View Full Version : What was Jesse James thinking???


nightfighter
03-18-2010, 06:11 PM
He's married to Sandra Bullock, and is screwing around with Bombshell McGee??? His pornstar ex-wife on the left, Bombshell on the right.

nightfighter
03-18-2010, 06:36 PM
Hmmm.... I think he scored big time when he got Bullock to marry him. And then you put the two side by side and I gotta say, without even considering the bank account, "Dude, you gotta be some special kind of stoopid......"

Swimmer
03-18-2010, 06:39 PM
I like Bombshells TATS. :rotf2: I didn't think Bullock would tame him.

Some friends of mine are doing a 2500 mile ride with him and some of the other builders this summer. Filmed for Discovery channel again. I could have driven the trouble truck once before on the Florida to Texas run for Discovery channel, but I didn't think the wife would go along.

nightfighter
03-18-2010, 06:50 PM
Hell yeah. Gimme da girl whats got her forehead tattooed.....:smash:

nightfighter
03-18-2010, 07:31 PM
"so when am I gonna meet your mother?"

afterhours
03-18-2010, 07:38 PM
note to jesse.....DOH!!

The Dad Fisherman
03-18-2010, 07:48 PM
Sandra is too nice.....he likes the Bad Girls

Joe
03-18-2010, 08:05 PM
Academy Award-winning actresses are not exactly a dime a dozen - the guy's a jacka_s

Swimmer
03-18-2010, 08:38 PM
"so when am I gonna meet your mother?"


Ross she does not look healthy in that picture

nightfighter
03-18-2010, 08:44 PM
Must be 'cause she's not horizontal.......:rotf2:

WESTPORTMAFIA
03-18-2010, 08:48 PM
Sandra = sweet, cute, rich, famous, talented and LOUSY in the sack. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out. He's a pimp if you ask me. He probably tatted her forehead while they were getting busy:rotf2:

striperman36
03-18-2010, 09:13 PM
well, they can have matchin tats. sandra should ditch him and call me

PRBuzz
03-18-2010, 10:02 PM
It has got to be all about the tats.......anyone know if Sandra even has one?

gone fishin
03-18-2010, 10:31 PM
I think she was sporting a couple of small tats in his honor when appearing on Lettermans show recently.

Raven
03-19-2010, 07:59 AM
she needs to move on

fishbones
03-19-2010, 08:34 AM
There's no accounting for taste. I don't mind a few discrete tats on a girl, but what's that chick gonna look like when she's 60 years old?

The Dad Fisherman
03-19-2010, 09:03 AM
but what's that chick gonna look like when she's 60 years old?


Don't know.....but I'd bet you dollars to doughnuts that Nebe will probably show you in a bit :shocked:

I don't mind ink......I personally think that chick Kat on LA Ink is smokin...

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/LA-Ink-kat-von-d-653446_1024_768.jpg

Nebe
03-19-2010, 10:12 AM
http://static.stuff.co.nz/1261426290/356/3185356.jpg

RIROCKHOUND
03-19-2010, 10:50 AM
Apparently Jesse needs a bulls eye...

FishermanTim
03-19-2010, 11:25 AM
It looked like he hooked up with Sandra to bolster his custody case against his ex-wife.
If that was the case, then he is a complete and utter idiot.

Sure, tats can eccentuate some women's beauty, but these two look like they have seen better days....QUITE A FEW more than their looks would convey.
Remember that those cute looking "tramp-stamp" tattoos will start sagging, and start looking like permanent skid marks.
Those cool looking arm tats will start looking like the results of a drunken night with your college buddies and a sharpie pen.
Those "smart" looking facial tats will start looking like you fell asleep on a painters pallet.

gf2020
03-19-2010, 12:49 PM
He's 40, Sandra is 45. He cheats with a younger woman. What's the surprise?

FishermanTim
03-19-2010, 01:03 PM
She don't LOOK like a younger woman.
Maybe the tats on her face are designed to hide the cows feet and wrinkles?

Unless she tats her birthdate somewhere in plain sight, I would be skeptical of her age.

MakoMike
03-19-2010, 01:32 PM
There's no accounting for taste. I don't mind a few discrete tats on a girl, but what's that chick gonna look like when she's 60 years old?

Like a road map that got soaking wet! :grins:

Rockport24
03-19-2010, 02:20 PM
Don't know.....but I'd bet you dollars to doughnuts that Nebe will probably show you in a bit :shocked:

I don't mind ink......I personally think that chick Kat on LA Ink is smokin...



I'm not into tats that much, but I can't get enought of Kat!! SMOKIN IS RIGHT!!
Jesse should have done her instead!

Rockport24
03-19-2010, 02:25 PM
does this look like a happy couple to you???

MakoMike
03-19-2010, 02:57 PM
does this look like a happy couple to you???

Looks like one of them could use a better tailor!

eastendlu
03-19-2010, 03:49 PM
Seems like the little head did the thinking yet once again.:devil2:

Swimmer
03-19-2010, 05:05 PM
There's no accounting for taste. I don't mind a few discrete tats on a girl, but what's that chick gonna look like when she's 60 years old?


She'll be dead by then.

Swimmer
03-19-2010, 05:08 PM
Don't know.....but I'd bet you dollars to doughnuts that Nebe will probably show you in a bit :shocked:

I don't mind ink......I personally think that chick Kat on LA Ink is smokin...

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/LA-Ink-kat-von-d-653446_1024_768.jpg


The above female is certifiably insane, and one of the dumbest people I havce ever listened too on TV. So what does that say about me? MMMMMMMM She can do ink though.

FishermanTim
03-19-2010, 05:21 PM
Who is Jesse gonna go after next...The human pincushion?
Oh, wait...his exwife WAS a human pincushion.:biglaugh::rotf2::biglaugh:

Seriously, what other "body-modification" freak is he gonna bang next? Hopefully not that "Barbie-wanna-be" monstrosity, or the "I wanna-look-like -a cat" freak?

Remember when he had his own doc-u-drama on TLC or Discovery?
When he had a tat put on the palm of his hand that said "Pay up Sucka!"

Well now he's gonna have to "Pay up Sucka!" big time!!!

spence
03-19-2010, 05:41 PM
Looks like one of them could use a better tailor!
Agree. It looks like he had a very nice bespoke suit made and then gained 20 pounds...

-spence

spence
03-19-2010, 05:43 PM
I don't mind ink......I personally think that chick Kat on LA Ink is smokin...
I used to think so, but the other night I saw her show and she really looked a bit like a hag. She's too thin for her body and doesn't come off as all that bright.

-spence

The Dad Fisherman
03-19-2010, 06:37 PM
The above female is certifiably insane, and one of the dumbest people I havce ever listened too on TV.

and doesn't come off as all that bright.

-spence

WTF....Did the Words "Deep, Thought-Provoking Conversationalist" ever come out of my mouth....errrrr keyboard...:huh:

ProfessorM
03-19-2010, 07:20 PM
:confused:who care what he does anyway? he is obviously a dip %$%$%$%$ who's only claim to fame is he can bang a piece of sheet metal into a gas tank and fender. Big deal.

I saw Kat Von D the other nite and she must have had a face lift as her face is pulled so tight it looks like she can't even smile any more. I hate that unnatural look and is off my people to look at list.


sorry for my Lawrence rant.

nightfighter
03-19-2010, 07:41 PM
No apology necessary in my book, Paul. Used to be, you had to go to a sideshow at a carny to even see people who looked like that. Now they're considered celebrities......:smash: Shows where our moral well being has sunken to.... (can you tell I spent almost 2 hours waiting at the DMV looking at the "people"????? We're efffed.)

stcroixman
03-19-2010, 08:10 PM
Bombshell Mcgee is a skank. At least Tiger cheated with Hotties.

Sandra Bullock must be a cold fish in the bedroon or something. JJ must have that desert island feeling to be with that tatooed skank.

TheSpecialist
03-19-2010, 08:14 PM
Janine Lindemulder his first wife used to hot until she tatted up. She was one of my favorite pornstars.

nightfighter
03-19-2010, 08:18 PM
If she was so bad, why did he hang around for five years, or even marry her? I don't think she would be, but I'd love a chance to find out....

Besides, she's better off. Never mind what the girls will look like at 60, here's what Jesse is gonna look like.... You think she'd still be hanging with that????