:)

I'm worn out. Got Jolt Cola? :smash:

I think he was waiting for me to get another beer. OK. all set, let the games begin!

Ahh cwap! Sam Winter Lager isn't in the same league as Winter Warmer - I need a Blueberry!

Ok ssy do the finger stretchs and youll catch your second wind . with me now 1 2 3 left 1 2 3 right . ok now 1 2 3 over your head ok now stretch them finger till they feel like their going to fall off . ahhhhhh now doesnt that feel better .

ssY- who are you? you probally wont reveal your identity right away so... how bout a guessing game?
first question to you is- do you have any other names you go by at s-b?

Yes he does - 2 names that I'm aware of :D

Christian -

My last question (promise):

What's in a name? :laughs:

Catfish or redfish, nope neither, he's clueless and fishless.

letters:D im enjoying this now.

"What's in a name? "

Awww jeeze - sound like my HS humanities teacher! Is it a chair or do you CALL it a chair? What is a Chair? What if I labled it a finigan pin?

Did you know...

That the universe as we know it...could be one tiny infinitesimal atom within the fingernail of a humungous beast?

I LOVE Horton hears a WHO

one fish two fish red fish bloo fish !

I think this is one of those Michael-LaToya type of things.
HMMM?
My real question is...who is Chris' alter ego?
HMMM

Do you ever step into the same river twice?

Wine's all gone, now we have some single malt.

Do you ever step into the same river twice?

Precisely :)

okay, i can play this game!

if john allows this, then let me have some fun.

b4

You want to play this game? For keeps? Are you sure about that?

Hey - let's go to his site! http://saltwater-fishing.8k.com/ and register on his message board - he's the expert: http://mikem.proboards14.com/index.cgi

I'll make the first post too

John,
I would love to join everybody in this beer drinking and gas passing excercise, but unfortunately, I have to work very early tomorrow.
Thanks for the fun guys,
Good Luck with Mr. X...Mr. Y
Later,
Rick:o

OK - all set I posted!

Time to pay the piper pal...

I'd register, but anyone who reads it would prolly say I'm really Mike M making it look like someone else was interested in the joint :D

What a flippin' yutz, he has "I do not agree" as the effin' default setting on his reggie page :smash:

OH YEAH JOHN, AND EVERYONE ELSE- -----YEAH, LET'S REAK HAVOC ON MY SITE.......U GUYZ AINT GOT THE BALLZZZ :D

Mike- there is an area for UN-REGISTERED peeps. join- and tell me what you think in there, not here...

BTW- yer insults don't bother me because it's better than anything you could ever do at my age- and with 500 hits, guest book entrys and emails with all good words, i'm happy with it

Let me know when you hit a quarter million posts and I'll be suitably impressed.

awwwwwwwww you don't like it?

okay- i'm going to shut it allllllllllllll down


get real

Those forums dont exist anymore.

im confused isnt the other thread about balls ? Im so confused there are too many threads for me .
Im not an alter ego Im an extavertable , that means I have back bone .

YEAH, LET'S REAK HAVOC ON MY SITE....... You just want your post count to go up :D ... lol, j/k :D :P

So what's this "Saltwater Fishing: The Ultimate Guide" stuff?

If people ask a question, will the others answer it for you?

I'll lay this offer out right now for this time and this time only, if you want help from this site, if you want a good internet fishing relationship with some members here (or at least what is still salvagable as a LOT of members DON'T want to talk to you anymore at all, ever, period), if you want to join and PARTICIPATE in a positive manner, just say the word.

If you want to be a pain in the ass like you've been as often as not, don't be suprised if you are ignored by a lot more than the handfull of people now. Oh and I know its more than BM because they tell me they don't want anything to do with you.

So what's it going to be? Ball is in your court pal..

Oh, and hypathetically speaking, if you decide to screw with this site or hire any of your hacker buddys, I'll find you and report you to more than just your ISP, the local police, and your folks...

Originally posted by JohnR
You just want your post count to go up :D ... lol, j/k :D :P

So what's this "Saltwater Fishing: The Ultimate Guide" stuff?

If people ask a question, will the others answer it for you?

I'll lay this offer out right now for this time and this time only, if you want help from this site, if you want a good internet fishing relationship with some members here (or at least what is still salvagable as a LOT of members DON'T want to talk to you anymore at all, ever, period), if you want to join and PARTICIPATE in a positive manner, just say the word.

If you want to be a pain in the ass like you've been as often as not, don't be suprised if you are ignored by a lot more than the handfull of people now. Oh and I know its more than BM because they tell me they don't want anything to do with you.

