's a nice guy too . He just gave you some of your own medicine in a very humurous way...

He's totally legit and he's not StripedBassGuy aka Patrick and he's not a jackass...

Oh, and he has done nothing that may or may not get you booted off this forum, all that work has been done by none other than you. In fact, based on all the requests to have you booted, he was one of the few that asks me to forgive a little...

fishweewee- i never did anything to you, i can't belive it is you. :(

okay- check your PMs i guess..........we'll see what happens

What ever happened to Patrick?
He used to make me laugh. Especially when he found his mail order bride...
Ok now I'm going to bed.
Later,
Rick:cool:

maybe he doesnt know Carol . TAKE THE BOOK TAKE THE BOOK . If your 50 yards off the 8th green at palm beach which club do you reach for ?

the paddle?

chris--ya never took the curtain whert Carol was, you always took the box Jay carried down to where Monty was standing ;)

Don't matter--I hit a sand wedge about the same as a driver. Badly.

200! 200! 200! posts and i missed it!!

I was always hoping for plugs or a six pack . besides he was addorable .
Women cant live with em and cant live wit out em .

TWO 201's?

SOMETHING FISHY HERE!

See what happens when you take the wife out for a night on the town. :smash:

You missed a good one Bill, too damn funny for words, Ben you cracked me up last night; however I'm afraid jerks will now cost you double hehe.

Hey GS.

Hows about hooking(me) your favorite S-B member up with a sample of them herring ledgerunnerz ??? :D :D

man that's a dareing question!!!
plz don't atttttaaaackkkk :smash:

Oh man Bob I need some more of those glow-glitter jerks my friends are trying to hog them all from me.

;) :smash:

Well- will somebody please sell me some herring imatiting lures or plastics?or even non herring imatation ones? :D i'm serious..


Mike

Mike-

Do a google search on "herring."

Find a pic of one you think is indigenous to your area, and post it.

Then do a search on saltwater lures, and see which one you think matches the picture in appearance.

What you think?

-WW

wee wee bubba WHAT did you do........ :eek:

Well- will somebody please sell me some herring imatiting lures or plastics?or even non herring imatation ones? i'm serious.. Technically, board ettiquette would have you checking with the boards sponsors that will SELL you something like GS, or MikeCC (who gave you a LONG list yesterday), Tattoo (who really only sells stuff when its made), or #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&, Or Sportsman's Den, or Weeky - you know what I mean? These are the people that help keep the lights on. So instead of asking anyone to sell you stuff - why don't you see what they offer and take it from there.

Yesterday, you got a list of things to simulate herring - what else do you possibly need? I'm really curious here. I'm trying to figure this out - what information have you not gotten yet from one of these people or all the other people that have answered questiosn for you?

John,
i read and wrote down all them lure/plastics told to me, don't worry!

but, about 70% of them i have NO IDEA were to buy them.

alot of lures claim to be like herring or bunker, silver sides- ETC but they don't work for crap, we all know that is true :D

just asking for a few more, sorry.

Like- What size jig-heads, what colors, etc.

Please keep in mind that this is my FIRST season fishing herring, i am 100% new to this- i hardly even know what they look like. so alot of you think my question is stupid and easy- but it's really not for me :(



thanks,
mike

Read every post from the last 2 days remotely related to herring. You will find that you asked this question and you received the answer.

Originally posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
wee wee bubba WHAT did you do........ :eek:


Free weewee, free weewee, free weewee ;):rocketem:

SSX, you can have all the lures in the world and I still dont see you catching a large anytime soon, ya dont have the attention span required to fish.

Around May 1st---PM me and i'll meet you on my beach. You can see what we do ---- and if it helps you --great. I'm serious -- but in the meantime do less posting and more reading of the posts!!!!! Hope to hear from you--but remember--not "til May 1st----and we meet at the beach before Dawn --have your sidearm loaded!!!!! :smash: :cool:

SSX like I posted before, you got money, you can right me a check, include a completed order form (download off my site), or if you can't I'll fax you one or just tell me what you want and I'll give you a total.

www.ledgerunnerbaits.com

Don't know what else you need me to do bud, click the link, printout the order form or send me an email if you have questions about how or what to order.

ssy (why Y???? y chromosome??!!:D :D )

is it okay to fish with girls?

no its not....we are mean and evil and will use your boys for bait!!!!

not to mention...
we cant land our own fish, tie knots ,,,,take fish off the hook,,,bait the hook,,,,pee in the elements or anything else for that matter!!!!!!..........


.........so you wanna go fishin???:D :D :D :D ;) ;)


P.S.....I AM joking.....just in case no body got that!!!!:rolleyes:

Jenn...

SSY would be happy to take up your offer, but he's in internet jail right now. :laughs: :laughs: :smash: :p

Jenn I was about to say let's dust off the gear and fish, because the ice must be gone soon, but then again my boys and I are kinda close:eek:

I C U P Jenn!!!!!

my gear is dusted :)

Jenn I was about to say let's dust off the gear and fish, because the ice must be gone soon, but then again my boys and I are kinda close


.......I can make exceptions if you keep me laughing!!!;) :D