View Full Version : Is the moon full?


Got Stripers
02-21-2003, 09:25 PM
I'm going to look outside, because strange things happening inside.

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 09:26 PM
how can you tell if the moon is full?

if the moon is half full, does that mean you're an optimist?

if the moon is half-empty, does that mean you're a pessimist?

Striper SniperX
02-21-2003, 09:27 PM
your pethetic, you know that- SSY.


if you are trying to make fun of me, at least do it correctly, huh?

Fishpart
02-21-2003, 09:30 PM
half full=too much moon.......

Bill L
02-21-2003, 09:30 PM
arooooooooooo!!!!!

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 09:31 PM
what time is it?

is it time to go to bed?

is it time to read a magazine?

is it time to go fishing?

is it time to count the snowflakes?

should i check my e-mail now?

Got Stripers
02-21-2003, 09:39 PM
I don't know who lies behind the masked Y, but your wit is quick and your typing fast:).

Scotch Bonnet
02-21-2003, 09:40 PM
Time to pop in the Barney tape so the kids calm down.

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 09:41 PM
what exactly is a "jerk?"

is it a noun?

is it an adverb?

how do translate that into russian?

if i go to a russian trawler, will they let me trade "jerks" for sea herring?

Tattoo
02-21-2003, 09:42 PM
Time to pop in the Barney tape so the kids calm down.

Great I just had beer come out my nose. Funniest thing all night.

Clammer
02-21-2003, 09:44 PM
Scotch ======give them two glasses of Jolt @@@@@@@@

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 09:45 PM
i thought mikul was supposed to be spelled michael

why is it misspelled?

do you have a spell-checker?

i know how to spell, do you?

Got Stripers
02-21-2003, 09:49 PM
Tell me mystery guest, if the break goes left to right, but the wind right to left, yet the tide is slack and you have to pee, what do you do?

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 09:51 PM
well, let me see if had to pee

is my bladder half full?

do i have to pee right away?

if there is no bathroom around, can i pee behind a tree?

what if there are no trees?

what if i don't want to pee if there are a lot of fish hooks around?

aren't fish hooks sharp?

JohnR
02-21-2003, 09:51 PM
I'm going to give everyone a time out - I'm getting so many PMs from people pi$$in their pants and laughing their a$$es off that I'm not enjoying this to the fullest possible extent!

Going to the fridge be right back :cheers:

shore manic
02-21-2003, 09:51 PM
R O T F F L M A O

shore manic
02-21-2003, 09:55 PM
what's the name of that brew i bet there's still some around here. microbrew?

Clammer
02-21-2003, 10:01 PM
SSy there is a reason its that way //////

Good thing I like you or I,d have to go south to explain it in person

Why did you get me in this ???????????/





////////////
Good thing I like you or I,d ride south

chris L
02-21-2003, 10:18 PM
my nuts just rolled on to the floor . Ill be right back after I pick them up before they get dusty .

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 10:18 PM
Chris,

Which way did they go? :laughs:

bassmaster
02-21-2003, 10:20 PM
Classic. 10pikes up:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Striper Sniper Y
02-21-2003, 10:22 PM
BM-

I'll take 3 dannies instead for the 3 beachmasters I mailed you.:smash:

chris L
02-21-2003, 10:23 PM
on top old smokey all covered with sauce last time I saw them they were covered in moss .

bassmaster
02-21-2003, 10:24 PM
ok, I got to get My stash Up.
at the rate I loose plugs , there will be no wood left:smash:

Slipknot
02-21-2003, 10:24 PM
Chris, I can't stop laughing here.:laughs: :laughs: my wife thinks I"M nuts.

SSY, you got any of those little version of the cowboy? BM won't lend me one:(

bassmaster
02-21-2003, 10:28 PM
oh shut Up You:smash:
You want a template?
I got to make a couple, Ya rite....

Striper SniperX
02-21-2003, 10:31 PM
okay okay,
you are all pissing yourself and that scares me, maybe i should buy stocks in 'depends' now!

SSY- whoever you are, you must be johns boyfriend cause he seems to enjoy it..........have fun!

bassmaster
02-21-2003, 10:32 PM
pampers are on sale

fishweewee
02-22-2003, 11:05 AM
more plugs...need more plugs

Striper SniperX
02-22-2003, 11:22 AM
nah, i already have enough pampers- but there is a sale on 'depends-for old people' on sale....:smash:


any chance i could get one of them works of art for under $40. ,BM?? even if it's used, rusted and scratched?? :D


mike

fishweewee
02-22-2003, 11:46 AM
SSX - Give BM a break, he has a lot of people begging him for plugs and he's barely able to keep up!

In any event - he's working on making them - but b/c of the cold weather he's had to put off painting them (paint and epoxy don't dry properly in an unheated environment). So...wait and see what happens down the road when he's done with them.

-WW

Striper SniperX
02-22-2003, 11:59 AM
i know he's busy.

but them plugs look so kewl, i want one!! even if it's rusted :D

JohnR
02-22-2003, 12:03 PM
patience. bubbason, you must learn patience - the Big Hulkin' wood slurpin linesiders won't be here for 2.5 MONTHS

DaveS
02-22-2003, 12:23 PM
Maybe for U john, but they'll be chewin in NJ in about 20 days:D

JohnR
02-22-2003, 12:32 PM
Cow bass in 2 weeks? Not dinks or Jersey Keepers but Cow Bass :D ?

DaveS
02-22-2003, 12:41 PM
Not "cows" but decent fish if ya know where to go. I dont see many fish over 25# till around middle of April, but sometimes I find some earlier.

bassmaster
02-22-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by DaveS
Not "cows" but decent fish if ya know where to go. I dont see many fish over 25# till around middle of April, but sometimes I find some earlier.
I hope U are going to call me to go:smash:

DaveS
02-22-2003, 03:42 PM
U gotta suffer some more Dave, MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA:devil:

fishweewee
02-23-2003, 08:26 PM
Is it Spring yet?

-WW

nightfighter
02-23-2003, 08:45 PM
FWW

Like I said, Road Trip!!!!!!! PM me where to search for place to stay. See if BM come too? Make me mental in car for 4-5 hours. Dave S, PM me for real dateline for fish. Chit dat would mean 4-10 hours after round trip:smash:

fishweewee
02-23-2003, 08:47 PM
:smash:

JohnR
02-23-2003, 09:09 PM
THAT would be a site to see, BM & Nightfighter in the same car for 4-5 hours... Let me know guys so I can go someplace sane like Vegas :D

Goose
02-23-2003, 09:13 PM
Make a video, I'll buy one! :D

Got Stripers
02-23-2003, 09:35 PM
Yeah video at 5 and it won't be purty:).

Canalman
02-23-2003, 10:17 PM
[http://www.striped-bass.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=364&dateline=1042157104]

Aren't fish hooks sharp??

Canalman
02-23-2003, 10:18 PM
DOH!

http://www.striped-bass.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=364&dateline=1042157104

Canalman
02-23-2003, 10:19 PM
NEVERMIND!! I thought it might work!