So what's it going to be? Ball is in your court pal..

Oh, and hypathetically speaking, if you decide to screw with this site or hire any of your hacker buddys, I'll find you and report you to more than just your ISP, the local police, and your folks...

i don't know what the hell is going on tonight, really- what the hell did i do to deserve all this?

my hacker buddys? what the hell are you talking about dude?????

jesus

i don't care about my site, john.....i don't care!

what is yer problem with me tonight>? email me, don't publicly embarriss me

email me, don't publicly embarriss me

Oh, so it's OK for you to pull all your crap in public, call people asses because they don't respond to YOU, call everyone ELSE a jerk and then hide behind the moniker of a scared 16 year old little kid? Yet if someone says something to you, you are embarrassed and it needs to be taken off line? Do you honestly believe you should recieve a better treatment than what you offer everyone else? Do you believe that you are in the right here and all these other people are wrong? Do you bother to THINK?

Please! that's BS . Take it like a man instead of a baby. You reap what you sow. So what is it? Play ball or be outcast further than you've manage to do? I'm willing to potentially be a friend but in order to be a friend you need to treat me and everyone else here with some semblance of respect which you have NEVER done since day one!

Lotsa stuff you can learn here SSX if ya would just listen a little bit. You got some world class anglers here sharing ideas and techniques, and sometimes jokes too, but take the time to listen and read posts thoroughly before responding. Now I think ya know what ya need to do right? Make it so.

OKAY, EVERYONE FOLLOWING THESE THREADS- PLEASE READ EVERY LINE CAREFULLY ---PLEASE!!!!!!









John, Sorry for being an idiot on your website several times.

BM, sorry for calling you names because you didn't reply- i guess i'm just desperate for herring lures, and i think if i don't learn now i will never learn, i am sorry dude.

Everyone- i know some/most/all of you probably hate me because i am such an intorrible bastered- and i can't help that. i am sorry

now i know alot of you don't want to talk to me, so alot of you don't want to fish with me or be a "friend" and i guess i understand that since i give you such a head ache. but from the bottom of my heart, when i post, i don't realize what i am saying sometimes and it pisses people off- and i am really really sorry- i said this many times, you all know my intentions here are NOT to go thru what we are right now......this is not just BS for you all, but BS for me because i have to explain myself and re-gain your friendship- i guess many of you i can't win over and again- it's my fault. i'm an idiot who post too much, talks to much, ask to much and doesn't read enough- i know :(

if i get the boot, that's what happens- and i will probably never get the chance to meet any of you, i hope i don't get the boot because

i really am a good kid- i am sooooo dedicated and i try my best to fit in here, my humor is differant from most of yours do to the big age gap.....i try my best and obviously i suck at it.

from day 1 i've been an idiot on here and i can't take all that back

so what i ask from you all is a bit of slack, a bit of forgiveness and most of all- that you all know i am sorry for disrupting striped-bass.com because what i would ever do without this site is scary- i wouldn't catch another fish probably, ever.

i love this place and hope we can overpass this bump in the road

i know i am probably the worse member this site has ever had and that really bothers me because i have good intentions it's just everything i do falls apart into crap like this!


if i ever disrespected, insulted or even annoyed any of you- i'm so sorry i can't even explain it........i really want to meet you guys and fish with you all- but stuff like this makes you all think i am a trouble maker, and i'm not.....

enough now- i hope that explains my meaning here in S-B and that you all understand.






mike

you dont plan on catching any 400 # tuna from shore do you ? if not then your not the worst . YET ! just listen to what people have to say and learn from it . And Im sorry dude but there is no age gap . That was in the 60s . Im as old as you are mentally anyway . I still dont know which clubs go into which tube in my bag and those are the most uncomfortable socks Ive ever worn . The dingle balls at the end hurt my toes .

Just try not to cram all there is to know or learn into 37 paragraphs. Don't assume that everyone knows what you are trying to say. And PLEASE, think about what you want to say and what you should really say instead before the stubby fingers hit the little keys!

...And don't expect to be able to appologize once a month and all is forgiven.

I'm going to bed! I just found that the boat I want is back on the market, with the price jacked up another 3K which was 3K more than I could go in the first place

Chris yer a Googan.

I'm an Internet Legend, RedNeck Dreadlock/Mullet wearing Googan :D

U sure are perty in the waiders:D

Im a gorgon !

Bassdisaster-

Check your friggin' e-mail. :laughs:

So, how many BM dannies can I get for $100? :D :smash:

SSX if you use the Lords name in vain again you,ll be one hurtin kid%%%%%%%%%%%%%%


:af: :af: :af: :af: :af:

Originally posted by clamdigger
SSX if you use the Lords name in vain again you,ll be one hurtin kid%%%%%%%%%%%%%%


:af: :af: :af: :af: :af:


what are you talking about, in vain??? when? show me....

if i did, sorry- but i can asure you- i wont be one hurtin kid/////////////////////////////////////////////////////%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% okay, calm down!!!

mike

He apoligized, thats good, I'm done. Takes guts to apologize to people ya dont even know.

SSY / FWW - I did suspend the account for now. It kinda played itself out last night.

SSX - thanks for appologizing. Let's move on (again) and not need to see this anymore.

all i can say is- anyone who wasn't within the bunch of people in here last night, probably wont understand how all of this happened and be "on" me for no reason-

so, people who haven't yet read these crazy threads- read them CAREFULLY before ya attack, please :D


i'm going to do a forum search on herring----okay

Actually, for those that weren't here last night you can probably figure it out. But we don't want a repeat on this....


SSX - check the library too. Get the book called Striped Bass, by Nick Karas (the later edition the better) and you'll see scientific info on the fish, the forage, the spawns, the history, and even some fishing tips.

That's the bible for the fish, not the fishing but definitly for the fish

SSX-

Please PM me your addy to me again (sorry)...SSY got it but he can't access his pm's!

-WW

FWW / SSY / SOB - go ahead and grab the PMs...

Thanks John - all done.

-SOB

:wall: :rocketem: :doh: :kewl:

wow - 978 posts last night - how did that happen?

SSX,

I read the stuff in the forums here.

I was 16 at one time and very smart, and wanted to know all the things worth knowing, and asked the people that knew the things I wanted to know. And Why Cant I get the information I want/Need NOW. So I can move on and get more information about some thing else. I wanted to know now..And oh man that is a funny story, BUT it did not give me the thing I want. And WHY CANT SOME ONE TELL/GIVE ME NOW..

Chill Little brother,

Information is good,
Experience is the key..

When I was just 18 years old I got into the cabin of my first truck(semi rig) and knew it all. I had all the information there was to know. I lived in a farming community in Glen Morre, Pa. and I could drive these things. By the time I was 18 I had 50000 miles of dancing those things all over eastern Pa. and NJ , MD ...

First time I went west with 45000lbs of rolled steel , I knew it all. But the mtn's of eastern Pa have nothing on the rockies.

Time I got down, I had one blown tire two brakes on fire, all brakes smoking,
three chains loose, one chain missing.
I was lucky I made it down alive. But I knew how to do this I had the information .. I had no Experience.

Experience is one key for life.

But the first keys are:

Respect
Restraint
Responsibility


I know the tr#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g story has little to do with fishing. And I should have PM'd
mabye.

I will fish with you this spring, if you want....

regards/ al

stripinline' i'm sure he's a good kid a little green yet.like you said we knew it all then too. hell i'm 47 and still haven't figured out the world according to ed(me). that must have been one wild ride.glad ya made it!!!

SL,
i understand and i appreciate you not attacking. :D

i was wrong for what i said to BM for not answering me

but i wasn't wrong for asking "herring imatatiing baits"

i know experience is the key----and i just asked what baits act like herring..

i know i talk to much on here, and i'm on here too much, asking too much, being 'rude' sometimes and other stuff..

i hope i have the chance to fish with most of you this season, i'm not really a bad kid ya know....don't let my online mistakes fool ya :D

i know i got to slow down :(


Mike

(p.s. SnL- that story about the truck falling apart must of sucked, my dad drives a truck (not a semi, like a mini semi) and he had his breaks fail going down a hill in NH.......scary!!)

All I wanted when I got down was clean shorts and a box of those pinetree things you hang on the rearview..

/ al

oh well???

Hey-
i learned this in drivers ed:
ya know in some states they have a 'truck escape ramp' at the bottom of big hills to slow down runaway trucks........that would of been usefull in that situation, huh stripnline?? LOL :D

speaking of drivers ed, i finished my 33 hour course and got a "90" on the whole course :D



Mike

Originally posted by StripinLine
oh well???

oh well what??? read my above post

ONE :D

Originally posted by fishweewee
So, how many BM dannies can I get for $100? :D :smash:

they are nice looking though, I want a little crapper:D

BM I'll make you a floater. How big you want it? :laughs:

.

:confused: