THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GRANPA AND GRANDMA

This is funny even if you're not a grandparent.
Have you ever wondered what the difference between
Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here it is:

A friend, who worked away from home all week,
Always made a special effort with his family on
The weekends.

Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year
Old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
Some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold
And really didn't feel like being up at all.

Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
She would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
Upstairs to see her Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes, Papa 'the girl replied,' and do you know what?
We didn't see a single a** hole, dumb bass ard, dip
%$%$%$%$ or horse's a** anywhere we went today!

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? :rotf2: