vanstaal
02-06-2010, 05:47 PM
Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
> >
> > "What is your name?" – asked the teacher.
> >
> > "Mohammed". . .. – answered the kid.
> >
> > "You are in America now. From now on
> > your name will be Johnny," –replied the
> > teacher.
> >
> > In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your
> > day, Mohammed?"
> > asked his mother.
> >
> > "My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is
> > Johnny."
> >
> > "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to
> > dishonor your parents, your heritage, your
> > religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.
> >
> > Then she called his father and he too beat him.
> >
> > The next day Mohammed returned to school.
> >
> > When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked,
> > "What happened to you little
> > Johnny"?
> >
> > "Well ma'am, 20 hours after becoming an American,
> >
> > I was attacked by two f****** Arabs." :rotf2:
> >
> > "What is your name?" – asked the teacher.
> >
> > "Mohammed". . .. – answered the kid.
> >
> > "You are in America now. From now on
> > your name will be Johnny," –replied the
> > teacher.
> >
> > In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your
> > day, Mohammed?"
> > asked his mother.
> >
> > "My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is
> > Johnny."
> >
> > "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to
> > dishonor your parents, your heritage, your
> > religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.
> >
> > Then she called his father and he too beat him.
> >
> > The next day Mohammed returned to school.
> >
> > When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked,
> > "What happened to you little
> > Johnny"?
> >
> > "Well ma'am, 20 hours after becoming an American,
> >
> > I was attacked by two f****** Arabs." :rotf2: